Michael Jackson!! ;_; T_T

FA is back from the near death!! Start the party and launch the fireworks!

Merry Christmas

Happy Hanukkah

Happy Kwanzaa

Merry Winter Solstice

Happy New Year's

Happy Chinese New Year's

And everything else that happens before Spring.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Hell has frozen over. I repeat, Hell as frozen over. The first signs of this event came when the announcment of Street Fighter 4 was made this week. This video below was caughted by a family was bat-watching, thinking it was cooler than bird-watching.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/......html?type=wmv

Many believe that the next sign will be coming soon, possilbe in the form of low-fat bacon grease. We now return you to your internet surfing.

"In a distant land, 5 mystical gemstone were forged to keep nature in perfect balance. To protect the gemstones, a temple was built around them; and the temple became a school for young kung-fu masters. For if the forces of evil were to try and take them, the kung-fu masters used the powers of their charkas to stop them."

Good story? Not good enough. For it was canel just before prediction. Just one of countless animated shows that were aborted. Huh? You don't get it do you? I was going to be on that show. I'm was 'toon'. You still done get it do you?

....Ok. I'm explain it this way. You have to now about that movie basic the true story of 1940's police case, right? With Jessica Rabbit and that dumbass hare husband of her's? If not look it up. Anyway, that's what I am. A toon, created to be in a action TV series in the later 80's. But as fate would have it, it was canned alone weeks after my 'birth'. And unlike in that Roger Rabbit movie, there is no Toon Town. Or as least for those that have no place in Hollywood's cash-cow. I'm a never-was. You have any idea what haappens to a never-was toon around here? Mostly the same thing that happens to toon-has-beens and want-a-be toons. There either died or in Ink City.

It's a small city up in the Washington State. Ink City is not it's real true name; more like nikename like places that have lots of bla..(sorry).. african americans are called Chocolate Citys. For every people made of flesh and blood, you'd found 2 or 3 made of paint and imaganation. Like I said before; there is no Toon Town. You'd be hard-pressed find smiling faces and happy-sing-alongs. It's urban life with Care-bare barkeeps, and a few "Tiger Shark" cast members living in the dumpers. Most job don't call for the ability to change into a sword-fish or for some one that over 20 feet tall.

...Now it's on all gloom and doom. It's just life, losers and winners. Scratch that. Losers, 1st-place Winners, and Runner-ups. I had to stick middle-class America in there somehow. I'm in that class. I have a nice job, a decent house of my own, no criminal record, etc.

You want to know where I work and stuff? You'd just have to wait until I tell you next time. You want to know why am I even tell you all this? For the reason why anyone tell anyone anything? Because they can and someone might want to hear it. Til next time.

Goku and Arale are walking down a coutry road. Pasting a red barn, surrounding by a white fence. They look like regular 12 year olds.

Arale: What's so great about Playstation 2?

Goku: Not too such. The last game I've played only had 5 buttons on it. But I guess with more buttons means it more stuff to do. I've heard about one game that allow you to rip a person's head off.

Arale: ?? *pulls of her own head*

Goku: AHHH! *faints*

Arale: I win!

My Life for his heart. By Turtlemonk

The characters are not mine, but I wish they were and be rich right now. Sega and Sonic Team own them. (for now, *evil laugh*)

Rated-PG 13. That means swearing, violence, and sex, but not a hole lot of it. If you want only that, go somewhere else( please don't go)

Chap. 0: Before.

Like an angel. A thing of beauty and wonder that you couldn't deny. You went to touch it, to feel it's warm, knowing full well that you're of two different world. But sometimes that angel shares she desires with you.

One day, high above Earth, descending from another of Eggman's destroyed doomsday ships. Two bodies were falling towards the ground below. Sonic the Hedgehog and Vanilla Rabbit. A hero and a damsel, meeting for the first; and what many people would believe, the last. She extended her hand to his, as if insentient said "He will save you." As their hands connected tightly, their eyes linked softly. The blue hedgehog scooped her up into his arms, their eyes not veering away from each other for a time. The ground was quickly approaching, but Sonic was confident of his abilities. The impact was minimal, the blue blurs body adsorbing the force with grace. The crisis ended, the lady hare slowly drank on her surrounding, but hasn't in the slights moved from her rescuer or loosen her arms from around him. Sonic didn't abject to it either. He was loss in a haze, looking at at Vanilla's face. "Sonic!!" "Sonic!!" "Mommy!!" "Chao, chao!!" The voices of friends and family shocked them back to reality. Sonic let Vanilla down gentle.

Cream: "Mommy!!" the 6 year old rabbit hurled herself into the mother rabbit's arms.

Vanilla: "My baby!" she replied, with a few tears of joy and relief escaped her chestnut eyes. Without a second later, she looked frontwards to see a bow-tie wearing chao. "Oh, Cheese!" without a moment pasting, she also grabbed and buried him into her bosom. "My babies. Thank god your both unharmed."

