Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

Inspired by this sketch by  SueaNoi

As I commented there:

Extend the humbler both left and right.
Add holes for a rope or such to pass through.
Rope (reins?) are tied (through-holes and knots?) to a flat board, behind humbler and balls.
She holds the 'reins', of course.

Of course, how he pleases her is her choice. And he'd better do it right. Right?


You want me to play pony some? And with some stud time even maybe? Why sure!

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ADDENDUM: WOW!
Lookie here! It's Good To Be In Control

Thank you, yet again,  SueaNoi
You ROCK!
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After that little (very little) poll, I had planned to post the Bad Ideas in it in order of votes and do them "all in a row."

But then  SueaNoi did this wonderful sketch and an idea suddenly appeared.

So that's the next Bad Idea, rather than anything in that poll.

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

It's just a carnival game - for her.


The original Whac-A-Mole is game where a 'mole' pops up from a hole and the player has to 'whack' it with a mallet as soon as possible, before it drops back down the hole. There are five holes, and if the player hits the 'mole' right away, earns 10 points. The longer it takes, the fewer points earned. Winning is defined as 150 points, or fifteen quick hits - or more than 15 not-so-quick hits.

Now let's make it more interesting. Add five 'bulls'. For a true Whac-A-Bull game, that's five anthro bulls, for a pseudo-"Whac-A-Bull" any anthro males will do - but there really should always be at least one actual bull, yes? All restrained, of course. Now, these are NOT directly in the game-play setup as that is impractical, but are linked to it. It might be necessary to increase the number of points for a win, but then also extend game-play to allow winning to be possible.

The game is the same, except now each hit is transmitted from the 'mole' to the associated 'bull'. For most amusement, this happens in real time and a hit mole results in a pained bull. As to which mole is linked to which bull, that you have to play to find out - and it changes between games.

Variant 1: Simply, each hit is a blow to the balls, and that's all. Painful, but after the game, the bulls remain intact.

Variant 2: The mechanism clamps down a bit more with each blow. Enough hits to the same mole, and *POP* go the associated bull's balls.

Variant 3: The game itself doesn't pop the bull's balls, but each mole/bull has a counter. If the player gets enough hits on a mole, she (of course the player is female) gets to use a not-so-soft mallet directly on the bull's balls and pop them herself if she chooses. She can be as gentle, or as vicious, as she chooses - and she has several chances - each blow costs 10 points of those the 'bull' has accumulated. So she she could hit hard and be done, or play and let him remain intact.. but quite pained. Or she can be gentle until that final blow, and then he's done for. She might have more than one bull to play with. After all, in a Perfect Game, she has ALL five of them.

Is there a prize beyond being able to deal that Final Blow? Who knows... she might decide to spare a bull... for now... but she can 'collect' her winning blow any time she desires. Any bull given that reprieve had best be VERY attentive to her whims!

Accompany you to the carnival? And play some games? Alright, but I'm not very good at those and probably won't win you some stuffed toy.

The carnival won, with 3 votes.
The hammock came in second, with 2 votes.
The slingshot got ZERO votes. Huh.

I have three competing ideas at the moment, and have had them for a while.
I could just pick one, but I just don't have a 3 sided coin to flip.
(You, about to suggest using a 6-sided die, hush!)
Thus, what painful nonsense should I post first?

1. A perverse carnival game.

2. She has a slingshot.

3. A hammock is so relaxing - for her.

Yes, I am omitting details. That's what the real Bad Idea posts are for.

Alright, what did FA change THIS time? It took multiple tries to log in, despite scripting being allowed on/for FA.
Ghostery had to be set aside, WTF? I do NOT want to run full-open for every goddamned security hole!

Happy New Year!

Welcome to the 2020's. Hopefully they won't end the way the 1920's did.

