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Posted 17 years agoQuick thing to get rid of the other thing.
Post 'flood' is coming in dribs and drabs because I'm trying to colour a lot of things. I got new glasses and new sunglasses, and it's rained or been dull all but one day after I got them, such if life here.
I missed FA, it'll take a little while to get used to it again I think. That is all.
Post 'flood' is coming in dribs and drabs because I'm trying to colour a lot of things. I got new glasses and new sunglasses, and it's rained or been dull all but one day after I got them, such if life here.
I missed FA, it'll take a little while to get used to it again I think. That is all.
All revved up and ready to go
Posted 17 years agoWell, it seems I've not been doing much, but I have been drawing, just not anything I feel warrants posting. I've been all over the place, having bad art days a lot.
Meaning to ink things and never quite getting there and struggling with some gift art, ah, but I'm trying, I promise.
In other news.... there isn't much other news... I've been rummaging around for new music and videos. Been stuck on MSI's new album and Ramones stuff, including one of the tribute albums. It's fun to put the original on before the cover just to see how different or not they sound.
And while we're on the subject of New Yorkers, why is it that I seem to know of a million male New Yorkers (mostly bands) yet I hardly know any of the ladies? Come on ladies, where are you?
Meaning to ink things and never quite getting there and struggling with some gift art, ah, but I'm trying, I promise.
In other news.... there isn't much other news... I've been rummaging around for new music and videos. Been stuck on MSI's new album and Ramones stuff, including one of the tribute albums. It's fun to put the original on before the cover just to see how different or not they sound.
And while we're on the subject of New Yorkers, why is it that I seem to know of a million male New Yorkers (mostly bands) yet I hardly know any of the ladies? Come on ladies, where are you?
That's entertainment?
Posted 17 years agoWell, that's what I thought..
I was just looking through some of the videos I watch and decided I may as well share some of them, not paying attention to the ones that most of you will know because... um.. I got linked to them from here x3.
Most of the videos will be music videos, and I'm sad because two of my favourite videos were taken down. Crap. With that being said, on with the show.
Music
David Jordan - Sun goes down
Not so much for the video, but for the song, my newest addiction, it's on repeat as I type.
U.N.K.L.E. & Thom Yorke
One of my favourite music videos ever. Persevere with it, there's a twist at the end that I went 'WHOA' to the first time I saw it.
Bradford Reed - Extra fine point
He made this instrument himself and has been refining it for over 20 years. This just hypnotises me, I wish I could have a go of it myself.
Prodigy - Smack my bitch up
WARNING - This video has naked bodies, drug use, violence and sex in it. So if you don't have an account you can't see it, and if you can't watch that kinda stuff and do have an account, don't click it. I warned you. Like this for the song and the video.
Supergrass - Mary
I remember this when if first came out, they wouldn't show the full thing uncut on tv. I only ever saw it once on tv without bits cut out. In retrospect either the censors were a bit overbearing, or I've just got a lot more... accustomed to violence and gore haha.
Comedy
Bill Bailey - Drugged food
Usually I wouldn't say this but... I LOL'd. Bill Bailey is one of the most surreal and funny comedians I know. And with audience participation you can tell he's not just a 'joke teller'.
The Reagans - Say yes to drugs
Starting to see a pattern? I don't really have a one track mind.... There are at least two tracks, I promise.
Candle Jack - Freakazoid
Oh the nineties... full of so many awesome cartoons.... Not like now :< I used to be obsessed with this guy but this is the only full cartoon I can seem to find.
Monkey Dust - Paedofinder General
The height of UK satircal animation. In a society where 'innocent until proven guilty' is usurped by tabloid headlines, the Paedofinder General is here to lynch anyone remotely suspicious. Not a kids show
Monkey Dust - The Internet is Expanding!
This made me laugh until I cried the first time I saw it.
Phew. I think that's enough for now, I didn't mean for this to take as long as it did, but I ended up watching half of the videos I was linking to x3. This is just a small portion of the things I watch to amuse me, and this is only the stuff I've kept.
Next time... websites.. *cracks knuckles*
I was just looking through some of the videos I watch and decided I may as well share some of them, not paying attention to the ones that most of you will know because... um.. I got linked to them from here x3.
