Watch my livestream, oh ye of bored minds.
Posted 15 years agowww.livestream.com/twistedstyx
LIVESTREAMING!!! {AGAIN!}
Posted 16 years agowww.livestream.com/twistedstyx
LIVESTREAMING!!!
Posted 16 years agoErm... so, I started broadcasting about two hours ago... I probably should have posted this then, as I am already past the sketching stage, but if anyone wants to see me putting down lineart and coloring this image, feel free to jump in!
www.livestream.com/twistedstyx
www.livestream.com/twistedstyx
Sick x.X
Posted 16 years agoSo I found out today I have a viral throat infection. fun.
Now Imma be a mute for the next three days x.X
Now Imma be a mute for the next three days x.X
Music makes my world go round.
Posted 16 years ago3OH!3
Awesome band.
Look at them.
NOW.DO EET
Posted 16 years agoNabbed from Sista Funkykat.
Answer these. c: For shits and giggles and such.
Would You...
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?
Am I...
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About having Sex with Me?
Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend
[] A Freak-A-Leak (its a rap song by Petey Palbo)?
Answer these. c: For shits and giggles and such.
Would You...
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?
Am I...
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About having Sex with Me?
Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend
[] A Freak-A-Leak (its a rap song by Petey Palbo)?
Funeral update! (and evil me meme!)
Posted 16 years agoJust got back from the funeral.
It's funny, cause I never understood why there is a 'viewing' the day before. To truss up the corpse and put it on display like some piece of art for people to come look at? The funeral wasn't so bad though, and that's when I said my final goodbyes. I had to help load the casket into the (damn, I just forgot the name of the car that takes the casket...) They look a lot heavier than they really are.
Anyways, back in Phoenix, will be here until probably the tenth of October, then I'll head back to South Korea.
Also, I nabbed this from my sista ->
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[] tried drugs
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[x] owned a 50 Cent CD
[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbor
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
73... I should be dead? XD damn, and I was SO close to getting a "ticket to hell"
It's funny, cause I never understood why there is a 'viewing' the day before. To truss up the corpse and put it on display like some piece of art for people to come look at? The funeral wasn't so bad though, and that's when I said my final goodbyes. I had to help load the casket into the (damn, I just forgot the name of the car that takes the casket...) They look a lot heavier than they really are.
Anyways, back in Phoenix, will be here until probably the tenth of October, then I'll head back to South Korea.
Also, I nabbed this from my sista ->
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[] tried drugs
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die
[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
[x] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[x] owned a 50 Cent CD
[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbor
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[x] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
73... I should be dead? XD damn, and I was SO close to getting a "ticket to hell"
Maleish/Femaleish meme!
Posted 16 years agoYOUR GUY SIDE
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
Total = 10
YOUR GIRL
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
TOTAL = 14
Booyeah
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
Total = 10
YOUR GIRL
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
TOTAL = 14
Booyeah
Things about me.
Posted 16 years agoRipped from
's profile, who nabbed it from someone else.
× ALL | ABOUT | ME ×
- Name: Kiwi
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Non-existent! D:<
- Birthday: May 1
- Sign: Taurus
- Hair color: GREEEEEEEN
- Eye color: GREEEEEEN (again!)
- Height: Tall as fuck.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay? All of the above.
× F A S H I O N | S T U F F ×
- Favorite place to shop for clothes? MCSS
- Favorite designer? Tripp
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Baggy pants and suspenders. (nothing else. You can't tell me that's not sexy XP)
- What is your most comfortable outfit? Look one spot up.
- What do you usually wear?: ACU
× S P E C I F I C S ×
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Aussie
- What are you listening to right now?: My eediot friend.
- Who is the last person that called you?: SFC Copper
- How many buddies are online right now?: Like I know?
× F A V O R I T E S ×
- Food: Vodka and Hypnotiq. (that counts, right?)
- Girls' names: Kiwi(duh), Cassidy, Skye, Adrianna
- Boys' names: Damion, Ivan, Matteo
- Subjects in school: Mathematics, Physics, Psychology
- Animals: Siamese cats, Chow Chow dogs, Great Danes, Snakes
× H A V E | Y O U | E V E R ×
- Given anyone a bath?: My satanic kitty cat named Tori.
- Smoked?: Just a little
- Bungee jumped?: I want to, but I haven't yet XD
- Made yourself throw up?: I really needed to hide that key. <.<
- Skinny dipped?: Of course!
- Ever been in love?: Once.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope
- Pictured your crush naked?: Of course
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Been there, done that.
- Cried when someone died?: Don't think so. I usually just withdraw and go cold for a while.
- Lied: Duh.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Uh-huh
- Used someone?: More times than I care to remember.
- Done something you regret?: Certainly.
× C U R R E N T ×
- Clothes: Jeans and T-shirt
- Desktop picture: Holloween Kiwi
- CD in player: Personal mix
- DVD in player: The Reader
× L A S T | P E R S O N ×
- You touched: Eediot friend.
- Hugged: Eediot friend.
- You kissed: Sierra
- You Imed: Twitchie
- Talk to online: Erm... Twitchie.
