Imagine a gal wearing a shirt that reads something like this:

Your balls
My vice
Ask just Once
Well, maybe Twice

As Granny Weatherwax would write on a note at times.
Things have been distracting me.
Not superbad things (I am not asking for money or prayers) but annoying enough to keep me from more pleasant things.
That is all.

Be well!

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

The higher swats might be harder, but less painful - for a while.

The guy is nude, save for the bindings keeping his arms from trying to change the situation and the humbler keeping him bent over. There might also be a gag. Lady's choice.

The gal is dressed however she pleases, and has the guy across her lap. He's getting light - and not so light - paddle swats to his humbler-bound balls. He's also getting much harder swats to his rump. Maybe there was some 'foreplay' of squeezing or that happens during little breaks. But it's mainly all about the paddling. Now, if she 'misses' (by chance or by choice (or 'chance' that is actually choice...)) and gives his trapped balls a good, hard paddle swat... well.. Ballz-A-Poppin'!


You want me on your lap?

I now venture into Cassandra territory...

PREDICTION: Unless you include VOLUNTARY COMMUNES (happy 1960's!) there will be NO concentration camps within the next four years for American citizens. ALL CURRENT American citizen, whether by birth/ancestry/naturalized. Nor for new by birth or naturalized.

Alright, the USA has a new President. Some love him. Some hate him. Most don't bloody care - unless they have an immediate and obvious negative impact from it. And unless you have a public sector job (Your paycheck has FedGov warnings all over it - I HAVE seen them, I once DID have a FedGov job) Generally Regarded As Useless/Wasteful/Criminal.... you are NOT affected. Really. Your 27th of January will be NO DIFFERENT from your 13th of January unless you decide to make it a big deal.

Camps?

Don't make me laugh that hard!

The last camps were in the 1940's (Thanks, FD-frikkin'-R!) . The only "camps" will be VOLUNTARY COMMUNES Yes, really.

Look, I've seen a fair amount of History as it happened. This is NOTHING. Really.

The silly panic reminds me of the kid I worked with some years ago who claimed water pollution was "the worst it's ever been" and was STUNNED when I told him I recalled when RIVERS CAUGHT ON FIRE.

Things today are... less than ideal.. but let us worry about things that are REAL, and not some propagandist "talking point" or other such..... Look, the minotaur has FLUSHED better than that, alright?

It's like "Climate change"... we need to give up gas appliances.... as those who say so FLY PRIVATE JETS TO FANCY RESORTS.... NO! if "climate change" were real to them the meeting would be a teleconference. If ocean levels rising were real, they would NOT be buying beach houses. And so on.

Oh and while I am putting burrs under the saddles of the Far Left hobby horses.... the organization that did more to save the whales than anyone else? STANDARD OIL. Kerosene.

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

It's a sort of cupless cup - and an anti-cup.

In some places, you see a rubber cup on a wall, at just the level of the doorknob. Thus if the door swings into the wall, the knob hits the rim of the rubber cup and the knob doesn't damage the wall and the wall doesn't damage any locking mechanism of the doorknob. It's nice, simple, and solves a couple problems quite well.

What it doesn't do provide for female fun at male's painful expense, so let's modify the building some. The wall now has a panel.. or two. A sort of tiny lunette, perfect fitting the neck of a scrotum. Guy on one side, his balls on the other. And his balls are at just the height of the doorknob. Whether he has to stand in a 'well' or on support, his balls will be at the right height. Is there also a window so his head can be seen? Maybe, maybe not.

But now if the door should be opened with great haste, instead of a dull bounce off of a bit of rubber, there is an exciting painful nutshot from the doorknob. And if it should be a windy day as things are brought inside, or someone enters after bad day or such, well... there could be several blows.

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

Or is it 1 to 2?

There is one guy standing(?) at the inside edge of the pool, his arms resting along the top edge of the pool. Well, maybe not resting in full. There are couple young ladies, one sitting on his left arm, the other sitting on his right arm. He's not going anywhere, even if he wanted to. There might another young lady sitting behind him, one leg either side of his neck, her hands covering his mouth so he cannot call out. There is another lass as well, and she's in the pool, with her hands at his balls, giving them some serious squeezing.

They could all be in swimwear of various sorts... One piece? Bikinis? Half a bikini? Nude? Or a mix. Whether he keeps whatever swimwear he started with is obviously their choice. Or her choice.

An invitation to a small, private pool party, with me the only male? And you say it might get clothing optional? Of course I'm in.

There are devices used in some radio specialties known as duplexers, diplexers, triplexers. These are, of course, not identical. Often they look like weird cans with some odd attachments.