Most of the videos will be music videos, and I'm sad because two of my favourite videos were taken down. Crap. With that being said, on with the show.
Music
David Jordan - Sun goes down
Not so much for the video, but for the song, my newest addiction, it's on repeat as I type.
U.N.K.L.E. & Thom Yorke
One of my favourite music videos ever. Persevere with it, there's a twist at the end that I went 'WHOA' to the first time I saw it.
Bradford Reed - Extra fine point
He made this instrument himself and has been refining it for over 20 years. This just hypnotises me, I wish I could have a go of it myself.
Prodigy - Smack my bitch up
WARNING - This video has naked bodies, drug use, violence and sex in it. So if you don't have an account you can't see it, and if you can't watch that kinda stuff and do have an account, don't click it. I warned you. Like this for the song and the video.
Supergrass - Mary
I remember this when if first came out, they wouldn't show the full thing uncut on tv. I only ever saw it once on tv without bits cut out. In retrospect either the censors were a bit overbearing, or I've just got a lot more... accustomed to violence and gore haha.
Comedy
Bill Bailey - Drugged food
Usually I wouldn't say this but... I LOL'd. Bill Bailey is one of the most surreal and funny comedians I know. And with audience participation you can tell he's not just a 'joke teller'.
The Reagans - Say yes to drugs
Starting to see a pattern? I don't really have a one track mind.... There are at least two tracks, I promise.
Candle Jack - Freakazoid
Oh the nineties... full of so many awesome cartoons.... Not like now :< I used to be obsessed with this guy but this is the only full cartoon I can seem to find.
Monkey Dust - Paedofinder General
The height of UK satircal animation. In a society where 'innocent until proven guilty' is usurped by tabloid headlines, the Paedofinder General is here to lynch anyone remotely suspicious. Not a kids show
Monkey Dust - The Internet is Expanding!
This made me laugh until I cried the first time I saw it.
Phew. I think that's enough for now, I didn't mean for this to take as long as it did, but I ended up watching half of the videos I was linking to x3. This is just a small portion of the things I watch to amuse me, and this is only the stuff I've kept.
Next time... websites.. *cracks knuckles*
Last.fm
Posted 17 years agoFor anyone who's nosy about the stuff I listen to and has it, I'm on there and listening to stuff.
I'm KitchenLeopard (don't ask) Look me up. I'm bored.
I'm KitchenLeopard (don't ask) Look me up. I'm bored.
Okay, I'll bite
Posted 17 years agoStolen from 
zooni of course...
Age: 23
Where did you grow up: Central Scotland
WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
brook, but there's a scottish word that I wanted to use instead but I've forgot it :<
2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Trolly
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
uh.. a tray? I've no idea..
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
frying pan
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
couch
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
gutter
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
um.. conservatory, gazebo?
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
fizzy juice x3
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
pancakes
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
a sub
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
swimming trunks
12. Shoes worn for sports.
trainers!
13. Putting a room in order.
tidying up?
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
firefly
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
uh.. woodlouse! that's the one!
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
see saw
17. How do you eat your pizza?
... what the hell's this got do with dialect?
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
a yard sale? .. they're not really big here, if you want peoples old stuff you go to a bring-and-buy sale or something
19. What's the evening meal?
dinner
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
basement.. we don't have a basement, not many people do, the boiler's in the kitchen
always the best one...
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
fountain... I've never seen one here either
zooni of course...Age: 23
Where did you grow up: Central Scotland
WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
brook, but there's a scottish word that I wanted to use instead but I've forgot it :<
2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Trolly
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
uh.. a tray? I've no idea..
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
frying pan
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
couch
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
gutter
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
um.. conservatory, gazebo?
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
fizzy juice x3
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
pancakes
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
a sub
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
swimming trunks
12. Shoes worn for sports.
trainers!
13. Putting a room in order.
tidying up?
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
firefly
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
uh.. woodlouse! that's the one!
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
see saw
17. How do you eat your pizza?
... what the hell's this got do with dialect?
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
a yard sale? .. they're not really big here, if you want peoples old stuff you go to a bring-and-buy sale or something
19. What's the evening meal?
dinner
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
basement.. we don't have a basement, not many people do, the boiler's in the kitchen
always the best one...