- You sexed it up with: Andrea
× A R E | Y O U ×
- Understanding?: Usually
- Open-minded?: For the most part
- Arrogant?: Sometimes... *whistles*
- Insecure?: Slightly
- Random?: Ask Rose XD
- Hungry?: Yep (time for lunch!)
- Smart?: Definitely
- Moody?: I'm bipolar. Comes with the territory
- Organized?: Every once in a while.
- Shy?: Depends on the day
- Difficult?: Very much so.
- Bored easily?: This meme is doing a pretty good job.
- Obsessed?: No. >.> <.<
- Angry?: If you push me too hard.
- Happy?: Hardly
- Hyper?: Rarely
- Trusting?: Not often.
× R A N D O M × (LOL!)
- In the morning I: Go to PT
- Love is: Painful
- I dream about: Slaughter.
- Sexual preference: A nice ass.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Face.
× W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R ×
- Coke or Pepsi: ROOT BEER
- Flowers or candy: Neither <.<
- Tall or short: Short.
× W H O ×
- Makes you laugh the most: Crazyguy-36
- Makes you smile: Three people: Crazyguy-36, Rose_Lexington, and Twitchie.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: <.< I'm not inclined to answer that question.
× D O | Y O U | E V E R ×
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I work at night... So yes and no XD.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite gender?: Constantly and consistently.
- Wish you were younger?: And know what I know now? OF COURSE!
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Nein.
× N U M B E R ×
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Can't count them all.
- Of guys I’ve kissed: 3
- Of girls I've kissed: 7
- Of Cd's I own: An ungodly amount.
- Of scars on my body: Too many.
's profile, who nabbed it from someone else.× ALL | ABOUT | ME ×
- Name: Kiwi
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Non-existent! D:<
- Birthday: May 1
- Sign: Taurus
- Hair color: GREEEEEEEN
- Eye color: GREEEEEEN (again!)
- Height: Tall as fuck.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay? All of the above.
× F A S H I O N | S T U F F ×
- Favorite place to shop for clothes? MCSS
- Favorite designer? Tripp
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Baggy pants and suspenders. (nothing else. You can't tell me that's not sexy XP)
- What is your most comfortable outfit? Look one spot up.
- What do you usually wear?: ACU
× S P E C I F I C S ×
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Aussie
- What are you listening to right now?: My eediot friend.
- Who is the last person that called you?: SFC Copper
- How many buddies are online right now?: Like I know?
× F A V O R I T E S ×
- Food: Vodka and Hypnotiq. (that counts, right?)
- Girls' names: Kiwi(duh), Cassidy, Skye, Adrianna
- Boys' names: Damion, Ivan, Matteo
- Subjects in school: Mathematics, Physics, Psychology
- Animals: Siamese cats, Chow Chow dogs, Great Danes, Snakes
× H A V E | Y O U | E V E R ×
- Given anyone a bath?: My satanic kitty cat named Tori.
- Smoked?: Just a little
- Bungee jumped?: I want to, but I haven't yet XD
- Made yourself throw up?: I really needed to hide that key. <.<
- Skinny dipped?: Of course!
- Ever been in love?: Once.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope
- Pictured your crush naked?: Of course
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Been there, done that.
- Cried when someone died?: Don't think so. I usually just withdraw and go cold for a while.
- Lied: Duh.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Uh-huh
- Used someone?: More times than I care to remember.
- Done something you regret?: Certainly.
× C U R R E N T ×
- Clothes: Jeans and T-shirt
- Desktop picture: Holloween Kiwi
- CD in player: Personal mix
- DVD in player: The Reader
× L A S T | P E R S O N ×
- You touched: Eediot friend.
- Hugged: Eediot friend.
- You kissed: Sierra
- You Imed: Twitchie
- Talk to online: Erm... Twitchie.
- You sexed it up with: Andrea
× A R E | Y O U ×
- Understanding?: Usually
- Open-minded?: For the most part
- Arrogant?: Sometimes... *whistles*
- Insecure?: Slightly
- Random?: Ask Rose XD
- Hungry?: Yep (time for lunch!)
- Smart?: Definitely
- Moody?: I'm bipolar. Comes with the territory
- Organized?: Every once in a while.
- Shy?: Depends on the day
- Difficult?: Very much so.
- Bored easily?: This meme is doing a pretty good job.
- Obsessed?: No. >.> <.<
- Angry?: If you push me too hard.
- Happy?: Hardly
- Hyper?: Rarely
- Trusting?: Not often.
× R A N D O M × (LOL!)
- In the morning I: Go to PT
- Love is: Painful
- I dream about: Slaughter.
- Sexual preference: A nice ass.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Face.
× W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R ×
- Coke or Pepsi: ROOT BEER
- Flowers or candy: Neither <.<
- Tall or short: Short.
× W H O ×
- Makes you laugh the most: Crazyguy-36
- Makes you smile: Three people: Crazyguy-36, Rose_Lexington, and Twitchie.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: <.< I'm not inclined to answer that question.
× D O | Y O U | E V E R ×
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I work at night... So yes and no XD.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite gender?: Constantly and consistently.
- Wish you were younger?: And know what I know now? OF COURSE!
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Nein.
× N U M B E R ×
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Can't count them all.
