Well I guess its about time I post a new journal, its only been what, two years? Anyway what better reason to break the silence could you have than to say  jagzcat is currently open for commissions!

I've gotten several pieces from him before and I've never had a single disappointment, most recently I got http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18033142/ which has been set as my pc's background since I got it :3

How do you get an amazing piece of art yourself I hear? why just head on over to http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7699421/ and drop him a comment! He isn't operating on first come, first served and currently have two more slots open, so you still have a chance :3

'Kay so  ofnothing apparently called me out on a meme so yay, my turn

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well yeah, my partners are all on my friends list so yeah

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning or night most of the time, its an awesome way to make up

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right side, always the right side

4. Do you masturbate?
Yeah

5. How often? Lately?
As often as I feel like? Generally when I'm bored

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet?

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, they're just easier

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
In the shower, with someone very special after far to long :)

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I read more than I watch porn, and no not with other people. Though I have been known to send it to others if its something they'll like

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, I prefer to be more passive so an aggressive partner suits me better, though I can be aggressive when I'm in the right mood

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
See question 1, kinda daft having this so far after that one?

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Hells no boi

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, lingerie I guess? I dunno :p

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not that I remember? but probably?

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In bed I guess?

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In my back garden at night

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Almost a few times by my parents, and they totally must have known what was going on

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nah, not really my scene

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope, not really one for one night stands

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, bars aren't my scene

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Heh, yeah

24. What's your sexual preference?
Anything? *shrugs*

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
'Heavy petted' my foxxy in the cinema once, but not full sex no

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah, see question 7, again why so far apart?

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nah, I don't really want to get fired thanks

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
No? been in stores that sell adult things, but it wasn't specifically an adult store?

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Online adult store, yes. high street, no

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
plug, ring, lingerie, and some things foxxy doesn't know about yet ;)

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I know my mates do, no one else I think

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Not that I remember?

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeah

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Sure, why not?

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Ermm, I don't know?

38. What's your favorite sex act?
The act where things go in me? *shrugs again*

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yeah ^^;

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

Not really expecting anyone to read this, but a shamelessly stolen meme from trezhurisland


1. Tinderpaw invented the internet just so he had somewhere to store his porn
2. Tinderpaw cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Tinder says.
3. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Tinderpaw's theme song.
4. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Tinderpaw. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
5. Thousands of years ago Tinderpaw came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
6. Tinderpaw enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
7. It's widely believed that Jesus was Tinderpaw's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Tinderpaw's skin.
8. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Tinderpaw.
9. Tinder can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
10. If you spell Tinderpaw wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Tinderpaw?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Strangely enough some of my friends would say several of these are fairly close to being true XD
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