Happy 420!
Posted 7 years agoI've never smoked weed. :P
taxes stink :p
Posted 7 years agoI'm not gonna beat around the bush about this one. I hate paying taxes! Pretty much the only reason I pay them is cause it's better to stay in the IRS' s good graces than to get pimp slapped with fines; that, and I usually get some cash back. Not this year though. Ugh....it could be worse, I could owe them ALOT more than I do but; I was expecting something back besides a bill. Hopefully next year will be different.
Jeanine Pirro sounds familair (fox news)
Posted 7 years agoJeanine Pirro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxTG8FOO8b4
Ri Chun-hee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P04pHRBmaaQ
who she be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsGQEZIgTXs
Ri Chun-hee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P04pHRBmaaQ
who she be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsGQEZIgTXs
10 million face reveal, How to Basic.
Posted 7 years agoHe finally let's us in on the madness. https://youtu.be/JSXGagNzNLw
I need some help with Gmail.
Posted 7 years agoFor those who may have missed my deleted journal from last night I am in dire need of help regarding Gmail. Basically, I need help resetting my password because the one I set up I cannot get to work. I've been able to access my Gmail via phone but it's impossible to do so on my home computer. Any ideas?
dogecatcher again
Posted 7 years agoBravely lead the hunt for local doge, Memphis, (half chiwahwah half jack russel terrorist) again today. I was standing at the back window today and saw him; "hell, here we go again..." I caught this critter a couple months ago after my mother saw him oot and aboot in da hood ; so we know him and his owners. Tolday, he lead another jailbreak and.. funsies....
WHY DO DOGS RUN FOR MILES AND PEOPLE CAN'T?!
we got him though, after I got him out of a tree he chased a cat into. At least I got some exercise.
WHY DO DOGS RUN FOR MILES AND PEOPLE CAN'T?!
we got him though, after I got him out of a tree he chased a cat into. At least I got some exercise.
of course you need to be covered in wax.
Posted 7 years agoHow else would you keep from getting dirty while riding horses? How would you indeed. That was an effed dream; watching my family dive into a hot vat of thick melted wax and swimming down to the opening at the bottom. I was too NOPE to do it, cause it was hot!
D: dont read
Posted 7 years agoGOD DAMNIT I'M LOSING MY SHIT NOW! I miss my cat. It fucking sucks that she's in my backyard under a canvas in a bag in a box in two paper crocery bags. yea I often would hate her for waking me up the way she did all the time. but. god damnit I miss her face and her voice and her being here. my bed is empty now, she would sleep with me for warmth and vice versa. Fuck, she wasn't even my goddamned cat, we were only suppose to look after her and anoter cat for a, "little while." That came to an end when "whats her name" came for a visit and said "Oh, I miss you but my new cats wouldn't." Fuck you, for dumping these two cats on us like an asshole amd me developing feelings for them. I SHOULD SHOOT YOU!
But that would make more people sad instead of just my brothers and I and my personal family. BJ was a jerk; Nifty is a stuckup fat bitch (the second cat we got) but right now I miss BJ as much as I miss my Chicago, Chicago was, "my nigga" my "second in command" and BJ simply, liked me more than the rest of the famn damily
BJ, come back; I hate that you are not here anymore. Dead kitties arn't much fun... *cries*
But that would make more people sad instead of just my brothers and I and my personal family. BJ was a jerk; Nifty is a stuckup fat bitch (the second cat we got) but right now I miss BJ as much as I miss my Chicago, Chicago was, "my nigga" my "second in command" and BJ simply, liked me more than the rest of the famn damily
BJ, come back; I hate that you are not here anymore. Dead kitties arn't much fun... *cries*
RIP BJ
Posted 7 years agoMy little calico kitty cat passed over night. Yesterday before I left for work I noticed her slowly walking about and meowing. We have another, not so friendly cat, and I thought she spooked her. Upon picking her up she was unable to stand. I should have taken her to the vet right then.... Because I came home and she was laying bad on the floor. I made her as comfortable as I could and kept tabs on her breathing until I went to bed. I woke up not too long ago and she was gone.
I'm gonna cry myself back to sleep now.
:,(
I'm gonna cry myself back to sleep now.