- Of guys I’ve kissed: 3
- Of girls I've kissed: 7
- Of Cd's I own: An ungodly amount.
- Of scars on my body: Too many.
I'm losing the last of my Grandparents.
Posted 16 years agoJust got a call this morning. My mother's mother is in the hospital for pneumonia and another infection on the outside of her lungs that irritates her heart.
My father's mother has leukemia, had an infection, and was given about a week to live.
I'm trying to get emergency leave so I can go back to the US to see them, so I may be gone for a while.
You commissioners might have to wait a bit, but I'll get to you.
My father's mother has leukemia, had an infection, and was given about a week to live.
I'm trying to get emergency leave so I can go back to the US to see them, so I may be gone for a while.
You commissioners might have to wait a bit, but I'll get to you.
Cutie Pie Icons! {$5!}
Posted 16 years agoI am making Cutie Pie Icons here for five USD each, first pay, first serve. The list is pretty much limitless, so feel free to get as many as you like (haha).
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2781370
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2577249/
(same frame was used since they're sisters. I will do each and every commission from scratch.)
1. Nanakifox (Paid- 90% ~needs review/edits~)
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
(adding more slots as they are filled.)
(EDIT: Half off x.X now five bucks)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2781370
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2577249/
(same frame was used since they're sisters. I will do each and every commission from scratch.)
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(EDIT: Half off x.X now five bucks)
HEADDESK
Posted 16 years agoGod.
Someone talk to me?
Night shift is hella boring and I don't my laptop with me. x.X
OH!
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</advertisement>Annoyed
Posted 16 years agoSo, I finally got that palekiwi retouched image done. I'm fixing to name it something else, but i realized.
I have nine more hours of work.
That means nine more hours until I can upload.
But I want to upload it NOW! D:
So I am annoyed. And now bored.
Talk to me? :D
I have nine more hours of work.
That means nine more hours until I can upload.
But I want to upload it NOW! D:
So I am annoyed. And now bored.
Talk to me? :D
My will...
Posted 16 years agoFuck myself
Posted 16 years ago(warning: if you don't like angst, don't read this, and fuck off.)
Don't ask me why I'm writing this, i don't even know. in fact, i don't know a lot of things anymore. i'm done. done with life, done with love, done with happiness, done with living. My heart and soul are caged in iron and constantine wire, hurting everyone that tries to get close.
I'm a failure, a wretch and barely recognisable as a part of the human race. I am nothing, worth less than the carbon by-product cast off from my lungs. it's sad really, that my mind is so clouded that i can't put together two coherent thoughts anymore. the voices, they don't stop talking. ever. it's war in my head, and i can do nothing to still it. they sleep only when i sleep, and otherwise they do nothing but make noise. there's so many now that i can't even listen in, i just end up with a hiss of voices, like the murmur of voices in a conference room during a break, or in the middle of a subway, where everyone is on their phone in their own unrelated conversation.
I'm seeing shadows and demons again. they used to be out of the corner of my eye, and i might get a glance of one, but when i blinked, it would disappear. now they leer at me, never fading, always present. it's making me nervous, paranoid. i hardly speak louder than a mumble just from being on constant edge from them.;
My personality shifts are getting more frequent, and more powerful. I'll find myself at the end of the day trying to recall what had happened, and find large portions of time that i just can't remember. Sometimes, i just black out and even days can pass before i realize what's happening again.
My mood swings are growing. I just snapped at a good friend of mine for asking an honest question, when i had been happy just an hour before. Someone i care for left me, though i can't say i really blame her. The military had put me on a few surprise details before starting an event that left me away from a proper internet connection for nearly a month. I could get on FA alright, with the computers at work. I could even submit my stuff by bringing my laptop to work and using a data stick to transfer images. But i can't use internet for my laptop at work, and the internet at the barracks was not working, and i didn't have the time to fix it. there are other things, my absent mindedness, me making promises that i couldn't remember, and couldn't keep. i know i fucked up, but i can't help but want to just lay down and die.
I'm in trouble with my work as well. I've been working roughly 15 hours a day with no days off this month, coupled with a few double shifts, and absolutely no leave. We often have to stay for several extra hours because someone wants something done on a whim. I feel like i am nothing more than a slave, and they punish me for things that they did to me.
I have a bit of a joint problem, and they know about it. At one of the physical training sessions that they had, my pain level was at about 8 out of 10 before we even started. I did everything they said, and even did better than some people, but because i didn't do as good as i always do, they are going to give me 14 days of extra duties and 14 days confinement.
People don't like me. I used to be an amiable person, before i joined. My Bf and the time could only watch in horror as i degraded into the thing i am now. I am broken, perhaps physically, but definately mentally. i have nothing left to give, and now life seems worthless.
I learned just before i started writing this, that my grandmother is in the ICU for cardiac arrest. they can't help her until her white blood cell count goes down or something like that, because of some lung infection. and as my mother told me, i felt nothing. NOTHING. I love my grandmother very dearly, yet i can't bring myself to care anymore. I want to though. I want to feel. I want to be alive. I hate this. I'm nothing but an empty husk, going through the motions every day while trying not to go even farther off the deep end as the voices get worse.