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
fountain... I've never seen one here either
I swear, they were blue!
Posted 17 years agoYes, earlier today my lips were blue and my face was whiter than usual. I think I nearly passed out and it was all from pain.
Ugh. I had to go back to bed, and after I leave I'm going to have tea and cookies and nap :< I really want to draw and have wanted to for the past few days but I was too busy inking to draw anything new.
If I feel a lot better I'll doodle some later, I know what I want to sketch for once. No promises, but I'll try my best, we'll see how it goes. To anyone who may be interested enough to worry, you don't need to, and that I can promise.
Just a placeholder journal until, well, until I write another one.
Ugh. I had to go back to bed, and after I leave I'm going to have tea and cookies and nap :< I really want to draw and have wanted to for the past few days but I was too busy inking to draw anything new.
If I feel a lot better I'll doodle some later, I know what I want to sketch for once. No promises, but I'll try my best, we'll see how it goes. To anyone who may be interested enough to worry, you don't need to, and that I can promise.
Just a placeholder journal until, well, until I write another one.
A sort of despondency
Posted 17 years agoNeh. I feel a little sick and down, but I'm not getting into it because I'll regret it later.
I'n other news I'm working on something intricate .. that .. yeah.. you'll see.
I'n other news I'm working on something intricate .. that .. yeah.. you'll see.
How To Get Famous On FA
Posted 17 years agoNOTE NOTE NOTE : For God/Buddha/Allah/Jah's sake, this is meant to be satire, don't take it seriously, dude. Just don't. Don't even try to make this personal or I'll set the f*ckin' leeches on ya.
How to get famous on art sites
1. Draw well.
Perhaps the most controvertial idea on this list is the idea that drawing well could actually help you to get those all important views and comments. Drawing well, however, has it's drawbacks, which may include actually having to spend more than 5 minutes on a piece (In some cases I've heard it go up to 10 or even 15 minutes!). This is definately not an option for those of a nervous disposistion or those with other mental problems, the prolonged concentration alone has been known to cause perfectly normal people to turn into gibbering wrecks after the first 3 minutes, clutching at their chests and screaming about wrist cramps and number 2 pencils breaking. Chilling stuff indeed.
2. Be recognisable.
People wont visit your page if they don't know who you are at a glance, people are b******* that way. Your first port of call is an easily recognisable style, the most fruitful are ones that are already well established in the community. Why not try some Sonic mary janes? Or some Lion king/disney style? And don't worry about plagerism, all you need to do is put a big eyelashes and a bow on their heads for girls, or change the eye colour for the guys. Another way to be recognisable is to get an icon that will stick in everyone's head, most likely to be your favourite character. But make sure never to draw this yourself, keep the mystery of your own skill level until they click onto your page, it'll get you another view!
3. Be nice.
Something that is not often found in the anonymity of "the interwub", niceness can be a useful tool in upping your view count by well placed friendly behavior and kind gestures. Being nice can have the good points of people commenting on your works out of pity, but we all love a good pity comment now and then. Being nice takes a long time to work, and the benefits may not be obvious at first, but the upsides may include giftart and random instances of "glomping". Practise ass-kissing at a professional level, make sure you make everyone know that you love everything about everything that everyone did.. ever! Further study should include observing and taking notes on celebrity assitants, low level
politicians, and people in the office vying for promotions.
4. Be a bile-filed, teeth-flashing, growling ass****.
True, this option is usually only reserved for the already famous, but why not hone these skills along with your art? Practice being spiteful in your mirror, reherse what you'd say to a lowly fan who just told you they like your work. Make sure to insult them on every level you can, snort at them and turn your nose up, make them understand that even being permitted to comment on your work is a priviledge that they should not take for granted. Undermine their confidence to make you feel better, insult everything you can find, and remember, a real pro can fit a disparaging remark encompassing physical, mental, and artistic traits into a single sentence, so keep practising.
5. Draw porn.
It's what we're here for. Porn porn porn. It's what the internet was made for. When drawing porn you don't need to worry about anatomy or impossibilty. In fact, when drawing porn it's actually more beneficial to be as out of the realms of probability as you can manage. Draw a horse with a mouse, or an elephant with a grasshopper. And always make sure that the boobs are huge and the c**ks are pulsating.
