http://oscarwolfe.bandcamp.com/albu.....nstrumental-ep

My fags new album.

LISTEN TO IT. Buy it.

Happy burfday to me. I'm 23; that makes it officially not funny when I joke about underage girls. Now I'm old. YAY! :D

My doctors appointment is in the morning, and I am feeling kind of scared. I've never been put under before, or even been on any anesthetics aside from laughing gas.

So yeah, I'm skerrt. :< I'll let you guys know how it goes.

Made another video today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRcLHn5q-yo

Go, watch, rate, review!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTfUWqno9CA

I made a video! Watch it!

 Pulsate wrote a journal on this quiz he took, and I took it too, and was stunned by the results.

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/th.....enneagram-test


you chose CZ - your Enneagram type is ONE (aka "The Reformer").

"I do everything the right way"

Perfectionists are realistic, conscientious, and principled.

They strive to live up to their high ideals.



How to Get Along with Me

• Take your share of the responsibility so I don't end up with all the work.

• Acknowledge my achievements.

• I'm hard on myself. Reassure me that I'm fine the way I am.

• Tell me that you value my advice.

• Be fair and considerate, as I am.

• Apologize if you have been unthoughtful. It will help me to forgive.

• Gently encourage me to lighten up and to laugh at myself when I get uptight, but hear my worries first.



What I Like About Being a ONE

• being self-disciplined and able to accomplish a great deal

• working hard to make the world a better place

• having high standards and ethics; not compromising myself

• being reasonable, responsible, and dedicated in everything I do

• being able to put facts together, coming to good understandings, and figuring out wise solutions

• being the best I can be and bringing out the best in other people



What's Hard About Being a ONE

• being disappointed with myself or others when my expectations are not met

• feeling burdened by too much responsibility

• thinking that what I do is never good enough

• not being appreciated for what I do for people

• being upset because others aren't trying as hard as I am

• obsessing about what I did or what I should do

• being tense, anxious, and taking things too seriously



ONEs as Children Often

• criticize themselves in anticipation of criticism from others

• refrain from doing things that they think might not come out perfect

• focus on living up to the expectations of their parents and teachers

• are very responsible; may assume the role of parent

• hold back negative emotions ("good children aren't angry")



ONEs as Parents

• teach their children responsibility and strong moral values

• are consistent and fair

• discipline firmly

They skip over the details about the fact that I give and expect honesty, above most other things, but oh well. Pretty fucking close though.

- Asher

Could have also been: BZ - your Enneagram type is FIVE (aka "The Thinker").

A friend of mine just joined us here at FA, so I wanted to link you all to her, and ask you to check out her art. She'll also be taking commissions soon! ;3

 TehMandaPanda GO LOOK!

And pass the word around!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, MOTHER FUCKERS

Oh, I'm back now, btw.

I probably won't draw much for a while; I am working on my novel again.


[YEAH RIIIIIIIIIIGHT~]

Off to New York. I shall return, eventually.

OMFG. I started on the line-art for my "Sexy Jack McSexy" coloring contest thing; but it's going slow. If you feel like starting on coloring anyways, go ahead- like I said the first time, you can enter however many times you want.

Anyways, a few quick updates:

"- First place gets a badge and an icon, and a sketch.

- Second place gets a badge and an icon.

- Third place gets a badge or an icon- their choice."

This isn't necessarily set in stone. If you don't want these, we can discuss a compromise or different prize; whatever.
_______________________________________________________________________

Competitors so far:


Waiting for confirmation:
http://taiseiten.deviantart.com/

Waiting for entry:
 AppleCore
 Zeitler

Entry recieved:
http://antro-squirrel.deviantart.com/ - One entry. http://antro-squirrel.deviantart.co.....sexy-112986553

So, SOME of you are aware I've been pretty ill, for a pretty good amount of time [before Christmas]. Or maybe you don't know, 'cause I don't tell people when I'm internally combustive...

Thank God it wasn't gallstones, but that does, however, imply that it is ulcers. Again. [-Waves tiny flag- whee...] Well, the doc gave me some medicine to help repair them, and it ain't workin' right [or, may actually be making it worse]. I'm off to the docs again tomorrow, to tell them to give me different stuff.

Anyhooooo... being that I'm stuck in bed, and that being low on fuel makes me slightly disoriented, I have made a decision on the "contest".