I'm starting to get visions of violence too. and bursts of anger. I'll get absolutely furious for no reason, and then i'm struck with sudden images of me doing the most horrible things to people.
I never knew i was quite that violent.
My memories are perhaps the worst. they change so often, i don't know what's real. they disappear so often, i can't remember what i had for lunch yesterday. Things that didn't happen just appear, and i don't know why.
When i was younger, i would live out entire lives in my dreams. It was strange really, i don't know how it happened. I would lay down one night, and i would actually live a few years in some distant land in my head, and when i wake up, it may take me days to remember who i was in the real world. I have laughed, lived, loved, lost. I remember one time i had sulked and cried for weeks, because of one of my other lives. it wreaks havoc on my mind to think of it now, how deeply i loved that other person, and to see them die in front of me, to go through despair and greive, and then find out that they never even existed in the first place. It's maddening.
I feel that i need the aproval of everyone around me. i want people to not hate me. it seems selfish, after how horrible i am, but i can't help it. I can't help but feel horribly dejected whenever someone cracks a joke, i can't take it anymore.
I think i am done, i can't remember what else there was anymore. I can't really remember much of anything right now. i'm just... i'm not okay. i've tried drawing, and can't come up with anything that isn't twisted and sick.
I need help. I am going to get help, but i'm not sure if i can wait until my appointment before i do something that can never be undone.
Don't ask me why I'm writing this, i don't even know. in fact, i don't know a lot of things anymore. i'm done. done with life, done with love, done with happiness, done with living. My heart and soul are caged in iron and constantine wire, hurting everyone that tries to get close.
I'm a failure, a wretch and barely recognisable as a part of the human race. I am nothing, worth less than the carbon by-product cast off from my lungs. it's sad really, that my mind is so clouded that i can't put together two coherent thoughts anymore. the voices, they don't stop talking. ever. it's war in my head, and i can do nothing to still it. they sleep only when i sleep, and otherwise they do nothing but make noise. there's so many now that i can't even listen in, i just end up with a hiss of voices, like the murmur of voices in a conference room during a break, or in the middle of a subway, where everyone is on their phone in their own unrelated conversation.
I'm seeing shadows and demons again. they used to be out of the corner of my eye, and i might get a glance of one, but when i blinked, it would disappear. now they leer at me, never fading, always present. it's making me nervous, paranoid. i hardly speak louder than a mumble just from being on constant edge from them.;
My personality shifts are getting more frequent, and more powerful. I'll find myself at the end of the day trying to recall what had happened, and find large portions of time that i just can't remember. Sometimes, i just black out and even days can pass before i realize what's happening again.
My mood swings are growing. I just snapped at a good friend of mine for asking an honest question, when i had been happy just an hour before. Someone i care for left me, though i can't say i really blame her. The military had put me on a few surprise details before starting an event that left me away from a proper internet connection for nearly a month. I could get on FA alright, with the computers at work. I could even submit my stuff by bringing my laptop to work and using a data stick to transfer images. But i can't use internet for my laptop at work, and the internet at the barracks was not working, and i didn't have the time to fix it. there are other things, my absent mindedness, me making promises that i couldn't remember, and couldn't keep. i know i fucked up, but i can't help but want to just lay down and die.
I'm in trouble with my work as well. I've been working roughly 15 hours a day with no days off this month, coupled with a few double shifts, and absolutely no leave. We often have to stay for several extra hours because someone wants something done on a whim. I feel like i am nothing more than a slave, and they punish me for things that they did to me.
I have a bit of a joint problem, and they know about it. At one of the physical training sessions that they had, my pain level was at about 8 out of 10 before we even started. I did everything they said, and even did better than some people, but because i didn't do as good as i always do, they are going to give me 14 days of extra duties and 14 days confinement.
People don't like me. I used to be an amiable person, before i joined. My Bf and the time could only watch in horror as i degraded into the thing i am now. I am broken, perhaps physically, but definately mentally. i have nothing left to give, and now life seems worthless.
I learned just before i started writing this, that my grandmother is in the ICU for cardiac arrest. they can't help her until her white blood cell count goes down or something like that, because of some lung infection. and as my mother told me, i felt nothing. NOTHING. I love my grandmother very dearly, yet i can't bring myself to care anymore. I want to though. I want to feel. I want to be alive. I hate this. I'm nothing but an empty husk, going through the motions every day while trying not to go even farther off the deep end as the voices get worse.
I'm starting to get visions of violence too. and bursts of anger. I'll get absolutely furious for no reason, and then i'm struck with sudden images of me doing the most horrible things to people.
I never knew i was quite that violent.
My memories are perhaps the worst. they change so often, i don't know what's real. they disappear so often, i can't remember what i had for lunch yesterday. Things that didn't happen just appear, and i don't know why.
When i was younger, i would live out entire lives in my dreams. It was strange really, i don't know how it happened. I would lay down one night, and i would actually live a few years in some distant land in my head, and when i wake up, it may take me days to remember who i was in the real world. I have laughed, lived, loved, lost. I remember one time i had sulked and cried for weeks, because of one of my other lives. it wreaks havoc on my mind to think of it now, how deeply i loved that other person, and to see them die in front of me, to go through despair and greive, and then find out that they never even existed in the first place. It's maddening.