And there is a term used for a particular sort of body-slam in professional (show) wrestling.

Combine them and this nonsense happens:

First Panel:
Guy at radio/parts shop looking over various items.
"Diplexer, Duplexer, Suplexer, Triplexer. ... Suplexer? What's that do?"

Second panel:
Guy flat on his back, obviously JUST slammed there (*OOF!*)
"Alright, don't need one of those in the shack."

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

Or is that vulneraBALLity?

This is relatively mild, or might seem so. It would most likely be a series of frames, like a comic page.

The first panel shows a fellow being fitted with a rather thick elastic band - but not one tight enough to geld. Just something so when hit, his balls cannot move out of the way of the blow. It also will keep his penis clear so that blows to the balls are all to the balls.

Further panels would show him going about the day (nude, in briefs, or even fully clothed depending on the world setting) and getting accidental blows (and maybe some on purpose...). Things such as doorknobs and drawers are at just the right/wrong level and so on.

Alternate version: Same first panel, and there is indication of Ring of Vulnerability (if briefs... fully clothed seems unlikely for this version) and further panels show gal(s) gleefully taking advantage of his advertised heightened sensitivity. The last panel might be a knockout. Or a hint that the next page would reveal it was rather... final.

You say you want to help me into a tight, sexy, revealing outfit?

Yes, that's from Douglass Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, but it applies all the same. Remember that the current President Elect of the USA already was President for four years... there is a record of his performance. And yeah, he screwed up on a few things (myself, I think he relied FAR too much on "experts" that should be investigated for malfeasance - Fauci as just one example, and he ought to learn what the 2nd amendment is about and actually means...) and yeah, he can be a bombastic loudmouth. but that's nothing unusual. "Phone and pen" Obama was quite the bombastic egotist, too.

Now about that earlier term. I won't say EXACTLY where I live, but it's rural-ish... and the local newspaper is "the most conservative" in the state. And during that earlier term I regularly visited a bar/restaurant... with a female bartender... who was tattooed, pierced, and made NO secret about her wife. And you know what? NOBODY GAVE A SHIT! What people care about is competence - NOT if you have a particular sexual preference (unless it's kids or animals) or are kinky or anything. If you jam it up their nose, yeah, they'll resent THAT. But overall... nobody cares. It's NOT the 1950's. Heck, it's not even the 1970's. And even in the 1970's... well, Anita Bryant was a Big Deal of an anti-gay activist (as well as orange juice pusher) and you know what? Even THEN most people (yes, most straights, etc.) wanted her to simply shut up and not make a stink of something nobody needed to make a stink about. I was there/then. Are there some jerks? Yes. They are smaller (if louder) minority than most imagine. But it's like finding some yutz using the "n-word" outside of a quotation (probably of LBJ...). It's simply Not Done. Oh, yeah, there are also trolls. Don't feed them.

Will things be all wine and roses? OH HELL NO! But it's not a matter of who is President.. it's a matter of Economics. Expect a nasty crash - you cannot forever print money to get out of or delay an economic mess - eventually things go very, very wrong. If we're VERY lucky, it'll wait until after Winter and heating fuel won't be such an issue. Worry about that. Not camps... unless you build them yourselves as was done in the Great Depression. FWIW, I expect the crash to be nasty, but not last nearly as long as the Great Depression did.

I ought to warn folks outside the USA that things are NOT OVER. We've just had a Big Deal of an election here. And some folks are celebrating... and some folks are not. BUT... nothing changes immediately... IN THEORY. The changeover happens in late January. It's a long time... and so... a LOT of nonsense can happen between now and then. I cannot predict WHAT nonsense, but expect Way Too Much Stupid. If you are lucky, it'll just be silliness on your news broadcasts.

I do expect some sort of economic mess, eventually. It will/would happen NO MATTER the election result. At no time has any country or polity ever saved its economy by printing money and inflating its way out of a mess in a non-deflationary period. What does DEFLATION look like, when it's uncontrolled and not the result of technical advance? (Automobiles in the early 20th century, computers late in the 20th century as a couple examples).... The Great Depression. Low prices didn't help when you had NO money to buy things!

Remember, most news is garbage, and the closer to the event, the more garbage it is likely to be.
Waiting 24/48/72 hours to let things settle is reasonable, though maybe not easy.

And no matter where you are on the "political spectrum" I think it reasonable to agree that violence is not the answer to simple disagreement. As to what... set things in motion... I cannot really guess. There are many possibilities. it might be as simple as "crazy" (which is NOT really simple...) but... well... DON'T PANIC. That's the worst thing that could come of this.

