I got my ear pierced out of twat-like impulse while everyone was drinking milkshakes
now my mother is trying to force me to get my other one done because I look like a lesbian apparently which just makes me laugh and laugh

I ALSO REALLY WANT THIS
http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/vi.....id=07612545546
SOMEBODY GET ME IT AND I'LL KISS YOUR FACE

CAUSE IM NOT
I am so blisteringly happy right now
I am content as fuck
I am warm and fuzzy and horizontal it's magnificent.

And cause I thought that lots of people make a journal on here when they are sad, why don't they make one when they are happy?

Cause that would make me happy knowing that someone was happily happy




Love from,
your Owl King
xoxo

WELL
what would you LIKE me to draw??

more people?
less people?
people people?
i kinda want to draw people?

but im not too hot at people

WHAT SHOULD I DRAW MORE OF?










if you say porn ill cut your throat



on a completely unrelated note
who watches ultimate spider-man?

COME ON LETS GO RIGHT NOW
well blast journey all day and piss off the kids w/ our shit music
its not shit its called class
you little shits

I really want to do more of these but nobody is buying them so yeahyesyep

these are the fidget animations that arn't very good - [x] [x] [x]

All you have to do is post your ref and I'll choose.

Please do not post your ref if you are an expectant twat. Just cause I say 'I will make you a animation' does not mean I will make you an animation guarenteed. Do not hound me for these either. I am lazy and will take a while doing these maybe.

OPEN FOR 2 SLOTS ATM FOR THESE - [x] [x] [x]

They are $10 each and you can have them blinking or not, your choice.

1.
2.

I can get them within a few days, but these don't take long AT ALL, so expect them done tomorrow.

I will send you the full size and an icon size if you'de like.

You must have a nice fridge and have letter magnets, so I can write swear words all over your fridge.

I REAALLY WANT TO MOVE OUT SIGH

I am actually going to use it this time, since I've seen some of my scribbles on tumblr and it annoys me arooo

So I am;

http://muttsmutts.tumblr.com/

Nothing on there rn, but Ill be putting a few
of my scribs there tomorrow. And also sorting out my theme ew

GO ASK ME SHIT SO I CAN ANSWER
IN THE MORNING YEP

I just really love fanfiction

Okay
So for all of my American babies, it was the queens jubilee gig thing today

So we all went to the castle with my mother and her friends
who all got pissed as fuck

So it got late
and everyone had to go home

My brother took my mums friend home first, so he went ahead.

Just as we walked past an ambulance, my brother runs up to the ambulance and said

A WOMAN FELL ON THE STAIRS

We all knew it was my mums friend, as you do, and ran down to laugh at her or whatever.

So we got down there, with all our thousands bags and stuff and found her on the floor with a huge gash on her eyebrow in a puddle of blood.

So i got blood on my clothes and in the car and we laughed a lot.

But when we walked past the blood puddle my mum was like

DON'T WALK IN THE BLOOD, KIDS.

We also had to let mums friends dogs out and put them to bed
so we went to her house an laughed at her dolphin-smothered bathroom. Then kept saying
WE SHOULDNT LAUGH SHE MIGHT BE DEAD HAHAHHA

Everything was hilarious.

My mums friend is in A & E now HAHAH and it's half past midnight and I just got in.

Think of me
while you are there ;n;

I would say how are you
but i really dont care

TO SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL EXAMPLE OF A MAN ON THE 15TH OF JUNE


I am so annoyed
nobody wants to go w/ me
come with me
I'll plan it and everything
please
desperation.

Is anybody else like in love with Hawksley Workman??



Well you probably are now.

Right
my brother and mum are both scared of spiders
my brother is actually terrified of them

so I was just about to go to bed when they call for me in the kitchen

I go in there and they are pointing at this spider on the ceiling that they want me to get.

I told them I cannot get it because it's on the ceiling so I made a sandwich while they went to get me a chair to get it.

My mum came in with the chair and shrieked

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? YOU'LL GET CRUMBS EVERYWHERE!! SPIDERS ARE ATTRACTED TO CRUMBS!!"

SPIDERS ARE ATTRACTED TO CRUMBS.
CRUMBS.

I then told her that, yes, spiders are obviously attracted to crumbs and that's why they build webs, so if a crumb comes wandering along they can get tangled in it so they can't escape.

I JUST KEEP THINKING OF SPIDERS
PREYING ON CRUMBS


Ps I got the spider.

OAOAOOAAOO
AOAOOAAOO
AAOAOOAAO
OAAOAOOO
AOAO



OAOAOOAAOOAOOAOAAOAOAOOOAOAOOAOAAOOAOA

I have nothing going for me for about 2 months so REFUUS ARE OPEN!


Simple references start at $10
I will include accessories in the price, any text you want me to write and a single focus shot [for example: A focus shot of the eye markings etc.] EXAMPLES - [x][x][x][x]

Multiple shot references start at $20
Will include two full body shots. Accessories, a choice of two focus shots and one head shot [these can be swapped around, for example: one focus shots and two headshots etc.] EXAMPLES - [x]

Complete references start at $30
Will include three full body shots, 3 headshots and 2 focus shots [these shots are NOT malleable in the sense that the Multiple shot reference is.] Accessories included. I ONLY HAVE A OLD EXAMPLE, EXPECT MUCH BETTER QUALITY!!! [x]


EXTRAS!
Extra poses start at $5
Extra focus shots start at $1
Extra head shots start at $2
The prices all vary depending on character!!

Mine are Sour Watermelon Slices, Terrific Turtles, Strawberry Tarts

AND FINALLY Mushrooms

WHAT'S YOUR FAV??
Show me your candy porn pictures to.

SO I CAN PRETEND I WENT THEREz

Please
I'm so upset.
I want to meet the best people and I can't
I WANT TO SEE ALL MY BABIES creys

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3424570/

GO GET EM!

Just cut my Hedgehogs nails ON MY OWN
FOR THE FIRST TIME
EEP

My mum used to do it cause he has itty bitty toes and we only had a huge nail clipper, so I bought a mini clipper in town

I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN
-proud-

Also my brother is playing really shitty loud music and it's scaring Spoob and I tol him to turn it down but he said no.

CUNT.

Btw spooby spook is an African Pygmy Hedgehog c:

My wallet is meager but my need for a Germ plush is LARGE.

I love crochet/knitted things and fleece. I really dislike minky and faux fur and felt.

Remember that Germ is spotty and a lot of people hate making that. I can simplfy the spots down a HECK fo a lot though.

But he will still have spots regardless.

MY LIMIT IS ABOUT $30-$40

ABSOLOUTLY ANYTHIG

I AM BORED

When FA was good
and there wasn't a fuck ton of drama
and people were nice
and nobody left
and i couldn't draw
but i still did it

ah

THEY ARE RACING


It was made by the amazing  datpanda