Yes, it's the '20's now. And thus the new 0-based numeric 'decade' though the calendar/astronomy geeks (sticklers about timekeeping issues, generally) will tell you the new decade is another year away (11-20, 21-30 rather than 10-19, 20-29. Matter of counting from 1 rather than 0). Best article I saw about that whole thing was in some astronomy magazine in 1999: "Know the real decade/century boundaries, but go to this year's New Year's Eve party." I did NOT go to any NYE parties. I was rather busy with another matter...

The last days of 2019 were spent dealing with a heart condition. A bit of it (my heart) was sort of misfiring and complicating life. So I wound up getting some cables snaked through me and the bit got zapped a few times in an attempt to burn out the troublespot. I was at least semi-conscious (purposely) for some of that and while I've had worse pains, this was decidedly less than minor. Ever have your heart kicked in the balls? Something like that. Hearing the amount of power they were using (it gets less all the time, but if you know how hot a low power soldering iron can get... well, it's still about double that.) probably didn't help. But I am back home and the procedure seems to have worked or mostly worked. It's never a sure thing. Recovery could be full, partial, or even revert in the very worst case. So far, things look good.

And then I come back to FA and go "WTH?" I'm giving the new design/layout a few days. I do like a few things about it, and dislike a few, and overall it might be a wash. I suppose in a week I'll either be used to it or have decided to revert despite the dropping of updates to the old version.

And that someone isn't me.
But, look here:

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9298292/

She gets a workout; He gets worked over... or is it under?

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

He is suspended, spreaders holding his arms and legs apart. He's in the air, at an angle, hands higher than feet. She is behind him, and lifting the spreader holding his legs apart. When he is lifted some, the range is right and she gives him a kick - and we all know where.

Variations: Is he gagged or not? Is he nude, wearing briefs, more? Wearing more, but with scrotum exposed?

Going for a workout and you want me to just hang around? As you wish.

I've been resisting making Yet Another Account Somewhere for some time.
This morning I've finally given in, some.
I know I'm WAY late to it, but I now have an account over on DA.
Since the name I use here was taken, over there I am UnderPressure-Moo.

I have only JUST made the account, so there is ZERO content, and not even an avatar/icon or whatever yet. It might be a while, too.

Anything I ought to know?

That Time of the School Year

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

He was almost fully clothed. Almost. The shirt had writing, 'STRESS BALLS' and an arrow, as if it was needed. The trousers covered his legs, but his scrotum was very much not inside them - and the hole it was held out of was cinched so his balls wouldn't be allowed to retreat into cover. A similar setup had his cock out, but that had a pouch over it - one that could be opened if someone wanted to play more. His legs were spread and the bindings to the ground anchors meant he wasn't going anywhere or kicking out. Arms were up, wrists tied by both ends of a single rope thrown over a stout branch. The gag at least kept his tongue pressed down, so he wouldn't be swallowing it during his muffled cries.

[ADDENDUM: VARIANT - The rope goes under the arms/shoulders and holds him up, with his arms bound behind his back.]

His balls already ached some as the gals who just went to one of their final exams had worked them over. But he knew that new pain would be his shortly as he heard the town clock chime the hour. Soon those who had been taking a different exam would be out, ready to take out their frustrations on his balls.

Help with your exams? Isn't that cheating? Oh, dealing with pre-test and post-test stress? Nothing wrong with some comforting, I suppose.

Those who follow me know I have NEVER done this before. However, someone is in genuine need of help. Therefore:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9099823/

If you can help, please do so.
If you CANNOT, do NOT feel guilty - FIRST priority is SURVIVAL. Deal with THAT. (Yeah, first-hoof knowledge.)

Make the world better, however you can. Even if all you can do is NOT suicide - THAT screws up your relatives and friends even if you don't believe you have any..

Good luck to all!

But it can damn disappointing to find the domme is really an oddly dressed dom or such.
Believe it or not, not everyone is gay/bi.
"Not there's anything wrong with that."

Carry on.

