http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:35845242

Go check 'em out :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5029235/

Here is her raffle go check it out :3

Come check it out, in their journal~<3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5023772/

Dear  dragonofdarkness13 ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when you when your dog humped my leg outside your office and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your your balls but keeping your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and the apartment building is on fire.

Kiss my butt,

 VampNi




How to do this meme XD

***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),

~(your name)


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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor

I swiped from  dragonofdarkness13

She has another Raffle go check her out X3 http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4813848/

 Stillalive is havin' a Raffle/commission goin' on, you should check her out :3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4807410/

I decided to see what the hell this was about, and hmm, I got some VERY interesting results Owo


http://www.quizfarm.com/quizzes/Sex.....bdsm/index.php



Bondage
68%
Switch
61%
Vanilla
46%
Submissive
39%
Experimental
39%
Sadist
36%
Masochist
36%
Dominant
32%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur
25%
Degradation
7%

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4770256/

Check 'em out~<3

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4767060/

You should see what she's up to :3

Yup,  halopromise is doin' a art Raffle so please go check her out :3
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4063783/

I swiped this from  dragonofdarkness13

Full Name: Seri VampNi
Nickname: Ser
Birthday: November 23
Age: 23
Animal Type: Cheshire Cat/Fox
Born in: Forest in Wonderland
Theme Song: http://youtu.be/BV5td0F1A5I
Gender: Female
Personality: Hyper, crazy, a bit er, 'odd' but is still the sanest one in Wonderland by most standers XP
~~~~~~~
Colors: black/red with some electric blue markin's
Design: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9263126/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9168061/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6972594/
Height: 5'4
Eye Color: Left eye: Gold Right: Green
Accessories: Choker, but since my markin's I really don't need one :3
Nationality: American and possibly British? :/



Likes and Dislikes:
♥: arting, music, playing games, cuddles, floating about, scaring people sometimes mainly Max and or Izaru X3, won't try Jason, he'll shoot me O,o
✖: People who are assholes minus Mystic and Lambert -w- they have reasons..... and people who nag like a whiny ass XP

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Favorite Thing: Tea with my friends always the best X3
Favorite Food: Pasta
Favorie Website: Hmm, Gaia, FA, and DA so three HA!
Favorite Drink: Tea
Favorite Random Thing: Hmm, 'playin' with Max XD
Fear: Hights, and Thunder (sometimes)
Hobby: floating about, writing, role playing, havin' tea parties with friends
Hate With a Passion: THE BLOODY RED QUEEN!


- Where did the name of your fursona come from?
Hmm, Well I was going to use my real name, but decided on goin' with a slight alternate approach to it and then BAM Seri was born X3 and VampNi came after thinkin' about a last name and commin' up blank ;/
- Why did you choose that species?
I love cats and I have two of my own, and so that and I love foxes they are so cute X3

- What color is your fursona and why? Hair/fur/eyes/etc.
Originally I was thinkin' she would have purple and black fur, but decided on red and black and I'm glad I did she turned out even more awesomeer :3

- What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your irl personality?
-w- she has my full blown personality, with a few quirks in it here and there X3

- What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you irl?
I would have to say the fishnet shirt, because I have one and fish net gloves like that as well X3 I love fishnet~<3

- How has your fursona changed over the years?
She has stayed the same since I only have her for a year and not planin' on changin' her, though she does have a sister and a brother now X3

- How long have you had this fursona?
Like I said in the last post since last year so she is still fairly new X3

- Would you like to be more like your fursona?
HELLZ YEAH!

68% (13/19) - Extraversion
Sociable, Irresponsible, Dominant, Lack of reflection, Sensation-seeking, Impulsive, Risk-taking, Expressive, Active
30% (6/20) - Psychoticism
Aggressive, Assertive, Egocentric, Unsympathetic, Manipulative, Achievement-oriented, Dogmatic, Masculine, Tough-minded
70% (16/23) - Neuroticism
Anxious, Depressed, Guilt Feelings, Low self-esteem, Tense, Moody, Hypochondriac, Lack of autonomy, Obsessive
50% (12/24) - Lie Scale
Present oneself in a favourable light according to perceived social norms and values.

I'm still wonderin' how I got these results :/

http://www.xestia.net/tests/epq.php

If anyone wants ta try it XP I got this from  Mattaku_Shinzu

-w- I per say floated away from FA for a while and now just got back ;w; sorry I'm been gone so long XP

[X] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 1

[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 2

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2

[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[X] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 2

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[X] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[X] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[X] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 4

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 2

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to yourself as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[ ] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 2