I want to push it back a bit, and also, maybe, give you guys a .png with layers, to make it easier to COLOR. Wooo! How nice of me. So, if you've started coloring already- I'm a fag and deserve your punishment. If you haven't- good news. It probably wont be due for another few months; a date will be set as soon as I get that .png to you guys.

Don't hate me.

- Wofly

PS - ENTER T3H CONTEST! It beckons for moar pipplz.
_______________________________________

Competitors so far:

 zeitler

[Maybe] Taiseiten - http://taiseiten.deviantart.com

Antro-Squirrel - http://antro-squirrel.deviantart.com/

I decided, I want to have a contest. Color the picture. o: Do it!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1904569/

You can use my normal colors, or my THC colors.

I uploaded a color pallet here ---> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1244323

My three favorites will win a prize.

First place gets a badge and an icon, and a sketch
Second place gets a badge and an icon.
Third place gets a badge or an icon- their choice.

Holy crap, I can't believe I'm promising that. Shit, ok, ok.

Can't guarantee fully when you'll get them, but you -will-.

Rules? Rules... ummm... none, really, I guess. Enter both variations of my colors, if you want, it may increase your chances.

Entries in by... geeze, when should it end? Let's say... the end of February? Yeah.

Unless nobodies interested. If not, whatever.

Also, same contest is on DeviantArt.
http://angelos-griever.deviantart.com/

If you want to be involved, just leave a message here, or tell me personally.
_______________________________________

Competitors so far:

 zeitler

[Maybe] Taiseiten - http://taiseiten.deviantart.com

Antro-Squirrel - http://antro-squirrel.deviantart.com/

I normally make a point to ignore any mail our house gets unless it is addressed personally. But today, we got a catalog, and it's awesome. I'm going to steal something from it now, and read it to you all.

Gather 'round children.

Religions

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens- and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I probably deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you!
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?

Why didn't I think to explain it that way?

- Asher aka: Wofly

Uhg, ok. I wrote a short story, go read it.

http://angelos-griever.deviantart.c.....story-96819983

- Asher

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEkCMqZ2RoA

I can die happy.

- Asher

I cannot draw anything graphically violent enough to express my anger.

THAT'S RIGHT! Do you all recall when I was showing off- those of you I talk to off of FA, at least- a set of photos from my flickr account, of two young tigers? Well, during that time, it was top secret [obviously, I knew, because I'm a long-time visitor/volunteer/helper at CCI] but those two cubs were to be transported to the zoo in Iraq!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2008080.....sanimalstigers

There is a lot of press- some good, some bad, some neutral. [PETA can go eat a fucking gun, by the way, for all the shit they've given us; it's like they can't wrap their petty little minds around the fact that if the cats weren't cared for in a sanctuary or zoo, they would be killed. Period.]

Basically, "Yay!" with a capital 'Y'.

Oh, and here is the CCI website, as well as "Flying Tigers", the page about the cubs. As a shameless promotion; CCI is giving scheduled tours, as well as taking volunteers and donations!

http://www.conservatorscenter.org/ - CCI
http://www.conservatorscenter.org/flying.html - Flying Tigers

- Asher

I GOTTED 700 PAGE VIEWS YAY

I just found out that George Carlin died yesterday.

I tip my hat to the man who taught me how to hold an argument.

Apparently, alcohol, anti-biotics, and steroids do FUNNY things when they mix.

Like, make sounds get smashed together; seriously, towards 1:45am, I was watching Adult Swim, and HEARING Chinese. How WEIRD is that shit?!

Fun times, fun times.

Kannazuki no Miko.

WATCH IT.

Its hard for a movie or TV show to surprise me. I usually see it all fucking coming.

I got shocked MORE THAN ONCE by the twists.

And its tragic as FUCK.

You wont regret it. Its fucking good.

Ok, so I got my netflix in today, and I had ordered two of my classic faves, along with one new film, that I had yet to see.

The two I have seen, of course, were Equilibrium [Fahrenheit 451 meets the Matrix], and House of Flying Daggers [a Chinese, Crouching Tiger-esque love tragedy].

The third, is a movie called Casshern. Its bassed on an old anime from the 70's, called "Shinzo Ningen Casshân". [Which I am now interested in finding and watching.]

