I made lolo cry during RP *feels accomplished*

I know I usually don't say anything about the banner because I'm not the type to care but...

God damn it I really like this one. Good show, gents.

-Tobi

If you sexily want to rape about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was licked, and what my shiny childhood was like, and how my dicks were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Max Fightmaster kind of poopy, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to dickslap the throbbing manhood. In the first place, that stuff wiggles me, and in the second place, my dicks would have about 100 nipples as big as dinner plates apiece if I told anything pretty hideous about them. They're quite bonerific about anything like that, especially my meat and two veg.

01-[x] You like to be content in everything.
02-[ ] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say.
03-[ ] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
04-[x] You are quite hyperactive.
05-[ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud.
06-[ ] You love candies or any type of caramel.
07-[x] You like making others blush.
08-[ ] You sleep with a doll/teddy bear/pillow in your hand.
09-[ ] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex.
10-[ ] You like romantic-funny anime.
11-[ ] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L. (I would rather chill with Kira)
12-[ ] You have listened “an café”. (sounds gay)
13-[ ] You like listening to it.
14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 songs on your computer of “an café”. (does this "an cafe" make gay boys jizz in their pants or something?)
15-[ ] You are innocent and/or a little clumsy.
16-[x] You smile at kitties.
17-[ ] You usually say –kawaii-. (fuck no)
18-[x] You like plushies. (Yes)
19-[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue
20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot. (more like she burns my genitals. And what does this question have to do with taking it in the ass?)
21-[ ] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.
22-[ ] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more.
23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.
24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt. (for a wedding)
25-[ ] You call your pets with cute names.
26-[ ] You believe that yaoi is the best.
27-[ ] You're easy to trick/convince.
28-[x] Some men scare you. (well...yea. Rapists? Pedophiles. Yes, some of them scare me. What a derp question. Was this written by a 16 year old?)
29-[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes and they are decorated with flowers.
31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
32-[ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before.
33-[x] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive. (Anyone would be this way with any person that gets angry with them)
34-[ ] You like j-pop. (WAT NO)
35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi or you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa.
37-[x] You smile with no reason.
38-[ ] You usually are very positive.
39-[ ] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it.
40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say.

Total: 13/40

Greater than 30 = Super Uke
21-30 = Uke
20 = Seme-uke
10-19 = Seme
Less than 10 = Super Seme


Congrats to me. I fuck people in the butt. What a retarded meme.

I shall sniff her to find out where she's been!

1,000,000 pts if you know what movie this is from.

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Welcome to the internet.

that something really bad is going to happen soon.

I came up with mine in the car.

On the __nth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 cans of Cola

11 classic novels

10 movie posters

9 cream filled horns

8 geeky t-shirts

7 Asian knick-knacks

6 cartridge games

5 SHOTGUN SHELLS

4 pounds of coffee

3 brand new movies

Bioshock 1 & 2

...and a Samuel Adams Boston Lager beer!




Now make your own.

Go to My Computer
Go to C://
Go to Windows
Go to Media
click on onestop
SHIT BRIX

BRB D'AAAAAWING FOREVER

NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES AUUUUUUUGHH

bout fucking time.

I believe this is now my favorite Rammstein song (def my fav collab between them and Tatu)

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someone redraw this in full color and epic style. It will win 1,000,000 awards

FUCK

YEA

ANIMATION MEME
Snagged this from

- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished or saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved (Or I could just tell you if I liked it or hated it?)
- Italize what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral


CLASSIC DISNEY

[X] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[X] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[X] Bambi (1942)
[X] Cinderella (1950)
[X] Dumbo (1941)
[X] Fantasia (1940)
[X] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[X] Mary Poppins (1964) <-Fav disney movie of all time.
[X] Peter Pan (1953)
[X] Pinocchio (1940)
[X] Sleeping Beauty (1959) <-fav princess from childhood, now replaced by Tiana and Belle
[X] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
[ ] Song of the South (1946)

DISNEY'S DARK AGE

[X] The Aristocats (1970)
[X] The Black Cauldron (1985) <-very underappreciated especially since the mythos of the couldren and the other six objects is badass.
[X] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[X] The Great Mouse Detective (1986) <-FFFFFFFFUCK I love this movie
[X] The Jungle Book (1967)
[X] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[X] Oliver and Company (1986) <- last movie Don Bluth worked on for Disney, I believe
[X] Pete's Dragon (1977)
[x] The Rescuers (1977)
[X] Robin Hood (1973)
[X] The Sword In The Stone (1963) <-one of my fav disney flicks


THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE

[X] Aladdin (1992) <3
[X] Beauty and the Beast (1991) <3
[X] A Goofy Movie (1995) <3
[X] Hercules (1997)
[X] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) <333333333
[X] The Lion King (1994) <333333
[X] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[X] Mulan (1998)
[X] Pocahontas (1995)
[X] The Rescuers Down Under (1990) <33333333
[X] Tarzan (1999)


DISNEY'S MODERN AGE

[X] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) <-I loved this movie :3
[O] Bolt (2008)
[X] Brother Bear (2003) <- Bawwed like a baby
[X] Chicken Little (2005)
[ ] Dinosaur (2000)
[X] The Emperor's New Groove (2000) <- I would marry this movie if it were legal
[X] Fantasia 2000 (2000)
[ ] Home on the Range (2004)
[X] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[X] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[X] Treasure Planet (2002) <- ;-; you poor unappreciated movie. I still love you!

PIXAR

[X] A Bug's Life (1998) <-in theaters
[X] Cars (2006)
[X] Finding Nemo (2003)
[X] The Incredibles (2004)
[X] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[O] Ratatouille (2007)
[X] Toy Story (1995)
[X] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[X] Wall-E (2008) <-cried
[X] Up (2009) <-cried (same as toy story 3) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, PIXAR

DON BLUTH

[X] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) <3333 FFFFFUUU CHILDHOOD
[X] An American Tail (1986) <333
[X] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West (1991) <3
[X] Anastasia (1997)
[X] The Land Before Time (1988) <-I can't watch more than five minutes of this movie anymore. I start getting so choked up and upset because of the myriad of emotions it makes me feel. The animation and story telling are beautiful, the characters, the music EVERTHING. This movie is a masterpiece loaded with nostalgia and dead 2D animation. Watching it is like having a family member die. That's how torn up I get when I try.
[X] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995) <-sucked D:
[x] Rock-a-Doodle (1991) <-random
[x] The Secret of NIMH (1982) <-FUCKING WIN
[X] Thumbelina (1994) <-:\
[x] Titan AE (2000) <-loved it
[X] A Troll in Central Park (1994)<- I hate this movie >:[


CLAYMATION

[ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[X] Chicken Run (2000) ARDMAN IS AWESOME
[X] Corpse Bride (2005) <3
[X] James and the Giant Peach (1996) <3
[X] The Nightmare Before Christmas <333333
[X] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)<3333
[X] Coraline (2009) <3333

CGI GLUT

[X] Antz (1998)
[X] Happy Feet (2006)
[X] Kung Fu Panda (2008) <3
[X] Madagascar (2005)
[ ] Monster House (2006)
[X] Over the Hedge (2006)
[ ] The Polar Express (2004)
[X] Shrek (2001) <3333
[X] Shrek 2 (2004)
[X] Shrek The Third (2007)
[X] Monsters vs. Aliens


IMPORTS

[X] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995) I love whoever put this on the list. The fact that you even know it makes my heart warm.
[X] The Last Unicorn (1982)
[ ] Light Years (1988)
[ ] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
[ ] Persepolis (2007)
[ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[X] Watership Down (1978) <-shit's fucked up. i never thought bunnies would terrify me.
[ ] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[X] Yellow Submarine (1968)


STUDIO GHIBLI/MIYAZAKI

[X] Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
[X] Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
[X] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
[X] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[X] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
[ ] My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999)
[X] My Neighbor Totoro (1993)
[ ] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[ ] Only Yesterday (1991)
[ ] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) (1994)
[O] Porco Rosso (1992)
[X] Princess Mononoke (1999)
[X] Spirited Away (2002)
[ ] Whisper of the Heart (1995)
[X] Ponyo on a Cliff by the Sea (2009)

SATOSHI KON

[X] Millennium Actress (2001)
[X] Paprika (2006)
[X] Perfect Blue (1999)
[X] Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
[ ] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" part (1995)
YOU FORGOT PARANOIA AGENT I KNOW IT'S A SHOW BUT I LOVED IT SO MUCH FFFFFF

SHINKAI MAKOTO

[ ] She and Her Cat (1999)
[X] Voices of a Distant Star (2001) <-BAW
[ ] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[X] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007) <-EVEN MOAR BAW