6. Have friends in high places
As an offshot of point three, this is also something you can work on to save time. Instead of wasting your time with the commoners, try to work your way into the hearts and minds of one or two of the people you'd most like to emulate. Pick your favourite artist and stroke their ego, draw them giftart and get in their good books. If you play your cards right they might even draw you things too, all while you claw your way up the ladder on the back of their success. Always make sure to have a back-up hero if your first choice turns out to be a subscriber to point number four. You may have to work through 3 or 4 of these people before hitting on one who works for you, but be patient. This is the most fun way to get famous.
7. Draw porn
No seriously. Draw Porn.
How to get famous on art sites
1. Draw well.
Perhaps the most controvertial idea on this list is the idea that drawing well could actually help you to get those all important views and comments. Drawing well, however, has it's drawbacks, which may include actually having to spend more than 5 minutes on a piece (In some cases I've heard it go up to 10 or even 15 minutes!). This is definately not an option for those of a nervous disposistion or those with other mental problems, the prolonged concentration alone has been known to cause perfectly normal people to turn into gibbering wrecks after the first 3 minutes, clutching at their chests and screaming about wrist cramps and number 2 pencils breaking. Chilling stuff indeed.
2. Be recognisable.
People wont visit your page if they don't know who you are at a glance, people are b******* that way. Your first port of call is an easily recognisable style, the most fruitful are ones that are already well established in the community. Why not try some Sonic mary janes? Or some Lion king/disney style? And don't worry about plagerism, all you need to do is put a big eyelashes and a bow on their heads for girls, or change the eye colour for the guys. Another way to be recognisable is to get an icon that will stick in everyone's head, most likely to be your favourite character. But make sure never to draw this yourself, keep the mystery of your own skill level until they click onto your page, it'll get you another view!
3. Be nice.
Something that is not often found in the anonymity of "the interwub", niceness can be a useful tool in upping your view count by well placed friendly behavior and kind gestures. Being nice can have the good points of people commenting on your works out of pity, but we all love a good pity comment now and then. Being nice takes a long time to work, and the benefits may not be obvious at first, but the upsides may include giftart and random instances of "glomping". Practise ass-kissing at a professional level, make sure you make everyone know that you love everything about everything that everyone did.. ever! Further study should include observing and taking notes on celebrity assitants, low level
politicians, and people in the office vying for promotions.
4. Be a bile-filed, teeth-flashing, growling ass****.
True, this option is usually only reserved for the already famous, but why not hone these skills along with your art? Practice being spiteful in your mirror, reherse what you'd say to a lowly fan who just told you they like your work. Make sure to insult them on every level you can, snort at them and turn your nose up, make them understand that even being permitted to comment on your work is a priviledge that they should not take for granted. Undermine their confidence to make you feel better, insult everything you can find, and remember, a real pro can fit a disparaging remark encompassing physical, mental, and artistic traits into a single sentence, so keep practising.
5. Draw porn.
It's what we're here for. Porn porn porn. It's what the internet was made for. When drawing porn you don't need to worry about anatomy or impossibilty. In fact, when drawing porn it's actually more beneficial to be as out of the realms of probability as you can manage. Draw a horse with a mouse, or an elephant with a grasshopper. And always make sure that the boobs are huge and the c**ks are pulsating.
6. Have friends in high places
As an offshot of point three, this is also something you can work on to save time. Instead of wasting your time with the commoners, try to work your way into the hearts and minds of one or two of the people you'd most like to emulate. Pick your favourite artist and stroke their ego, draw them giftart and get in their good books. If you play your cards right they might even draw you things too, all while you claw your way up the ladder on the back of their success. Always make sure to have a back-up hero if your first choice turns out to be a subscriber to point number four. You may have to work through 3 or 4 of these people before hitting on one who works for you, but be patient. This is the most fun way to get famous.
7. Draw porn
No seriously. Draw Porn.
D.W.I ?
Posted 17 years agoDrawing While Intoxicated... Seems to work quite well for me.
The thing is.. what I've been doing is art trades, being send out to two awesome people
hazard and zooni, and since I want them to be a suprise I'm not able to post what I've been doing until they get their stuff.
