just played seven matches in a row with my best deck, lost them all.

and that is completely within the normal pattern of how games there go.

Hearthstone really is the definition of the game that's free to play, but you need to pay to be any good. and it sucks. because it's a fun game. except when you can't ever win a single match. ever.

for the upcoming version-10 update of my big flash game http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887 I'm going to be having the big sale of $10 per character, with no limit on the amount of slots available.

get your character drawn by me and put into this game for only $10! send me a note and we can get started

be in my flash game and be paired with any character of your choice, all for just $15 for one pose, $25 for two poses
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887

first two people to claim a spot also can choose a character from this list to be made for free http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7751829

V9.0 slots open:
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be in my flash game and be paired with any character of your choice, all for just $15 for one pose, $25 for two poses
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887

first two people to claim a spot also can choose a character from this list to be made for free http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7751829

V8.0 slots open:
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Master of Domains is a furry-themed board game I'm making, where the players search for loot while fending off dragons and barbarian wolves, horses, rats, and cat tribes. here are the links to all things currently uploaded

Fortune card back http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19240791
Regal Necklace art http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21425567
Regal Necklace alt version http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21425589

or 45 people for $25.
be in my flash game and be paired with any character of your choice, all for just $15
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887

first two people to claim a spot also can choose a character from this list to be made for free http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7751829

V6.0 slots open:
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or 31 for $25.
be in my flash game and be paired with any character of your choice, all for just $15
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887

V5 slots open
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So I was at the gym (drags me there) and this guy sits next to me on the bikes. Let me tell you a bit about him.

He starts off talking to an old guy next to him about fox news being on the TV in front of us. As I'm pedaling I casually overhear him explain why he's voting for Trump by calling Hillary every name in the book. Whatever, that's his opinion, fine. But then he goes on to explain (even though he prefaced it with "I'm not prejudiced, but...") how much of a national travesty it is to have "an Arab in our highest position".
But wait, that's hardly why he might be the biggest douche bag I've ever met in person. So far he hasn't even cracked the top ten.
After the other guy he was talking to left, this guy gets on his phone and makes a call to some company that he's been dealing with apparently for some time. To the poor bastard who he was talking to on the other end of the line, he explains that he had bought some product of that company's, and had returned it because it didn't look like it did online. He also explained that he had already gotten his refund, and on top of that, he had previously talked that company into giving him some extra free stuff for the "aggravation" he had to go through. The company had sent him a calendar planner and some pens to satisfy him.
But was he satisfied? Of course not.
He was literally calling them, taking all the time to explain everything that had happened so far (with a lot of "your customer service really pisses me off" thrown in here and there) to complain about the color of the pens they sent him.
The color of the pens that they sent him for free.


The color.

Of the pens.

That he got for free.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20955887

all prices now reduced

Chose any character here to be added into the "Choose your Character" animation at half the regular price. This list will likely be expanding, and I -may- be talked into adding new characters to it.

Ajani Goldmane (Magic the Gathering)
Alistar (League of Legends)
Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Angela Cross (Ratchet and Clank)
Antoine D'Coolette (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)
Asriel Dreemurr (Undertale)
Baloo (Tailspin)
Berri (Conker)
Birdo (Mario)
Bugs Bunny (Warner Bros)
Bunnie Rabbot (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Carmelita Fox (Sly Cooper)
Chester Cheetah (Cheetos)
Chief Bogo (Zootopia)
Clawhauser (Zootopia)
Conker (Conker)
Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
Daxter (Jak and Daxter)
Dragonite (Pokemon)
Elias Acorn (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Falco Lombardi (Starfox)
Fizz (League of Legends)
Fox McCloud (Starfox)
Fran (Final Fantasy)
Freya Crescent (Final Fantasy)
Frieza (Dragonball Z)
Geoffrey St.John (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Gnar (League of Legends)
Goofy (Disney)
Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)
Impmon (Digimon)
Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
Jak (Jak and Daxter)
James (Pokemon)
Judy Hopps (Zootopia)
Kagome Higurashi (Inuyasha)
Kamari (Final Fantasy)
Kate (Father of the Pride)
Kharjo (Skyrim)
Kicks (Animal Crossing)
King Koopa (Mario)
Knuckles (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Koga (Inuyasha)
Krystal (Starfox)
Larry (Father of the Pride)
Link (Zelda)
Lola Bunny (Warner Bros)
Lord Beerus (Dragonball Z)
Lulu (League of Legends)
Meowth (Pokemon)
Mewtwo (Pokemon)
Mickey Mouse (Disney)
Midna (Zelda)
Mina Mongoose (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Minnie Mouse (Disney)
Mirri (Magic the Gathering)
My Little Pony (any main characters form the show)
Nick Wilde (Zootopia)
Nicole (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Penelope (Sly Cooper)
Pepe LePew (Warner Bros)
Pokemon (real pokemon, not OCs or anthros, and not all pokemon)
Ratchet (Ratchet and Clank)
Renamon (Digimon)
Rengar (League of Legends)
Robin Hood (Disney)
Rocket Raccoon (Marvel)
Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Rotor (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Rouge (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Roxanne (A Goofy Movie)
Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)
Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Siera (Father of the Pride)
Sly Cooper (Sly Cooper)
Sonic the Werehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
Splinter (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Starwolf (Starfox)
Sticks (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Supreme Kai of Time (Dragonball Z)
Tahngarth (Magic the Gathering)
Teemo (League of Legends)
Teenage mutant ninja turtles (any of the four)
tiger dancer (Zootopia)
Tigress (Kung Fu Panda)
Toriel (Undertale)
Tristana (League of Legends)
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger (Ty the Tasmanian Tiger)
Warwick (League of Legends)
Yoshi (Mario)
Zidane (Final Fantasy)
Zoroark (Pokemon)