I feel that i need the aproval of everyone around me. i want people to not hate me. it seems selfish, after how horrible i am, but i can't help it. I can't help but feel horribly dejected whenever someone cracks a joke, i can't take it anymore.
I think i am done, i can't remember what else there was anymore. I can't really remember much of anything right now. i'm just... i'm not okay. i've tried drawing, and can't come up with anything that isn't twisted and sick.
I need help. I am going to get help, but i'm not sure if i can wait until my appointment before i do something that can never be undone.
Head. Split. Open.
Posted 16 years agoAfter a week and a half of practically living at work, I got a break.
I'm only working two days this week.
I just so happen to be typing this towards the end of one of my days off.
I wanted to hang out with my friend today, but for some reason, I've been passed out for the past 20 hours x.X
My head feels like it's splitting open. My eyes want to fall out of my skull, there's a pressure on my temples that give me the constant impression that i got my cranium stuck in a vice.
If I was making art for you, give me at least a few days, kay?SPLEEN
Posted 16 years agoYour spleen.
I has it.
I has it.
Help the Fiz?
Posted 16 years agoI don't know who they are.
I don't care.
But they need help.
Pretty badly.
fiztheancient
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/849848/
Got the heart to lend a hand?OpenCanvas! D<
Posted 16 years agoAlright, so i decided to get this Opencanvas thing that I've been hearing about so much of lately. Downloaded it, clicked on the network window, and typed in a username under the host tab. Not sure if i should do anything else...
Anybody is welcome to join, but first... I wanna know if i'm doing this right XD
Anybody is welcome to join, but first... I wanna know if i'm doing this right XD
The Featured meme
Posted 16 years agoHere are the rules:
1- For each of the first 10 people commenting here I will put their avatar and three pics I like from their gallery on the list
2- If I feature you, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 10 people.
The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!!!
1.
kidkaz
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2489863
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2209550/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2019046/
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kitsunelobo
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2311539
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1437258
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1060059/
3.
petite-symphony (Watch this person immediately! It is not an option!)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2344548
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2224536
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2058740/
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(If you don't have a gallery, don't expect to get put up here. You kinda have to have something for me to feature <.<)
1- For each of the first 10 people commenting here I will put their avatar and three pics I like from their gallery on the list
2- If I feature you, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 10 people.
The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!!!
1.
kidkazhttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/2489863
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2209550/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2019046/
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kitsunelobohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/2311539
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1437258
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1060059/
3.
petite-symphony (Watch this person immediately! It is not an option!)http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2344548
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2224536
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2058740/
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(If you don't have a gallery, don't expect to get put up here. You kinda have to have something for me to feature <.<)
UrbanDictionary meme
Posted 16 years agoI'm bored, and decided to do another meme. yeep. anywho, got this offa
genetic-enigma's page.
Go to UrbanDictionary.com and look up your answers
1) Your name? Skye
1. A beautiful girl who thinks too much for her own good.
-That reminds me of Skye.
2. The highest, brightest and most wonderful thing a man can look up to each day
-I look up to the Skye in amazement and feel my soul lift as my heart is filled with warmth.
3. The most beautiful island in the world. Found just off the North West coast of Scotland, where most of the time it rains - and if it isn't raining, it's bound to sometime that day. On the off chance it's sunny you'll find hordes of American tourists clambering off enormous American buses, clad in terribly unflattering shorts and looking disgusted when it rains a few seconds later. These type of tourists are usually greeted with derisive looks from the locals, who know better and are wearing oilskins and boots, or at least are carrying some form of waterproof clothing on their person.
Popular place for men to propose to their girlfriends, or go to for a romantic honeymoon. Lively nightlife on a Friday or Saturday, think whisky, pubs, occasional kilts and teuchy music.
-People born and raised on Skye are known as Sgitheanachs, and are the friendliest people to be found in the world. Male sgitheanachs emit masculinity like there's no tomorrow and female sgitheanachs are stunning.
4. the most awesomest sexy boobalicous watermelon star fish girl in the world
-i remember that girl she was like skye (o.O right...)
5. an emotion so strong that you feel like crying and yelling and screaming and sleeping and dieing all at once. So strong and uncontrollable and nothing makes it better.
-After we broke up I felt so skye, I just wanted to die. (I have a lot of definitions x.X)
2) Your age? 19
1.The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
-"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional) (<.< right.)
2.To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
-"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
-"The whole fucking world has gone 19." (and I'm cutting it off at two definitions cause the list is too long x.X)
3) One of your friends? Bernard
1.A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.
-That house is built like a Bernard. (Right.... XDDDD)
2.A pedotastic man, complete with a bushy mustache and suggestive, waggling eyebrows in dire need of a good waxing.
-"Bernard over there is giving me the creeps."
"No kidding. Look at him eying those little boys like some sort of hairy Michael Jackson!" (uhm.... lies. I hope x.X)
4) What should you be doing? Gaming (I promised my friend i was going to play a game with him and I forgot.. x.X I'm gonna do just that as soon as I'm done with this line...)
1.A very fun thing to do, usually done infront of a computer or a tv that has a console in it.
-Gaming is very fun, I do it every day (the rest are so idiotic, I edited them out.)
