The porn is back.

Gonna make a Noah's arc of furry porn on my flash drive. Two by two, male, female, straight, and gay.

Oh, by the way, I'm sure I'm one of those people that the people who DDoSed FA wanted to hurt. So this last one's for them:

Yiffing in hell and loving it.

Valav out bitches. Fuck on.

Don't take this the wrong way (I secretly don't care), but sometimes (always) I find the boredom a little intolerable (it's total hell). Maybe it's me (it's not me), or perhaps it's my hobbies (the porn), but life doesn't seem to be as engaging as I might have wanted it to be (I'm too bored to add another witty comment). There is no challenge that I permit, and every challenge is insufferably impossible. And thus life drags on interminably for me, with the only good distraction being mindless fornication (and even that I tend to despise).

For those of you waiting for the dramatic reveal or punchline, there is none coming. I'm bored and there is no entertainment adequate to put an end to it, nor even the cheerful distraction of absolute hatred. I am simply bored and numb to the world.

Valav out you douche nozzles or something. I'm not in the mood to insult you properly, nor to actually finish this journal, or this thought.

P.S. I dragged myself through finishing that last thought though. You should be so thankful. I know I'm too good to you. Blow me.

P.P.S. Or eat me out. Fuck if I know.

P.P.P.S. Don't actually... ah screw it. If I actually know, go ahead and fuck. It's the least I can do.

There's an American rock back named "Epic Fall of Eden". Despite having existed since 2003, they are in fact not the first thing to appear in the Google search bar when you search for "Fall of Eden". That position would be taken by an adult furry text-based game (fabulous game by the way). So good job guys; we've successfully choked out a group of performers with porn.

Valav out.

All puns are bad puns, but this pun's the worst.

Bet you'll never guess what the real joke is.

Valav out.

Even though it's hard to get every detail perfect, when such basic details as "what you were trying to do" are ignored or forgotten, you can surely say you'll produce a failure.

Good stuff:

https://e621.net/post/show/456966/a.....n-humor-khajii

Look, I'm sorry if I've been a little on edge recently... Alright, fine, I'm sorry if I've ALWAYS been a little on edge here.

I'm just going through a lot of stuff right now, trying to come to terms with what the rest of my life is going to be like and how I'm going to get through it, and this space here gives me a bit of an escape from it all.

There's just so many idiots in the world, I sometimes wonder if I have enough cruelty and cynicism to take them all down to hell gates with me.

Valav out lllladies.

What the FUCK am I listening to? No, fuck you Laront; what the fuck is this shit?

For those of you considering the life of higher education, consider this:

That sheet of paper at the end of four years does not mean you've learned anything. It just means you could have.

Valav out mother fuckers.

There's nothing good online today. Just my luck, now I'll have to go outside.

What lies are we willing to accept?

Just because you intended good, doesn't mean you didn't cause harm. And if someone is asking you to stop, turning that conversation on them will leave scars they may not forget for years.

Trust me, I still haven't forgiven some of the things people did almost a decade ago. And you won't remember to apologize when it's years later. So do it right then and there.

If you care about the other person, it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong. Hell, it doesn't even matter whose fault it is. If you care, act like it. If you might have caused it, apologize. You don't have to abandon your position, but remember:

If you care about someone, you should never intend to hurt them.

Besides, it's hard to do after the fact.

Valav out.

Play nice.

There's a commercial on that thinks this statement is good advertising: "I really loved the part where the crazy dude just kept saying 'jelly'."

....Guys... I don't even know how to respond to this. Please just see that it's stupid, because if I have to explain it to someone I might need to lie down.

Valav out, I guess.

*sighs*

This was the part where I was supposed to write a well thought out criticism of the way the fandom has made a cliche out of pseudo-rape but instead you get this shit:

When the correct choice of action for those around you is to put a violent end to your life, you may want to amend your ways.

Go suck my genitals. (You know who you are.)

Valav out bitches.

I respect no one who sets as their goal the rejection of another.

Let that one settle in for a bit.

Valav out.

You're god damned right 'thank you'; there is -nothing- you could ever desire more than -my- seal of approval.

Whose opinion could matter more than mine?

Valav out bitches.

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P.S. Seriously, just automatically saying "thanks for the fave" to everyone who faves your art is meaningless. Reaching out to those who appreciate your art is a good thing, don't get me wrong, but just saying, "thanks for the fave" doesn't actually engage your fanbase. It's about as useful as... well, not saying anything. Except this way I know you wanted to do something nice and just didn't do it right.

P.S.S. I know I'm an asshole. I'm writing this right after someone thanked me for faving something of theirs. But this isn't personal, and I'm not saying people who do this are stupid. You can just do it better. And you should if this is what you intend to do.

I'm only going to say it once:

Sometimes it's not about what we do right, but how we handle our mistakes, that truly shows integrity.

Now go get hammered on porn.

Listen people, if there are not enough women available in the fandom for your taste, here's a suggestion:

DATE SOMEONE WHO ISN'T IN THE FANDOM

I don't know why we don't have more girls. Maybe it's society, maybe it's us, probably both.

The point is that you don't have to convert people into the fandom before you date them. If they actually love you, they put up with your craziness. If you ditch the fandom to date someone, what other parts of you are you going to lie about (to them, or to yourself)? And if the fandom isn't part of who you are... you're not a furry.

That's not a harsh critique, it's realistic. If you like furries, you're a furry, and covering that up is, in fact, deception on your part. And if you say furries aren't part of you, then liking them must not be part of you either. And if you don't like furries... you're not one. Get out of here. Stop reading this dammit. Go away you non-fur!! This porn isn't for you, you bastard!!

Get lost motherfuckers.

Valav out.

Yup. I just saw a 56 second long video that outclasses every single other piece of porn I've ever seen or collected. It was, in fact, beautiful, like watching two classical sculptures making love.

That's it. I was made obsolete. This one couple did it right. Game over.

P.S. By "just" I mean I went back to check just now because it seemed inconceivable that this thing existed. It is too god damned early to be looking up porn, when I really need to be eating my miniwheats.

Valav out.

Some people might think the way our Safe For Work mode works is backwards.

I must be getting old to be this damn sentimental. And you know what that means: soon I'll be dead. At least I won't have to put up with myself after that.

Put your back into it.

There's a saying I like:

If everyone thinks your a moron, don't open up your mouth and prove it.

Some people have such beautiful fur, I forget they're being rammed up the ass for a minute.

To be frank, furry pornography surpasses all others in terms of its quality. It's bold, goes down smooth, and doesn't have a strong after taste of third world regret.