If you feel a need to Do Something: Stock up like so you can get by for a few days without going out. Yeah, it doesn't seem to make sense for this, but being able to weather a storm.... well, no harm in that. And though it is Summer (in the Northern hemisphere), bad weather, floods, etc. can still happen and cut you off. Be prepared. But don't be stupid.

May you have a wonderfully DULL time. Boredom is infinitely better than Terror. Alright, have exciting times "in bed."

"Sorceress, if I might ask, I have more questions."

"You have come all this way, and I have time. Ask. But be ready to get unwelcome answers, or refused answers."

"Thank you. There is, at least, a fourth coin, isn't there? Not that I am interested in it."

"Yes, there is. It's just like the third, except your sex will, for certain, be reversed. And yes, there are many, many other coins as it were. They are similar. You asked of centaurs and minotaurs, and so I spoke of them. Every coin has one uncertainty or another. Every one is a risk, in some way."

"There is no certainty?"

"Even in the time before... the 'Return of Avalon' or 'the Dawn of Magic' or some even call it the 'Collapse of Reason' there was an Uncertainty Principle. The details differ, but it does seem the Universe dislikes a Sure Thing. One must learn to live with the... fuzziness. I suspect I know another thing you are about to ask, so I will ask something first - you need not tell me your answer. You need only know it in yourself.

"Do you truly wish to be something, perhaps someone, else? With every fiber of your being? Or did you get the idea that if you just 'changed this one thing' that life would get, pardon, 'magically' easier? If the first, then you have a coin to choose. If the second, realize that never happens. Paupers and Nobles both have problems. They might be different, and each might believe the other has the easier. And they both will be wrong. The only easy problem is that of someone else. Make it yours and you discover it is not easy.

"For the minotaur... are you as strong and warlike as people will see you? Are you ready to defend yourself from those trying prove themselves against you? What of low ceilings and horns? Or low or narrow doorways?

"For centaur... a life in public. Almost no privacy, for anything. Lovemaking. Bodily functions. And people seeing you as merely a 'horse' that can listen just a bit better?

"Or... a sex swap... oh what a mess that is. Have you tried to live doing the work of the other, for just a week or two? I doubt it. Then, I doubt that is why you are here."

"I... have much to think upon. Is all the.. fuzziness.. known?"

"You came from the east, did you not? You either traveled through or around a wasteland. That's what can happen when something goes very wrong. Good wizard, but... even the great can make mistakes and be caught off guard."

"Thank you, Sorceress. How long do I have before I make any decision?"

"Know you that this is not a threat. If we are both fortunate, the rest of your life."

"I can do that, but not precisely." said the Sorceress.

"What do you mean, not precisely?"

"Imagine there are three coins. If you leave now, I flip none of them, and you remain as you are. But if you really wish, I can flip one of them. Only one, and only once. One coin will transform you into a centaur, for sure - but it might land male or it might land female. Stallion or Mare. No choice, it just is. Another will transform you into a minotaur, for sure - but again it might land male or it might land female. Bull or Cow. No choice, it just is."

"And the third coin?"

"You remain your current sex, for sure. But it can land centaur or minotaur. Again, no choice. It is just is."

"Oh."

"You see? That's why I am telling you to think this over. I can do what you ask about, imprecisely - and only once. It's a one-way trip. There is no going back. The only choice you can change later is to have me not change you at all. There. Now I have warned you. Your decision is now YOUR problem, and yours alone. You have a choice to make. I suggest you take some time before deciding."

Or something like that.

 Frostwave has spent considerable time and effort do a bit of animation with her Eagle interrogator and....me... see, the interrogation room has just had its gear serviced and it needs to be properly tested before actual use-use, and well... Things Happen, they do.. so I get ( or "get"?) to help her test things.

Go have a look: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/55429267/

And if you think it's short, well, it's animation. Ponder that every second of that 30 seconds is 24 to 30 frames. Even with images repeats and shortcuts, that's not trivial at all.

So go view. Go enjoy. Go lavish praise upon.

I am quoting:

A NEW beta feature called "CLIPS" allows voice chat to be recorded. You have to dig up the new setting and manually OPT-OUT.

Go into your User Settings and UNCHECK the option under CLIPS to opt out. NO ONE was sent a message stating this was happening.

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Mind you, ANYONE can STILL record ANYTHING. THIS just means it's not STUPID EASY if you opt-out AND (in court) might indicate a LACK of (phoney-baloeny) consent to be recorded. And ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS presume utter RATFINK FEDS ARE recording everything, consent be damned. Assume every last damned one is a fscking commie-fascist. (CLUE: The ONLY reason anyone says Nazis/Fascists are RIGHT is that LEFTY ARSCHLOCH STALIN said so. THEY ARE ALL LEFTISTS. What's right? Read Jefferson and the Bill of Rights THOSE are "RIGHT" in the U.S. of A.)