Skyrim CYOA V3.05 is up http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16197502
and so is your chance to get AV arts from me http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20616224/ ends tomorrow

mix 2 parts sake, 3 parts Mountain Dew (or half and half for a little stronger taste). top with a pinch of finely shredded coconut. serve at room temperature in a martini glass.

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

it's -surprisingly- good. cheers

people can hate on it all they want, but it's still the size that it is for a reason.
and just like Walmart, I don't see Furaffinity going anywhere as long as it stays the most convenient place to see the largest quantity of furry artwork and artists under one roof.

I'm trying it out, and man, I'm just not a fan.

I really don't see the appeal. everything is slow and clunky to load, artwork is shrunken, full of artifacts, and is generally much more difficult to save to my computer than it ever should be. There's a bunch of other things that I didn't like that I saw in my, like, ten minutes of being there, but man... somebody tell me why that site is more popular (at the moment) than sofurry or inkbunny or weasyl or any other furry site

so I just finished reading a book about spacefaring lion women that meet in space with a male human. I reeeeeeeeally really thought there was going to be some romance element to the book, but noooooo. not a single thing. (I mean, doesn't that just SOUND like something that would end in human/kitty unfing at the end?)

so now I'm in the mood for some real furry-furry / furry-human / furry-animal / human-animal / whatever kind of reading material that has real romance or even erotica. have any to suggest?

*looking for physical books, not computer texts*

somebody make one.

I'll buy it.

my life is not complete without it existing.

when the pics I post get all of 4 faves.
why do I put hours of work into drawings and stories when I get literally nothing in return

I'm going to finish the ych I owe, then I'm taking a break from doing anything significant on FA and the internet. no anthrocon or fau this year

like seriously.
I'm one step away from getting banned because I gave a disclaimer that there is adult cub content on another site
apparently I can't say my other sites exist and why

is way too easy to hit when I'm trying to watch someone, or even just clicking around a page.

don't like

when I post a pic that doesn't do well.

https://youtu.be/IVOBQn7iusU

please clap

Hey everyone! Want to see a furry vore card game get made? I do! Check out this indiegogo page to see Gurgle!
http://www.gurgletcg.com/

And you can also watch Gurgle's progress on its FA page and its owner's page
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/shadecerule/
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/gurgletcg/

If you can't donate money to the project, spreading the word will also help! Or if you are an artist, consider donating a pic to be made into a card!

if any of my watchers has 20 blue bingo chips with no metal edges and wants to mail them to me, it would make me a happy wolf. will pay a buck for the chips and 50 cents for the stamp.

no questions.

no police.

no fat chicks.



just kidding, fat chicks are fine

what do you guys think of this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18845679 super-dark line style? how does it compare with a lighter line style like this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18651373 or a lineless style like this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15408135
I would love to hear input from my watchers!

I have new ideas by the day that I want to draw, put into Skyrim CYOA, or BTR, but whenever I sit down to draw or write them I lose all motivation to the point of physically not wanting to be in my seat or at the computer. I can't stand it. I just want to get things done. It didn't used to be like this, but it seems the last few months I've been just having to force myself to do anything, and I'm always behind