Now, when I first put the movie in and hit play, I have to admit, I was only slightly interested, because I had NO idea what to expect. I thought this was going to be some Japanese style zombie flick. But it was nothing like that at all. About 15 minutes in, I was hooked, and just STARED. In fact, it was a live action, anime action/drama style movie, with the perfect balance of physical and emotional tension.

The script wasn't as compelling as it could be, but I suppose that is because it was very realistic in the way the people spoke; to the point, and simple. The story line was just completely curious. It had a real Akira/Wolfs Rain feeling to it.

While real people were used for the characters to give it a homely feeling, the backgrounds and scenes were done with a lot of BEAUTIFULLY crossed anime art/CG type work, which put you under the impression that this could not POSSIBLY be "our world"; this leaves you torn to decide if you should or should not relate.

All the characters were like-able, from the young, tender-hearted, but lost hero, to the confused, raging antagonist [who really turns out to be the best written of all the characters.] There weren't really any good or bad guys in it. It was just different people, with different views, all striving selfishly in the attempt to be selfless.

The end is gut-wrenching, but heart-warming, and is something many people can relate to; just wanting to start over.

I SERIOUSLY recommend this movie if you are looking for something good to just settle on the couch in the dark with a big bowl of popcorn.

Give it a watch guys!

Hey guys.

Good buddy of mine is having some issues right now, going through bullshit, ya know, the usual.

He wants to sell a computer, maybe a dream cast, and some old pencil/paper rpgs.

Computer isn't great for gaming; 1.1 Ghz Athlon Thunderbird, 256 Mb RAM, 40Gb HDD, 48x CD burner, 16x DVD reader, monitor, mouse, keyboard, speakers, and an HP5L laser printer with a spare toner cartridge - About 150 bucks. Not a bad deal, IMO.

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/sy.....682561217.html

His yahoo is the_dughal

Give him a hand, guys!

Thanks!

Asher Gabriel says:
FUCK I HATE THESE GUYS
This fucking magazine company keeps calling me.
And this is the first guy to fucking understand me when I said, "I dont fucking read magazines."
But...
He also went, "Sir, ma'am... sir..." Before he hung up.

Cass says:
LOLOLOLOL
FK THT MAG COMPANY
lol
GOD DAMN IT I HATE MAGAZINES
THEY ARE THE WORST THINGS

Asher Gabriel says:
THEY'VE CALLED ME LIKE, 20 TIMES.
OFFERING ME COPIES OF VOUGE AND STUFF.
I'M LIKE, 'I'M A DUDE I DONT READ MAGAZINES EXCEPT FOR LIKE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC OR JUGGS. GO AWAY.'
And then!

Cass says:
hahahah

Asher Gabriel says:
They're like, "WE'RE ENTERING YOU IN OUR CONTEST TO WIN ONE MILLION DOLLARS. IF YOU JUST PAY US 100 DOLLARS FOR 60 MONTHS OF THESE OTHER TWO MAGAZINES THAT YOU WILL NEVER EVER GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT.'

Cass says:
lulz.

Asher Gabriel says:
AND I ALSO THINK
THAT THEY THINK I AM A SOUTHERN FAGGOT
FOR REAL
EVERY TIME THEY CALL, SOMEONE MORE MANLY AND FRIENDLY [and southern] CALLS ME
THIS TIME, IT WAS AN OLDER GUY WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT, AND HE WAS ALL CREEPY-SWEET ON ME
I WAS LIKE, 'OH GOD NO'.

Cass says:
HAHAH THEY THINK IF THE SEND YOU A LIMP WRIST, YOU'LL BUY THEIR MAGAZINES.

Asher Gabriel says:
soadfjsoadfjsl;adfkj YES I AGREE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY FUCKING THINK.

Cass says:
THAT IS SO SILLY OF THEM.

Asher Gabriel says:
LIKE MAYBE HE'LL SUCK MY DICK, AND SUDDENLY I'LL GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN FEMINEST-QUATERLY.

Cass says:
OR LIKE
YEAH, THAT'S PROBALY IT, NEVERMIND.

Asher Gabriel says:
LIKE, MAYBE I NEED ALL THOSE TIPS FROM WOMEN WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PLEASING A MAN
BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE IF I'M A FAGGOT, I CANT SUCK SOME TOTALLY MEAN COCK

Welcome to the real world. Ignorant bastards who try to exploit your love of sucking cock.