There is this:

https://www.insider.com/runner-save.....rathon-2023-10

The good guys WARN the targeted areas (from which attacks have been launched - in contravention of civilized behavior) to evacuate civilians before they pound the places of evil to bits.

The EVIL ones kidnap, rape, and hide behind women, children, hospitals, etc. And then claim the response attacks the innocents WHICH THEY THEMSELVES made into targets.

It's plain which is GOOD and which is EVIL.

I have ZERO sympathy for the EVIL, nor for the idiot supporters of such EVIL.


And mind, I am not religious, but I know Good from Evil nonetheless.

I still have PHONE access (for now?) but for some reason, DESKTOP access has been "Sorry, you have been blocked." There is NO explanation of WHY. As far as I know, my actions and texts haven't changed since...forever... so maybe some jerk screwed up the the IP block? No way to tell. So if you are wondering why I am unresponsives, it's because of this nonsense.

Anyone have a suggestion (THAT DOES ***NOT*** involve FecesBook/InstaBlam) for near-real-time comms?

ADDENDUM: Evidently Discord has been/is under attack or something that looks like an attack overdriving things and they did a "circuit breaker" to reduce traffic for a bit.

If this is some random weird network hiccup, that's one thing.

If not... ponder WHO BENEFITS from cutting "non-approved" comms?

No, I have not forgotten or abandoned Tales of Aylesbury. I've hit a bit of Writer's Block (the NEXT installment is all but writing itself at me, as is the Grand Finale - which will be a while yet, but the current one is being stubborn...) That the new hire at work suddenly just stopped showing up didn't help. Nor that two folks went on vacation at the same time. So... I've been busy & distracted. Hopefully things will settle down some this week and I can get over whatever the Block is.

 Tym posted this over two weeks ago, and it's a really great bit of storytelling:

Gwyntus Vindur

Seriously, go read and comment. It's a reminder that my recent stuff is... well, hackery. Yeah, it's my first go, I suppose. And as evidenced by the popularity of early 20th century pulp works, there's a place for hackery. Mind, I know my hackery won't be inspiring rocket scientists, as some of the early pulps did.

The story that grew? It's still growing. I figured I'd have a bit of an Introduction (Part ONE), a bit of play (Part TWO), and a Conclusion where the Big Action finally happens. But it seems the "bit of play" has to be extended. It would be easy to simply list a bit of the Roulette game for each of a few weeks and then the... payoff. But that didn't feel right. It felt like a cheat, and a bit... empty. Besides, there's more for the characters to say and do. So the darn thing might well be a mini-series. I just hope I can do it justice. I know the final Big Payoff scene(s), it's the steps in between that are of concern. But that will give opportunity for Ryan the stallion to show how, well, light, he prefers to be generally, And for the ram to show how into things he is. And also gives other characters a chance to show up and fill in some of general population of the story.

Some time ago SueaNoi was seeking commission before PayPal & $COUNTRY went mutually stupid about things. I sprung for a few things, and figured I'd be well down in the queue - and I was. No big deal. I can wait. I had some ideas at the time, but I'd forgotten them since. As they were all in Bad Ideas stuff, also no big deal. There are plenty of those and a good many have yet to be illustrated/rendered. When my turn was getting close, I suggested a few Bad Ideas to be considered. One is "in progress" now.

BUT.. to make things smoother, there has been some...out of band.. communication. This had a side effect. I started Getting New (or at least variant) Ideas. And, well, there is a shall we say some kink convergence (like you didn't know that). I had what seemed like a simple idea. A variation of the 'Captive Nuts Gun' Bad Idea. This then evolved into a scene. Then it grew.. it started going Story. Soon I realized it was a Story that wanted to be told and I needed a setting. The club, and name for it, were no big deal. The town or city needed a name and SueaNoi suggested a Name-Generator (or Lister..) and after a few goes 'Aylesbury' showed up. PERFECT. (Ails...Berry...).

But the scene and Story grew. That a bull would get busted was a sure thing (anyone NOT see that, er, coming?) and a tigress.. no, two tigresses.. to make it interesting because there's a hint of mystery to just when.. The Big One happens. And then the gelded bartender appeared. And an all too eager stallion... or too eager eventually.

And if that wasn't enough, a hyper-kinky ram appeared first as a minor character, but his role is growing.