Wow, FA has a Dark Theme, so I don't have to peer into a light-bulb any more.
How long has that been there, and why didn't anyone tell me earlier?

More audience participation than at a Rocky Horror showing.

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

This time he's not nude. He's wearing a very white shirt (perhaps latex?) and maybe more. If he wears anything below the belt-line is up to her. His 'guys' might be exposed, or could be covered - but it's not his choice. He is bound, arms out as if tied to a solid fence - perhaps where a gate might be, feet apart and no fencing behind. But it isn't a fence in the great outdoors he is bound too, but a set in a rather dark room.

The shirt is a screen and someone is having her fun running a projector, projecting all manner of things on him. Could be anything, "KICK ME" or "BUST 'EM" or "SQUEEZE" or "HARDER" or even "IS THAT ALL?" Could even be pictures, anything And of course this is just invitation for the female audience to really participate in the show. Oh, the audience? Well, it might be a small party, or maybe it's a private showing. There might even be an optional second screen (more the usual plain thing) for the fellow to see what is projected. That would be under projectionist/audience control, of course.

It might not be all that private - there could be multiple screens and it's not like each one really needs sound isolation from the rest and the walls that go with such.


A night at the theater? What's playing? Oh, you will be? And so will I? Well then.

Is this "Newgrounds" site something I should be seriously considering?

What advantages does it have?
Disadvantages?

I don't really have any other account like this one, anywhere else. But while FA has shown itself to be (after some rough patches) fairly stable long term, there is that CoC thing that is worrisome in a some ways - and nothing lasts forever. I do not plan on abandoning FA unless FA starts going Full Stupid about some things. So far, FA is just a bit wobbly. While that is a concern, I've seen too many places start out with great promise only to turn to vapor or go Full Stupid faster than almost anyone expected.

Thank you.

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

How long can he keep that up?

Recall Self Control, Part One from.. *gulp* 4 years ago?

This is is similar, but in reverse. Again the male victim is nude, bound, and in quite a predicament. Only this time he's aroused - and will remain intact only as long as he stays aroused. If.. when.. subsidence occurs, the tension on the line from his penis drops.. and so does the trigger to the gadget that will crush his balls.

There are a couple choices for that. Something like the slow flowing weight of Part One, or something much faster like a giant rat trap. But the trigger is the thing - how long can he keep it up? It might be a matter of staying awake. Having a sexy, taunting audience might help him last a bit longer.

If you were "merciful", you might add a clock and allow release intact after a set (but difficult to last) time.


Endurance test? Hey, Doc, don't those involve a treadmill and a heart monitor?

Or having his job...such as it is.

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iYMhcxFu.....e5gyo2_500.gif

I find this far too amusing:

https://www.curbed.com/2018/10/18/1.....ers-wear-space

Pouch? No, Ouch!

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

This might need a few frames. He is nude, bound, possibly gagged. She is... well, at large. And she has a pouch which is clearly the empty scrotum harvested from someone else. The thing is not tanned, but rawhide... and it's been soaking a while. She squeezes his balls into it, and it's a tight fit already, ties it so it's not going anywhere and his balls will not be escaping. And what does wet rawhide do as it dries? It shrinks. She can settle in for the show. He.. is going to be unsettled after a time, and for some time.

You want me to model some briefs? Oh, something really brief? Well, if that's what you wish.

Restful for her. For him (and him?) maybe not so much.

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

She lies in bed, in the center. It might be built up with extra thick portions of mattress, or more pillows, or what have you. Her arms lie such that her hand(s) rest easily... on his scrotum. He might be to her left, or to her right, or perhaps has two fellows tonight.

The fellow (or fellows) is bound so he won't be going anywhere and his 'boys' will remains in place for her hands.

Perhaps she will be gentle and massage. Or she might squeeze and work out the frustrations of the day. Or maybe just let her hands rest, lightly gripping... and if she should twitch or such, well.. it happens.