5) Favorite colour? Teal
1.Adj. A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.
-"The teal fanny pack matched his David Akers jersey and '89 2-door sedan."
2.a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spirited away, buffy, and enjoys slam poetry.
-"Teal, you make no sense!"
3.In some cases referred to a person you can not trust or a backstabber. A Teal is also known as a Slut, Bitch, and a life ruiner
-Random Person #1- "She told me we where best friends but told everyone else I was a jerk!"
-Random Person #2- "Let me guess...was it Teal?"
(I'm starting to wonder who this Teal person is...)
6) Birthplace? Arizona
1.Arizona - It's the devil's playground
The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered no rain to fall.
Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, the cactus thistle and prickly pear, the climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun.
First he made the rattlesnake, with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young.
Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, under the rocks by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, hotter and hotter still, until even the cactus wilted, and the old horned toads looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom, as any creator would, he chuckled a little, rolled up his sleeves, and admitted it was good.
T'was summer now and Satan, lay by a prickly pear to rest, the sweat rolled off his sweaty brow, so he took off his coat and vest.
"By golly", he finally panted, "I did my job to well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than hell!"
-It doesn't get any better than Arizona :).
You know you live in Arizona when:
You buy salsa by the gallon.
All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
You think someone driving while wearing oven mitts is clever.
Most of the restaurants in your town have the first name "El" or "Los."
You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.
You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
You can say Hohokam(?Hohokam (HO-ho-ko'm) and people don't think you're laughing funny.
You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River.
You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
You can say 120 degrees without fainting.
Every other vehicle is a 4x4.
You can be in the snow, and then drive for an hour and it will be more than 100 degrees.
Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves.
People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70.
You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car.
The pool can be warmer than you are.
You can make sun tea instantly.
People will drive over 100 miles just to see snow.
You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
Most people will not drink tap water unless they are under dire conditions.
People with black cars or have black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out-of-state or nuts.
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
You realize Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.
You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one.
You can (correctly) pronounce the words: "Saguaro(?Saguaro (suh-WA'R-o)
An arborescent cactus (Carnegiea gigantea)
"Tempe," "Gila Bend," "San Xavier," "Canyon de Chelly," "Mogollon Rim," "Cholla," and "Ajo."
It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout counter, a formula less than 30 SPF is a joke, and you wear it just to go to the Circle K.
Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and other fools will actually buy them.
Hot-air balloons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.
No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.
You eat hot chilis to cool your mouth off.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
-This place feels like Arizona
(I'd say about half of that stuff is true... But it's still the best place on earth B3
7) Month of your birth? May
1. The fifth month in a year.
2. A name, generally for girls.
3. Someone almost annoyingly beautiful, possibly so nice that you can't hate her for it.
- My birthday is in May.
- May said that I did well in my music test, but I don't think so.
- Rachel is so may- everyone likes her and she's pretty and smart.
8) Last person you talked to? Bernard..... <.< well, before that, Sierra.
(Honestly, I got like, 16 hits on this all talking about random people named sierra. Some good, some not even worthy to be put on a computer screen. I'll just skip this one... .o.)
9) One of your nicknames? Ivy
1.Short for "Ivy League", used when referrring with familiarity to one of these elite schools (Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Penn, Princeton, Yale) usually used by people who grow up in communities with these schools as goals(ie the boarding school class)
-So what schools are you looking at?
Well I was thinking about apply to Middlebury and a few Ivies.
10) Tag 5 People.
crazyguy36
...
and...
whoever else wants to give it a try *shrugs*
genetic-enigma's page.Go to UrbanDictionary.com and look up your answers
1) Your name? Skye
1. A beautiful girl who thinks too much for her own good.
-That reminds me of Skye.
2. The highest, brightest and most wonderful thing a man can look up to each day
-I look up to the Skye in amazement and feel my soul lift as my heart is filled with warmth.
3. The most beautiful island in the world. Found just off the North West coast of Scotland, where most of the time it rains - and if it isn't raining, it's bound to sometime that day. On the off chance it's sunny you'll find hordes of American tourists clambering off enormous American buses, clad in terribly unflattering shorts and looking disgusted when it rains a few seconds later. These type of tourists are usually greeted with derisive looks from the locals, who know better and are wearing oilskins and boots, or at least are carrying some form of waterproof clothing on their person.
Popular place for men to propose to their girlfriends, or go to for a romantic honeymoon. Lively nightlife on a Friday or Saturday, think whisky, pubs, occasional kilts and teuchy music.
-People born and raised on Skye are known as Sgitheanachs, and are the friendliest people to be found in the world. Male sgitheanachs emit masculinity like there's no tomorrow and female sgitheanachs are stunning.
4. the most awesomest sexy boobalicous watermelon star fish girl in the world
-i remember that girl she was like skye (o.O right...)
5. an emotion so strong that you feel like crying and yelling and screaming and sleeping and dieing all at once. So strong and uncontrollable and nothing makes it better.
-After we broke up I felt so skye, I just wanted to die. (I have a lot of definitions x.X)
2) Your age? 19
1.The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
-"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional) (<.< right.)
2.To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
-"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
-"The whole fucking world has gone 19." (and I'm cutting it off at two definitions cause the list is too long x.X)
3) One of your friends? Bernard
1.A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.
