I'm going to be posting more art here soon, here's what to expect...

1. A man fucking the earth
2. A dick wearing a tophat
3. A Xenomorph
4. A synx - courtesy of ChimeraSynx -
5. A - very late - Valentine's Day drawing of my character Itariel
6. My furnsona and his "WTF face"
7. An updated version of my character Karsula

So yesterday was a pretty uneventful day for me, all I did was sit on my ass and watch TV all day. So I got bored and decided to go out for a walk, but I didn't feel like going anywhere so I just walked around the property, played fetch with the dog, smoked a bowl, and enjoyed the sunny afternoon.

Now for the cool part, I didn't even know they lived out here, and it was the highlight of my day. I found a praying mantis! It was dead, mind you, but the thing I found next to it looked like a tiny wasp nest. When I did some research on the Internet and found out that some species of praying mantis die shortly after laying their eggs, I realized that thing next to the dead mantis had to be its eggsac.

I've got it sitting on my windowsill in a mason jar now, and since it's around that time of the year when mantises start hatching from their eggs, that means I'm going to have a fuck-ton of baby mantids on my hands - like 200 or more - within the next few weeks or so. I plan on keeping a few as pets and releasing the rest by scattering them around the property. This is gonna be awesome!

So lately I've been drawing a lot more ever since my TV got all wonky on me, and I've got a couple of projects in mind, as well as a couple completed drawings of mine which are due to be posted sometime in the near future, depending on how things go.

Drawings you should expect to see from me:

A Valentine's Day drawing of my character Itariel.

A synx.

A Xenomorph.

And finally, the crossing between a synx and Xenomorph, a "Xenosynx."

That's all for now...

God, people piss me off sometimes! So I just came back from the store to basically get rid of all my pocket change and bought a Snapple and some chips; and right as I'm in the middle of emptying my pockets and counting out my change, some bitch just pushes me out of the way and dumps like fifty pounds of groceries on the counter and makes me drop my change all over the floor...

Even the store clerk was like, "Umm, I believe he was at the counter first.." But that lady didn't care, she just says, "Oh, I'm sure he's just got the munchies or something, it doesn't matter." I mean sure, I smoke weed, but I hadn't smoked anything today... Even if I had been, why would it be worth pushing someone out of your way instead of waiting your damned turn like everybody else?

So while the store clerk is scanning her groceries and I'm on the floor scraping up my dimes and quarters, she rudely asked the store clerk, "Hey, can like, hurry it up? What's taking you so long?" In the back of my mind I was thinking, "Jesus Christ lady, now you're giving the store clerk a hard time? The world doesn't revolve around you, what the fuck is your deal?"

Finally, by the time the store clerk was done scanning her groceries, she says, "$54.98" and the lady pulls out a credit card and pays for her shit. Finally I was able to buy my chips and Snapple, and I was out the door in two seconds, ready to go home and put all that stupid shit behind me. But even after I left the store, that lady followed right behind me. At first I thought she wanted to apologize. Nope!

While the store clerk was busy bagging her groceries, this bitch had the audacity to ask me if I could help take her groceries out to her car... Which wasn't even ten feet from the door! Now normally I'm a very civil person, and I would've been polite about it and kindly said, "Sorry, I can't help you." However, this was not one of those cases. Needless to say, I lost my cool.

I flipped her off and said, "Fuck you! I ain't doing shit for you, you self-centered bitch!" So she scoffs and has this look on her face like I had committed blasphemy or something, then says to me, "Well God, you don't need to be so rude!" But I wasn't having it. So I said, "Look who's talking bitch, you couldn't even wait two minutes for me to count my fucking change before pushing me outta the way!"

So I continued to walk away and I heard her call me an asshole. So I shouted, "I hope you get beat by your fucking husband, you're the type of person that needs to be smacked around!" I don't know what she did after that though, she must've went back to the store to get her groceries. I was too pissed off to care. I'm not so pissed off now, especially since writing about it kinda helps me calm my nerves...

Moral of the story, "The next time somebody pisses you off, don't be afraid to speak your mind!"

I apologize if this is lengthy, and thank you for taking the time to read this...

Looks like FA isn't that different from DA after all. I didn't realize you could write journal entries here...

Anyway, since my TV's all wonky and everyone else is asleep - damn insomnia - I'm just wondering if anybody wants to bullshit with me for a little while? Note me if you wanna chat! I'll be online for God-knows how long...