Sure, one could reverse the situation somewhat and he could give her some manual stimulation - but either way it's always about her pleasure.


Oh, you wish me to join you in bed? As you wish.

FootBALLS or Sock(ed-By-)Her?

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

It's not futbol or soccer as normally done, no. Every team is really two teams, one all-female and one all-male. How who faces who is a complicated thing best not thought about too much, but it's always a female team facing a male team. Or is it the other way around? The female team members are strong of leg, of course. And the male team members are... large of scrotum.

The match is, of course, not at all fair. The women have proper attire for the sport, and the men.. well they have things a bit different. The shorts are tight, with a hole.. and a constricting band to make sure "the boys" stay on display outside that hole in those tight shorts.

There is the usual ball in play, if that matters. There are still some penalties, but the point of the game is to hit a ball. It doesn't have to just be that particular ball. And the goaltender is the only one who can use her (or his, for what it's worth) arms and hands - and they probably call her "Squeeze" or such for good reason.

Now just imagine any scene that TV cameras would focus on during one of these games.. and, there's the picture.

[Political. Not fun. Skip if you only want Bad Ideas & such.]

Maybe not YET.

But it does seem like it would be a good idea to start look at where to jump to or if simple abandonment "for the duration" might be the thing.

The inclusion of "alt-right" as a "hate group" but the omission of "antifa" (which are very fa indeed - and not FurAffinity) is worrisome. It's also telling. It tells me that FA is using the "guidance" of the shakedown artists at the ever-more-misnamed Southern Poverty Law Center. That's not good.

The "alt-right" is not a great thing - they are simply another form of the repressive left despite the name. At absolute 'best' (which is not good at all) they simply reversed the polarity of the stupid rather than diminished it. The only thing about antifa not being included that makes any sense is that it seems to be running out of gas.

For anyone reading from outside the US, please remember that "left" and "right" in the US do NOT mean the exact same thing they do elsewhere. There are a couple similarities. "Left" might be quite similar - both seem to have the idea that ever more government control of life is a good idea - as long they're in charge of it. The "right" ("Republicans" are not 'right' as such, just not as 'left' as Democrats, some of whom are beginning to admit/brag about being socialists - consider that Nixon [Republican] engaged in wage & price controls, sakes!) wants to get back to basics, but in Europe that can be more Monarchy or State (which seems rather the same as 'left' to someone one in the US). In the US 'right' is more back to Founder's Ideals of minimal government and leave people alone as much as possible and when in doubt, don't give government more money or power. Yeah, this was being eroded from the very start. Nothing's perfect.

Recall Bad Idea #77: Queen of the Damned? A ballbusting variation of 'King of the Mountain'?

A while back I commissioned  SueaNoi to turn my mere words into a proper picture.

If you are 'watching' me, but not 'watching'  SueaNoi, why not?
And if you can commission  SueaNoi I would suggest you do so - but remember to be patient. It'll be worth the wait.

Now, go look over here and enjoy:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26529385/

Domina-... -ance

Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

The big fellow is well bound and likely on his knees, and his big balls are trapped, the neck of the scrotum strapped down to a table of some sort, rather low. It's plain that a really big and way too heavy domino will crush those balls when it falls. And behind it is a long meandering line of dominoes leading to that big one. The line starts with a bunch of small, regular sized dominoes and they get larger as they get closer to that last one.

Pictured, the line might be a bit blurred to keep the detail from being overwhelming both visually and to save the artist.

And at the very 'far' (it might be close, but is the starting end of the domino trail) is a gal in whatever state of dress and pleasure she might like... either about to push the first domino over, in the act of doing so, or has just so and is watching as the they fall - and watching his expression as he sees the inevitable moving mercilessly toward its painful conclusion.

A variation might have some setup (leaky but strong balloon?) slow the fall of the last domino so the blow becomes a slower crush, all the longer for him to squirm - and her to enjoy the show.


A domino game? It's not 'Matador' is it?