:,(
which is bigger? Ohio vs North Korea
Posted 7 years agotake your best guess. NO CHEATING!!
then click this link.
https://mapfight.appspot.com/us.oh-.....ize-comparison
then click this link.
https://mapfight.appspot.com/us.oh-.....ize-comparison
dreams inside of dreams are deep
Posted 7 years agoI swear it was like 5 levels deep and they all had the theme of I was trying to wake up.
And then my father was some American nightmare trucker that wore more leather than a heard of cows and I was officially brought into the fold. It was like Motorhead meets goth with tattoos and semi trucks. O.o
And then my father was some American nightmare trucker that wore more leather than a heard of cows and I was officially brought into the fold. It was like Motorhead meets goth with tattoos and semi trucks. O.o
Should I Watch Zootopia?
Posted 7 years agoyes or no?
mini computers. how powerful?
Posted 7 years agoSomething that's been bugging me for a few weeks since I bought a 50 caliber ammo case. I've seen it done before in recent years past but... I never knew how powerful one of these can be. Are they good or bad compared to a full sized desktop?
furry fursuit dicks.
Posted 7 years agoThey're just as fluffy as the rest of their suit. I've got nothing to say really other than one minute I'm dreaming im at a garage sale; the next I'm running naked down a rainy road and there's fursuits.
Apparently, I'm the grumpiest person ever.
Posted 8 years agoWhich is backwards, casue the gay guy at the gas station who said this; seemed kinda grumpy to me. He's a clerk, so I see him all the time and he always seems to have a grumpy-attitude alot of the time.
also, thought. You know how if you are, "a frined of Dorthy;' you're gay. So, if you're a furry, would that mean you're "a friend of Kage?"
also, thought. You know how if you are, "a frined of Dorthy;' you're gay. So, if you're a furry, would that mean you're "a friend of Kage?"
Eat it Patriots.
Posted 8 years agoI spent time in Philly one summer. So ya, I'm happy.
Thoughtbubble
Posted 8 years agoI should open up a hotel with a restaurant that serves guests and the general public. I'd have the best of both worlds; a confined clentel and one that thinks my pancakes are the bees knees.
How to Train your Chihuahua
Posted 8 years agoWe've had this rescue dog for about 4 months now and I swear to you all; he is like a gen 1 basic canine companion unit. I swear he poops EVERYWHERE in the house; even after you just let him out and saw him poo. By comparison he makes our other small doggo look like a genius. This little yappy meth chihuhua spends all day running around without a care in the world; like he just did a line of coccaine.
HALP! XO
HALP! XO
Goodbye, my old job.
Posted 8 years agowell peeps, its official; my old job Tipp O' the Town is gonna be a Taco Bell. It'll be bulldozed, destoryed, and replaced. I have mixed emotions as it was never a job I expected to have so long nor the hardhips and wtf's but I'll hate not knowing its there. I'm still full time at the country club but, still, I did 9 years at this joint; thats faces and memories, and even patrons who are no longer with us. Man... what a shithole, but I have memories tied to this shithole. ood riddance, goodbye, I'll miss it kinda.
Deadpool = Hemmingway, yes that Hemmingway.
Posted 8 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2636-6wx_o mind blown XD
+1 DOG CATCHER AGAIN
Posted 8 years agoI should start charging for this instead of having a heart.
GTA 5, meh
Posted 8 years agoI can't get into it. and online is oppressive, you start at the bottom and rank up; while get shot and run over by other people. meh...
how to fix "snoring like a cow" disease
Posted 8 years agomy brother sent me a video of me snoring and had been complaining. Maybe I should do something. However, as beeing so dry and cold lately that I shock myself 12 thousand dozen times a day with static, I think its just the season... and an uncompy pillow?
I hate dreams that I die in.
Posted 8 years agoEspecially when it's by drowning.
...guess I'm awake now. :(
...guess I'm awake now. :(
Today has been a Barfy day, srsly yous guys.
Posted 8 years agoI woke up at 5:30 to the sound of my cat barfing up a hairball onto my pillow. Then a coworker called and asked me to cover her shift, cause she was farfing sick. I get to work and a water pipe had pust in the cold attic and was barfing hot water into thte dingin room.; and continued to do so intermittantly while the boos tried to fix it. Then finally, like a barfing-idiot I left my atm card in the machine (no worries the bank has it safe).
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