Just a note to assure people that I am still being.. sorta productive, just not in anyway way I can show at the moment.
On another note, good news and bad news on the pc situation. Well.. I've moved everything over onto an external HD and.. since I've done that, (fingers crossed) the pc hasn't freaked out again... yet...
The bad news is, a deposit has already been paid on a new pc that should be ready sometime between friday and tuesday to my reckoning. And while the idea of a new pc that's four times faster and better than this one is good... It still puzzles/worries me that maybe it was something in amongst all my files that was making the pc freak out just by being on the pc. But the only things I moved were drawings and music...
I'm at a loss..
The thing is.. what I've been doing is art trades, being send out to two awesome people
hazard and zooni, and since I want them to be a suprise I'm not able to post what I've been doing until they get their stuff.Just a note to assure people that I am still being.. sorta productive, just not in anyway way I can show at the moment.
On another note, good news and bad news on the pc situation. Well.. I've moved everything over onto an external HD and.. since I've done that, (fingers crossed) the pc hasn't freaked out again... yet...
The bad news is, a deposit has already been paid on a new pc that should be ready sometime between friday and tuesday to my reckoning. And while the idea of a new pc that's four times faster and better than this one is good... It still puzzles/worries me that maybe it was something in amongst all my files that was making the pc freak out just by being on the pc. But the only things I moved were drawings and music...
I'm at a loss..
A new pc
Posted 17 years agoA new pc... yes. This one's burnt out.
A new pc and less time on it too, like that'll make me get to sleep earlier. I'll still be awake just not here.
Egh, I'm tired though, sleep is the enemy :<
Okay, whatever.
A new pc and less time on it too, like that'll make me get to sleep earlier. I'll still be awake just not here.
Egh, I'm tired though, sleep is the enemy :<
Okay, whatever.
On the bandwagon
Posted 17 years agoYeah, it's the movie thing.. I just thought it'd be fun, there's going to be a couple of obvious ones I'm afraid, but what can I say? x3
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
6. Those who guess correctly, if they are inclined to do so, can do it themselves, if you want.
Okay, here goes
1. Your hard-on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating what should be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on a bus.
dae
2. Bob had bitch tits. dae
3. Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss! zooni
4. Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm it has caused me.
5. You had a bullet from World War I in your leg, James! How did it get there?
6. I had tried singing once and they threw tomatoes so after the show I had a nice salad.
7. Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you. dae
8. Are you classified as human?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle. dae
9. Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab zooni
10. I say we kill 'em!
I say we hump 'em.
I say we eat crumpets and tea.
Tasty! Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say "I."
I! zooni AND dae
11. Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.
12. Is he dead?
That's the problem. He was dead to begin with.
13. We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!
14. We always knew you were a whoopsie...
15. If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
okay, figure THAT lot out! x3
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
6. Those who guess correctly, if they are inclined to do so, can do it themselves, if you want.
Okay, here goes
1. Your hard-on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating what should be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on a bus.
dae2. Bob had bitch tits.
dae3. Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss!
zooni4. Here's to five miserable months on the wagon, and all the irreparable harm it has caused me.
5. You had a bullet from World War I in your leg, James! How did it get there?
6. I had tried singing once and they threw tomatoes so after the show I had a nice salad.
7. Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you.
dae8. Are you classified as human?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
dae9. Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab
zooni 10. I say we kill 'em!
I say we hump 'em.
I say we eat crumpets and tea.
Tasty! Crumpets and tea. All in favor of crumpets and tea, say "I."
I!
zooni AND dae11. Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.
12. Is he dead?
That's the problem. He was dead to begin with.
13. We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!
14. We always knew you were a whoopsie...
15. If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
okay, figure THAT lot out! x3
In The Psycho Zone
Posted 17 years agoThis is a journal for random thoughts, read if you want an insight to how a Salami works.
* I'm thinking of doing fanart... GASP, But I will not tell of whom, because where's the fun in that?
* I'm reading a 730 page book. A collection of letters to and from Hunter S. Thompson from 1968-1976.
* It's my birthday tomorrow, haha. I still think I'm 18.