I will likely post PART ONE of what looks to be a three-part story Real Soon Now.

I have PART TWO written in rough draft, and PART THREE vaguely outlined.

And SueaNoi is, well maybe not a co-author, but certainly has been consulted and offered suggestions and OH SO MUCH ENCOURAGEMENT.

I figure even after I've gone through things a good many times, there are flubs. ALL are mine. Then, I suspect those who'd read the story aren't ALL that interested in the World-Building, any Plot, or Character Development. But likewise won't reject them.

I suspect that there will more visits to Aylesbury. But, uh, don't hold your breath. (Breathplay is another kink entirely!).

Assume a place where consensual (femdom) ballbusting is no big deal. It's sort of public, but not overly so. Say, a private club. What would be good tunes (any era, any genre... yes, go back to the earliest recordings if they apply) to bust to? Or to be busted to? I admit I can't think of any just now, but then my tastes are.. skewed. Not just the ballbusting, but I tend to listen to stuff considered rather dated (and that when I was much younger...)

Well maybe Hit Me With Your Best Shot... which if you really listen to the lyrics is completely wrong for this, but if you only recall that line, well, it's almost perfect.
Oh, and Ghostbusters if only for the line "Bustin' makes me feel good."

What tunes would like to bust to? Or be busted to? And, yes, sometimes silence is golden.... save for the begging and screams.

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

One Jack can beat Two Pair

Picture a jack, the thing used to lift a car so a tire can be changed. A screw pulls two ends of an assembly closer in the horizontal and the result of leverage is that other parts of the assembly move apart in the vertical. Now, let's turn that so the parts that would be on the ground and under or at the car are side-to-side.

Let's add two well-bound guys, and stops (a post, a wall with a 'projection') behind their balls. The ends of the jack are touching the front of their balls (assuming they face each other). There might need to be some addition to keep their balls captive - so no popping out of the rig and avoiding the crush. The jack is mounted on a low-friction track so it can move, thus keeping the pressure on each fellow (and his fellows...) equal.

And a gal can turn the jack.. slowly.. and play the game of seeing who caves first. Maybe the first to cry out, maybe first to beg, maybe the first to POP. But that doesn't mean she's done unless she wishes to be. She can stop there. Or she can go on and finish the job, as it were.

You'd like me to take part in a test of strength research project? Well, I suppose...

I am bit hesitant to write this, but this a fairly locked down place due to the 'adult' content and themes.

Every great once in a while I post or re-post something and someone asks how in the world can I do such things. (Or some annoying troll goes on about misandry, which is a bit amusing as the troll misses the bit about the origin of the idea...) Anyway...

Ages ago, at or just before puberty I had a couple 'friends' who were generally alright, but at times...well, boys can be jerks. And it amused one or many to do ballbust to a buddy. This was likely a simple one-finger jab at 'the package' while riding a bus where so much was going on that one blow like that wouldn't be noticed save for the two or three directly involved. Had this been a one time thing, likely nothing would have happened. But.. it was not. It happened many times, but probably not as many as I now think.

About the same time I had encountered the idea of building up a resistance to things. Think of the Iocane powder bit in The Princess Bride. That sort of thing. So I figured I'd apply pressure myself and work up a tolerance if not immunity and remove the payoff of seeing me in pain from a nutshot. Except this was right around puberty... you can see where this is going, yes? Yep. Pain.. and.. pleasure.. got mixed... confused even. I can only wonder how things would be had I known more girls...if they were so forward.

"But the castration stuff...?" you ask. Well, it's fantasy and imagination and is sort of the Ultimate Ballbust. I have no desire to actually "lose 'em" (can't repeat that - it's all over. It's not about 'the life after' but about the feeling of the process. This is why 'snip snip' isn't a thing I care for - it should be a... spectacle..) But I can think about it, and get some amusement and (admittedly perverse) pleasure from such musings. Oh, and while it was other guys doing the busting, well, puberty again. The fantasies involved girls/women. Femdom thus had some appeal. It was a relief to discover the term. I knew what it meant instantly and was relieved that even though I was distant from... everyone.. I was not truly alone in some thoughts. Oh, and this does not that a busting gal would be purely a mean bitch causing pain just for pains sake, but would be something of an.. artist... of busting and take visible pleasure in a well-done bust.. or more. It is fantasy, after all.

Now, that's just me and my story. I have no idea how others might have acquired such an... unusual... interest. I am curious, but it's not something one asks about in most company. I can, of course, see how guys might mix pain & pleasure and wind up with the interest. How women might develop a busting interest I can only guess. Power trip? Just find it humorous? Revenge fantasies? Something else? No idea.