OTHER ANIME FILMS

[X] Akira (1989)
[X] Appleseed (2004)
[ ] Appleseed: Ex Machina (2007)
[ ] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) (1982)
[X] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003)
[ ] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) (1985)
[ ] Dirty Pair: Project Eden (1987)
[X] End of Evangelion (1997)
[X] Fist of the North Star (1986)
[ ] Galaxy Express 999 (1979)
[X] Ghost in the Shell (1996) (and the sequel)
[X] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
[ ] Lensman (1984)
[ ] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (1984)
[X] Metropolis (2001)
[ ] Neo-Tokyo (1986)
[ ] Ninja Scroll (1993)
[ ] Patlabor the Movie (1989)
[ ] The Professional: Golgo 13 (1983)
[ ] Project A-ko (1986)
[ ] Robot Carnival (1987)
[ ] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle (2006)
[ ] Silent Möbius (1991)
[ ] Space Adventure Cobra (1982)
[X] Steamboy (2004)
[ ] Sword of the Stranger (2007)
[ ] Unico and the Island of Magic (1983)
[ ] Urotsukidoji: The Movie (1987)
[X] Vampire Hunter D (1985)
[ ] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000)
[X] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force (1987) <- Some fucked up shit right thurr

CARTOONS FOR GROWN-UPS

[ ] American Pop (1981)
[X] The Animatrix (2003)
[X] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996) <-oh man XD
[X] Cool World (1992) <-made no sense at all. Must watch while on shrooms.
[X] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[x] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (2005)
[ ] Fire & Ice (1983)
[ ] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[X] Heavy Metal (1981) <-LOL only because someone dared me
[ ] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[ ] Hey Good Lookin' (1982)
[ ] Lady Death (2004)
[ ] A Scanner Darkly (2006)
[X] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) I remember wanting to go see it in theaters but I was only 9
[ ] Street Fight (Coonskin) (1975)
[ ] Waking Life (2001)

OTHER ANIMATED MOVIES

[X] Animal Farm (1954)
[ ] Animalympics (1980)
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie (2007)
[X] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker <-this movie = GODLY
[X] The Brave Little Toaster (1988) <-An AC that commits suicide and depressed cars that are murdered for not being useful. What an awesome kids movie.
[ ] Bravestarr: The Movie (1988)
[x] Cats Don't Dance (1997)
[X] Care Bears: The Movie (1985)
[x] Charlotte's Web (1973)
[X] Fern Gully (1992)
[ ] G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
[ ] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords (1986)
[ ] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
[X] The Hobbit (1977)
[X] The Iron Giant (1999) <-BAW
[ ] Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
[X] Lord of the Rings (1978)
[X] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992) <-I heart this movie so much :3
[X] My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)
[x] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)FAVOURITEFAVOURITEFAVOURITE-Gina DIDO YEEES-Lolo Nazi Hammers-Tobi
[X] The Prince of Egypt (1998) <-Good flick
[ ] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie (2002)
[X] Quest For Camelot (1999)
[ ] Ringing Bell (1978)
[X] The Road to El Dorado (2000)
[X] Space Jam (1996)
[ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985)
[ ] Superman: Doomsday (2007)
[X] The Swan Princess (1994)
[X] Transformers: The Movie (1986) <-MEGATRON NOOOO
[ ] Wizards (1977)
[X] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[ ] Wonder Woman (2009)
[X] Balto (1995)
[X] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002) <-horsies with eyebrows


Damn I am gay for animation, mang.

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I loved this show so much :3

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
my hair comes first

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
black with yellow lettering. It’s a WATCHMEN hoodie *nerd*

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
sure.

4. Do you plan outfits?
only if it’s a costume

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
tired but good. I’m almost done with my homework and I’m getting my fiction story workshopped. Also, doing holloween with Lolo

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red
the flesh on an arm on the cover of a book I’m reading called ‘John Dies at the End’

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
My characters were all at a Puff Daddy party, jumping in a pool full of Jello and reciting Shakespeare. I remember telling 50 cent that it was a pretty awesome party and he concurred.


8. Did you meet anybody new today?
I met my homework and we got busy.

9. What are you craving right now?
pizza

10. Do you floss?
not as much as I should :P

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Avatar the last airbender MY CABBAGES

12. Are you emotional?
I can be. I try not to be. I try to be as rational as possible. It usually works (when it doesn’t involve shit like family or bad blood)

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I used to do it all the time in the bathtub

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
bite. I freakin bite everything (including penises!)