-That house is built like a Bernard. (Right.... XDDDD)
2.A pedotastic man, complete with a bushy mustache and suggestive, waggling eyebrows in dire need of a good waxing.
-"Bernard over there is giving me the creeps."
"No kidding. Look at him eying those little boys like some sort of hairy Michael Jackson!" (uhm.... lies. I hope x.X)
4) What should you be doing? Gaming (I promised my friend i was going to play a game with him and I forgot.. x.X I'm gonna do just that as soon as I'm done with this line...)
1.A very fun thing to do, usually done infront of a computer or a tv that has a console in it.
-Gaming is very fun, I do it every day (the rest are so idiotic, I edited them out.)
5) Favorite colour? Teal
1.Adj. A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.
-"The teal fanny pack matched his David Akers jersey and '89 2-door sedan."
2.a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spirited away, buffy, and enjoys slam poetry.
-"Teal, you make no sense!"
3.In some cases referred to a person you can not trust or a backstabber. A Teal is also known as a Slut, Bitch, and a life ruiner
-Random Person #1- "She told me we where best friends but told everyone else I was a jerk!"
-Random Person #2- "Let me guess...was it Teal?"
(I'm starting to wonder who this Teal person is...)
6) Birthplace? Arizona
1.Arizona - It's the devil's playground
The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered no rain to fall.
Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, the cactus thistle and prickly pear, the climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun.
First he made the rattlesnake, with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young.
Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, under the rocks by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, hotter and hotter still, until even the cactus wilted, and the old horned toads looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom, as any creator would, he chuckled a little, rolled up his sleeves, and admitted it was good.
T'was summer now and Satan, lay by a prickly pear to rest, the sweat rolled off his sweaty brow, so he took off his coat and vest.
"By golly", he finally panted, "I did my job to well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than hell!"
-It doesn't get any better than Arizona :).
You know you live in Arizona when:
You buy salsa by the gallon.
All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
You think someone driving while wearing oven mitts is clever.
Most of the restaurants in your town have the first name "El" or "Los."
You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.
You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
You can say Hohokam(?Hohokam (HO-ho-ko'm) and people don't think you're laughing funny.
You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River.
You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
You can say 120 degrees without fainting.
Every other vehicle is a 4x4.
You can be in the snow, and then drive for an hour and it will be more than 100 degrees.
Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves.
People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70.
You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car.
The pool can be warmer than you are.
You can make sun tea instantly.
People will drive over 100 miles just to see snow.
You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
Most people will not drink tap water unless they are under dire conditions.
People with black cars or have black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out-of-state or nuts.
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
You realize Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.
You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one.
You can (correctly) pronounce the words: "Saguaro(?Saguaro (suh-WA'R-o)
An arborescent cactus (Carnegiea gigantea)
"Tempe," "Gila Bend," "San Xavier," "Canyon de Chelly," "Mogollon Rim," "Cholla," and "Ajo."
It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout counter, a formula less than 30 SPF is a joke, and you wear it just to go to the Circle K.
Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and other fools will actually buy them.
Hot-air balloons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.
No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.
You eat hot chilis to cool your mouth off.
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
-This place feels like Arizona
(I'd say about half of that stuff is true... But it's still the best place on earth B3
7) Month of your birth? May
1. The fifth month in a year.
2. A name, generally for girls.
3. Someone almost annoyingly beautiful, possibly so nice that you can't hate her for it.
- My birthday is in May.
- May said that I did well in my music test, but I don't think so.
- Rachel is so may- everyone likes her and she's pretty and smart.
8) Last person you talked to? Bernard..... <.< well, before that, Sierra.
(Honestly, I got like, 16 hits on this all talking about random people named sierra. Some good, some not even worthy to be put on a computer screen. I'll just skip this one... .o.)
9) One of your nicknames? Ivy
1.Short for "Ivy League", used when referrring with familiarity to one of these elite schools (Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Penn, Princeton, Yale) usually used by people who grow up in communities with these schools as goals(ie the boarding school class)
-So what schools are you looking at?
Well I was thinking about apply to Middlebury and a few Ivies.
10) Tag 5 People.
crazyguy36...
and...
whoever else wants to give it a try *shrugs*
All the cool kids do the innocence meme!
Posted 16 years agoSo, I found this meme on
's page, and decided to give it a try. here goes x.X
The ones with an (X) after them are ones I have done...
1. Smoked (X)
2. Drank alcohol (X)
3. Cried when someone died (X)
4. Been drunk (X)
5. Had sex (X)
6. Been to a concert (X)
7. Gotten/given a hand job (X)
8. Gotten/given a blow job (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed (X)
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody (X)
90% innocent, woot!
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. (X)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend (X)
15. Been to prom. {Must've missed that one XD}
16. Cried at school (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking {No nudies for you! though i have been skinny dipping .o.}
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room (X)
... 82%... this is going pretty quick...