Tails: "Sonic! You did it!" The twin-tailed fox basked in the presents of his idol.

Sonic: "Was there any doubt?"

Knuckles: "As a matter of fact. Yes." Coming from Sonic's red rival. "You taking on the ground like that."

Sonic: "That's was nothing. Egghead keeps me well practiced."

Knuckles: "Heh. At least you didn't broke your ego."

Cream: "Excuse me." The boys turned to the girls. "I'd like to thank you all. For everything you've done for us."

Vanilla: "Me too."

Cream: "Mommy. I'd like to introduce everyone." The child raised her hand to point to of the three male moubians, with an open palm. "This is Tails." He bashfully waved back. "This is Knuckles." Being cool, or at least trying to, he give out a little wave with his right hand and kept his left on his hip. "And this is Sonic." Their eyes met again before Cream mentioned the blue one's name. A sparkle of happiness was in the woman's eyes, of knowing the name of her young savior. Vanilla took a bow. But as she rose up, he was gone. Sonic ran off, with little more than a blur behind.

Knuckles: "What was that all about?"

Tails: "*thinking* Was Sonic....blushing?"

I'm not so upset anymore. Things are not getting too much better. But it isn't look I'm being hit with crap after crap in the all at once. Life is about laughing and crying. I'm done crying; and I'm ready to make people laugh. Or at least make them say "WTH?"

Normally, I wouldn't be bitching like I'm about to, but yesterday was a nightmare for me.
First, being that's it was Mothers Day, I was forced to into a family dinner with my sister. My least favorite person in the face of the planet; and I had to sit back and cage my hatred for her for hours, mainly because of her daughters. Now, I love my nieces with all my heart; but their mother is beyond being called a bitch. Even they hate how she acts, but their stuck to her. It drives me crazy how someone can get instant respect by being too stupid to keep their legs close!

And it wasn't just her. But my step-dad's sister came to visit from out of town and joined us. I don't really have too much of a problem with her; but all day she just keep talking about things were "different from back home" and "how it should be like this." And she also had a similar personality as my step-dad. So having to listen to two people with the same comments got annoying fast. Especial at time when you hear something you want to say something about, but you can't without risking a fighting. At least for me.

But that isn't even the worst. That same day, in the mourning. I found out that a co-worker has died in a fire. My friend is dead; leaving all his extra work on my lap for the next week. And I had to hold back my feeling for people that I don't even like.

So, if there is a point to this, it's that I'm too upset to focus on anything here. Almost every project I was working on to post here has been pushed back for at least a week. If anyone cared; then I'm sorry.

Our Masterpiece complete
Keep Beats Freaks - linking scene to scene Yo!
Flow, to live thru the days - bless, a tomorrow with no sorrow.

Action! Watch, it'll be be a great ROCK SHOW!
Free of charge sensation, Attraction!
Check it out, High to Low Combo!
Back to back, relentess K.O.
The HERO is here

Call my Name He is coming don't worry baby!
Win this game Mazu machigai nai zettai!
Say thie word Are you ready? Let's Boogie!
Save this love Hey! Come on!

So I want, to change the world.
Hang on to tomorrow -
not just words - Day and Day.
Time goes - love who you are.
Viewtiful Joe coming up!
There's no pain, no gain!!

Well......everyone else has done it.

(-) means I Don't like it
(+) means I like it
(o) means I'm undecided
(?) Means I dunno what it is



Anal (+++)
Breast (++++)
Breast Expansion (o)
Bondage (light ++, heavy +)
Clothing (+++)
Leather (+++)
Stockings (+++)
Shoe/Boots (+)
Creampie (++)
Desks (?)
Muscle *Male (+)
Muscle *Female (o) (depends)
Herm (++++)
Fur (+++)
Scalies (++)
Avian (+)
Babyfur (+) (cute is my cancer-stick)
Transformation (o)
Macro (o)
Micro (o)
Multi-boobs (+)
Posession (+)
Impregnation (-)
Pregnancy (o) (depends)
Lactation (+)
Paws/feet (--) (feet just kicks sexy in the face)
Incest (o)
Yuri (+)
Yaoi (o) (depends greatly on the artist)
Orgy (+++)
Scat (

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Tentacles (+)
Rape (--)
Hard Vore (-)
Soft Vore (-)
Anal Vore (?)
Crush/Stomping (--)
Unbirthing (o)
Masturbation (+++)
Inflation (o)
Fat/Pudge (++)


If I missed something, then it's something I shouldn't know about. My mind has no happy-place. There's just a hilly-billy on a po-go stick.

After having my computer go all retarded; spending half my saving to get a new laptop; and fighting to keep what's left of my artistic-drive going, I'm finally back. I can't post art yet, so I'll move foraword with some stories.