[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[X] you like to say hi to strangers
[X] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 3

Total:18

then multiply times 2.......for your percent of furry you are.....

stolen from  jademoontail And  dragonofdarkness13

Just post a comment with a Kink or fetish & I'll tell you if it turns me on or off

feel free to post as many as you like

X3 The answers might shock you >:3

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3367417/
They are goin' to do a few freebes :3

The Me Meme, stolen from .....

We've all seen what you can do, now lets see what makes you tick :) Answer the following questions (honestly!) and share with the world who you really are. Ready? Go!

1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Sara

2. How tall are you?
Short. 5'0 or like one of my friends say...'Tiny'! DX

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Black

3. What about eye color?
Brown

4. What orientation are you?
Slightly bi I lean more towards guys XP

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single ~

6. What do you do in your spare time?
Play Video Games, some times draw or write, I also rp on occasion, read manga

7. What's your job?
Tryin' ta keep ma sane from all the craziness that's goin' on at my house, though.....I have no clue where ta start lookin' :/

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
My imagination.....though sometimes it can run wild...or run off without me! XP

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
I guess that I'm too trustin'.........it can be a double edge sword at times XP

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
.......how talkative I can be......which I get from my ma,  Clavuc you know what I mean ay? XP

Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Christian......though I'm very lax on it XP

12. Do you drink?
Every so often, most of the time with ma XD she's a hoot!

13. Do you smoke?
Hell no.

14. What are your fears?
Highest! O,o

15. What are your dreams/goals?
Get into Forensics, and hopefully open my dad's old case since I still think there is some foul play involved!

16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yup, got dumped twice by my first bf over stupid shit! and don' wanna talk about the rest.

Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D

17. Who's your best bud?
I got several,  dragonofdarkness13 ,  Clavuc ,  Kitoth X3 and many more~

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
anythin' that's edible XP

19. Favorite drink?
Just about any drink

20. Favorite color?
Purple, Blue, Red, Green, & Black :3

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
I would have healin' tears/kiss tears for external, & kiss for internal~ :3

22. Favorite movie?
Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

23. Least favorite food?
Even though I'm part Spanish......Mexican food I have no clue how I stopped likin' it XP though I will blame my Step dad since all he ever wanted was Mexican food and nothin' else DX

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Um......*shrugs* a burrito.....for the hell of it.....*gives butt to Ed*

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
Either a Mustang/Charger, or a Cobra XP

Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.

26. Most disliked bug?
Oh, those hug lookin' ant thin's I got stung by one when I was little, it pissed me off! >:C

27. Most hated pet peeves?
Hmm, I guess it would be a hypocrite about thin's ya know they say don't do this, then they turn around & do the thin' they told ya not ta do! XP

28. Dislike in life?
homophobia & People that judges others!

29. Most annoying?
The unemployment rate!

30. Most disliked TV show?
Reality shows XP

That's all I got for now :/

I actually do write not much of a drawer :/ anyways I can't really think of anythin' to write! Here are two of my chap's on DA about my band Crimson~
http://fav.me/d4jjlo4
http://fav.me/d4maiyb
And then when I try to think of somethin' my mind goes blah and I don't know what ta write then DX Anyone have any thoughts on this? :/

this is for kravn


I decided to give away some slots for a male orgy picture. As you probably noticed I'm pretty slow coming up with new artwork so if you ever wanted some art done by me here's your chance!

And its free~! :o


However there are some rules you need to conform to:

- Male characters only! 4 characters, 4 dicks. Sorry ladies ;)
- A full color visual reference of your character is requiered. No text!
- You must watch me!
- Please spread the word! Create a journal linking to this raffle and post it in your comment. If there are enough people in I might consider about doing another raffle later :)
- Please don't send me notes! Comment in this journal. It's easier for me to keep track

For now there are 2 slots that will be given away. I'll either pick 2 characters I really like or generate a random number which wins.
The other characters are my mate sjego and me.

The finished piece will be full-colored with a rather detailed background.

Examples:
- http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6847922/
- http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6163993/


Journal closes on sunday (4th march) Then I pick the winners and start working :)

If you want to tip me you can do it via paypal -> kravnnn[at]googlemail.com
It's not necessary but I'd be very happy if you do so <:]

Please notice that I have NO deadline planned for this. It's for free so I won't hurry.

*edit* wow, I haven't expected that many entries! Thanks a lot for your interest!
I'll probably give away some more slots as a little thank you for you all :))

There is a variety of interesting and hot character references posted, it won't be easy to choose the winners.

Good luck everyone and best regards,

~Kravn

Helloz Kinda new on this site anyways.......while half asleep.....yez! X3 I love Nekos & Anthros X3