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house (X)
23. Kissed a stranger (X)
24. Hugged a stranger (X)
25. Went scuba diving {what the hell does this have to do with being innocent? o.o}
26. Driven a car (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray (X)
28. Hit by a car (X)
29. Had a party (X)
30. Done serious drugs
74% aint I bad? XD
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone (X) {it was actually a bet... that counts, right?}
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. {nevar!}
35. Eaten sushi (X)
36. Bought porn (X)
37. Watched porn (X)
38. Made porn (X)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex (X)
40. Been in love (X)
65% almost halfway there!
41. French kissed (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep (X)
45. Stabbed yourself accident (X)
46. Shot a gun (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (X)
55% Hey, that one was cheating! ;-;
51. Watched a person die (X)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X) {do it all the time!}
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital (X)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex (X) {didn't your mom ever tell you to look BOTH ways before crossing the street? XD}
57. Dressed punk (X)
58. Dressed goth (X) {that used to be my thing...}
59. Dressed preppy (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. (X)
45% and counting!
61. Avoided somebody (X)
62. Been stalked (X)
63. Stalked someone {Can't say that i have.}
64. Met a celebrity. (X)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse (X)
67. Cut yourself not on purpose (X)
68. Bungee jumped. (X)
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
36% Uhm... i can explain...
71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X) {Kicked, punched, and hit with a baseball bat!}
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (X)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (X)
75. Got arrested. {Woot! i haven't done this one!..... yet...}
76. Been pregnant. {hellno <.<}
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. (X) {South korea, ftw}
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) {You can see them too? o.o}
29% This is starting to look bad on me x.X
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (X)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself (X)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. (X)
89. Been called a whore. (X)
90. Danced like a whore.
20%... is all that's left of my innocence so far?
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (X)
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (X) {They were rude and f***** up my order like, fifty million times.}
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X)
100. Been raped. (X)
And that's all folks! I only have a measly 11% of my innocence left! Woot!
's page, and decided to give it a try. here goes x.XThe ones with an (X) after them are ones I have done...
1. Smoked (X)
2. Drank alcohol (X)
3. Cried when someone died (X)
4. Been drunk (X)
5. Had sex (X)
6. Been to a concert (X)
7. Gotten/given a hand job (X)
8. Gotten/given a blow job (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed (X)
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody (X)
90% innocent, woot!
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. (X)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend (X)
15. Been to prom. {Must've missed that one XD}
16. Cried at school (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking {No nudies for you! though i have been skinny dipping .o.}
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room (X)
... 82%... this is going pretty quick...
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house (X)
23. Kissed a stranger (X)
24. Hugged a stranger (X)
25. Went scuba diving {what the hell does this have to do with being innocent? o.o}
26. Driven a car (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray (X)
28. Hit by a car (X)
29. Had a party (X)
30. Done serious drugs
74% aint I bad? XD
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone (X) {it was actually a bet... that counts, right?}
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. {nevar!}
35. Eaten sushi (X)
36. Bought porn (X)
37. Watched porn (X)
38. Made porn (X)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex (X)
40. Been in love (X)
65% almost halfway there!
41. French kissed (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep (X)
45. Stabbed yourself accident (X)
46. Shot a gun (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (X)
55% Hey, that one was cheating! ;-;
51. Watched a person die (X)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X) {do it all the time!}
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital (X)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex (X) {didn't your mom ever tell you to look BOTH ways before crossing the street? XD}
57. Dressed punk (X)
58. Dressed goth (X) {that used to be my thing...}
59. Dressed preppy (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. (X)
45% and counting!
61. Avoided somebody (X)
62. Been stalked (X)
63. Stalked someone {Can't say that i have.}
64. Met a celebrity. (X)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse (X)
67. Cut yourself not on purpose (X)
68. Bungee jumped. (X)
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
36% Uhm... i can explain...
71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X) {Kicked, punched, and hit with a baseball bat!}
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (X)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (X)
75. Got arrested. {Woot! i haven't done this one!..... yet...}
76. Been pregnant. {hellno <.<}
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. (X) {South korea, ftw}
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) {You can see them too? o.o}
29% This is starting to look bad on me x.X
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (X)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself (X)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. (X)
89. Been called a whore. (X)
90. Danced like a whore.
20%... is all that's left of my innocence so far?
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (X)
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (X) {They were rude and f***** up my order like, fifty million times.}
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X)
100. Been raped. (X)
And that's all folks! I only have a measly 11% of my innocence left! Woot!
Apparently I'm crazy o.o
Posted 16 years agoSo... I took one of those online quiz things out of boredom. It happened to be this 'personality disorder quiz'. So I'm like, whatever, I'll try it, see where it gets me, and I end up with these results:
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/person.....sorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html
XD
Who would've thought that I'm just a walking psychological disorder?
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/person.....sorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html
XD
Who would've thought that I'm just a walking psychological disorder?
*sigh* restoring my damn FA.
Posted 16 years agoSo. Relationships make you do some stupid shit. Like, disappear from a website you really like. Meh, I came back a LOT sooner than I thought I would but hey, maybe I can just post art and be happy this time? *shrugs*
Shutting down my FA.
Posted 16 years agoI'm going to stop posting stuff for a while. Likely, a good, long while. I'm not going to draw any more art, i'm not going to make another account. Nothing. I will still log on every once in a while to look at my messages, but don't be expecting any art from me. I'm just tired of it.
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