15. Do you like your hair?
yep. It’s easy going and laid back (like me)

16. Do you like yourself?
uh, no. And I doubt I ever will. Tis the nature of art.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
I’ve heard he’s a fascinating and intelligent man. I would love to pick his brain. This says nothing of my opinion of his policies, however :3

18. What are you listening to right now?
the TV drone advertisements at me.

19. Are your parents strict?
my mom is pretty easy going with me as far as where I go and what I do. That doesn’t mean she isn’t high strung and insane.

20. Would you go sky diving?
sure. It’s on my bucket list.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
mmmmmmmm

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I ran in Jim Carrey a long time ago and didn’t realize it was him until my dad gave him our cab.

23. Do you rent movies often?
nope

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
there are glittery doves from Arizona on a shelf near me

25. How many countries have you visited?
2 – USA and Mexico

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Excuse me sir, but your credit card says you’ve purchased $400 worth of cheese

27. Ever been on a train?
only as a “ride”

28. Brown or white eggs?
White

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
yes. I never thought I’d be into texting until I realized that it meant I could talk to people without actually talking to them. Texting is for the antisocial, I tell you what.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Yes

31. Do you own a gun?
several

32. Can you use chop sticks?
I used to

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
I will be all alone finishing up homeworl

34. Are you too forgiving?
Yes. I forgive instantly and have been fucked over multiple times for it.

35. Ever been in love?
it’s weird and unsettling D:

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
HOLLOWEEN MOTHER FUCKER

37. Ever have cream puffs?
MMMMMMMMM

38. Last time you cried?
today. Mom insulted my intelligence and called me a know-it-all brat :D it hurt pretty bad

39. What was the last question you asked?
When will you consider my opinions worth listening to?
When you’re my age.
Lol! I’ll never be your age XD You could have saved us all a lot of time and said ‘never’

40. Favorite time of the year?
right fucking now, mang

41. Do you have any tattoos?
want some. no

42. Are you sarcastic?
NO NEVER :3

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes

44. Ever walked into a wall?
I’m blonde. So yes

45. Favorite color?
green or orange

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
yes

47. Is your hair curly?
no

48. What was the last CD you bought?
lol whut? I don’t buy CDs anymore.

49. Do looks matter?
no. Looks mean jack and shit.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
it would depend. It would reeeaaaally depend

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
never

52. Do you like your life right now?
it’s…okay…

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
nope

54. Can you handle the truth?
most of the time

55. Do you have good vision?
psh. I’m blind without my glasses

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
uh…I guess?

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
rarely

58. The last person you held hands with?
lolo (scaredy cat)

59. What are you wearing?
jeans, t-shirt, hoodie

60.What is your favorite animal?
cuttle fish

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
uuuuuh

62. Can you hula hoop?
never D:

63. Do you have a job?
>:[

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
tickets to knott’s scary farm

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
often

soooooooooo, are they a parody band or real? If they are a parody, the bloody brilliat gents. You've skewered the hipster screamocore music most wonderfully.

If not, then...Christ...

HARD MODE

Make it through this whole video without wanting to violently smother and/or choke both of them

Going with and I am so fucking excited C:

*GIGGLE*

EDIT: I'm a moron. It says where I'm going on the tickets :P

I'm done whining XD I feel a bit better. I guess today was just a weird day is all.

Tomorrow I will finish up my homework, study for my test and spend the rest of the day having fun. Lots and lots of fun.

I've been doing nothing but homework, school or sleeping. Damn, I'm bored. I'm at one of the moments in life where everything is meh. Hopefully that'll fade by the time all the fun stuff this month starts. I think some good writing will cure me. I just need to finish Calendar of Regrets and I can start reading fun books again :P

I still can't figure out why we stopped filming in black and white. It's a beautiful medium.

http://www.wimp.com/nuitblanche/

HAHAHAAAA is it wrong that I laughed this video? Not it's content, but the sheer ballsiness of what it is essentially saying?



Cut out emissions by 10% or we will fucking kill you. XD

The best part? I am a global warming skeptic and I have cut my energy emissions by 20% more than the average person. Why? Because I do believe in environmentalism and energy saving.

Srsly, what the fuck is wrong some of these global warming fanatics? Christ almighty...

P.S. I don't care if you believe in Global Warming or not. That's your opinion. You have to admit, though, this video did not help in anyway.

This is what you look like to normal people

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