If anyone's got pics of myself in certain precarious situations or the like, could you forward them to me so I can either submit them under the 'for/by you' policy or forward people to it via links.
I'm sorry I won't be able to give back anything in return, except arseloads of icon-plugging in my journals.
Anyone wanna do it for the lulz?

I am the only driver in the world that is legally allowed to be uninsured and unlicenced. This is in order to help keep my identity a secret.

These entries are not entered by myself in person. They are written with my weak hand and passed on to a third party that is employed by the BBC and its affiliates to keep his mouth shut. Using his IP address instead of mine means I can surf the internet as myself without any risk of me being associated with The Stig.

In the US special of Top Gear. My fatass American Cousin that did my job is actually me wearing a fat-suit beneath my racing overalls.

In the African special, however, that actually was a n****r and not me wearing loads of boot polish.

I got so drunk at a house party of Jeremy Clarkson's that I was seen willingly driving a VW Beetle.

Jimmy Carr regularly squeezes my arse on the set of Top Gear. He tells me that sitting in car seats for too long can cause Deep Vein Thrombosis in the buttocks.

The first car around the test track for series 11 of Top Gear will be one of these...
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/guernsey/conte.....11_470x352.jpg
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How cool is that!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ou05YXQ3oVQ&NR=1
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I speak Italian...

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/insanedragon/

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*folds arms*
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