* I have been fine-tuning my impression of a female Joey Ramone, a Joanne Ramone if you will.. It's coming along nicely. Slurring is fun.
* I have something else planned, but again I'm giving no details incase my immense unreliability or general 'meh'ness screws it up.
* I'm on the crazck.
* Mitä vittua?
* How can I go from the Doors to
Renard_V http://www.furaffinity.net/view/998033/ ?
* There is no shower or bath in the house, it's all be smashed up and taken away. All that's there are rotted floor boards. It's just as well I'm a dirty hippie at heart and don't mind a few days/weeks without bathing haha. I don't stink, really?
* I finally got my best friend to read Good Omens and she loved it. I got to gloat over her so much.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY.
I love you guys. I <3 you Zooni and HAZARD.
I love all my watchers and hope I ain't disappointing anyone.
Over to you guys, and ....
Kuka minä olen? Minne olemme menossa?
* I'm thinking of doing fanart... GASP, But I will not tell of whom, because where's the fun in that?
* I'm reading a 730 page book. A collection of letters to and from Hunter S. Thompson from 1968-1976.
* It's my birthday tomorrow, haha. I still think I'm 18.
* I have been fine-tuning my impression of a female Joey Ramone, a Joanne Ramone if you will.. It's coming along nicely. Slurring is fun.
* I have something else planned, but again I'm giving no details incase my immense unreliability or general 'meh'ness screws it up.
* I'm on the crazck.
* Mitä vittua?
* How can I go from the Doors to
Renard_V http://www.furaffinity.net/view/998033/ ?* There is no shower or bath in the house, it's all be smashed up and taken away. All that's there are rotted floor boards. It's just as well I'm a dirty hippie at heart and don't mind a few days/weeks without bathing haha. I don't stink, really?
* I finally got my best friend to read Good Omens and she loved it. I got to gloat over her so much.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY.
I love you guys. I <3 you
Zooni and HAZARD.I love all my watchers and hope I ain't disappointing anyone.
Over to you guys, and ....
Kuka minä olen? Minne olemme menossa?
What do you think?
Posted 17 years agoI'm bound to not get ... (m)any comments but..
Does anyone actually want to see more sketches? I draw a lot more than I post, so what's the verdict?
Does anyone actually want to see more sketches? I draw a lot more than I post, so what's the verdict?
God Damn Birthdays
Posted 17 years agoYes.. everyone seems to be having a birthday..... Including me..
I hate writing these things x3, I feel like I may as well put a big "DRAW ME S**T" on the page. X3
I'm... I feel old.. so whatever.. x3 GUH
I hate writing these things x3, I feel like I may as well put a big "DRAW ME S**T" on the page. X3
I'm... I feel old.. so whatever.. x3 GUH
Like whoa..
Posted 18 years agoReally.. there's not a lot to say, so I'll just say random things, I just want that last journal off the page because my arm is fine now!
Fine. And. Dandy.
I'm pretty hyper. Usually I don't have soda so this can of dr. pepper is making me sugar twitch like a b-.. like something that twitches.
As a note, I'd like to say a general "thanks dude!" to all the watchers and the folk that just kinda stumble here randomly. But c'mon guys, you wanna say somethng some time? Or has everything just sucked too much to comment on? haha x3
Fine. And. Dandy.
I'm pretty hyper. Usually I don't have soda so this can of dr. pepper is making me sugar twitch like a b-.. like something that twitches.
As a note, I'd like to say a general "thanks dude!" to all the watchers and the folk that just kinda stumble here randomly. But c'mon guys, you wanna say somethng some time? Or has everything just sucked too much to comment on? haha x3
Oh the pain... *melodramatic swoon*
Posted 18 years agoSo I've had this horrible pain in my left arm for three days, starting from my shoulder blade/neck right down to my finger tips. It came on over night and I've three possible suspects.
1. carrying a heavy bag on my left shoulder for a few hours on saturday
2. reading a massively heavy book in bed and holding up the heavy side with my left hand
or...
3. carpal tunnel...
The last one I've read about and I can't remember ever having any other symptoms. The confysing thing is, it's not my right arm.. my right arm which I also draw with for hours with, which regularly aches after such sessions.. Not that I'm complaining about it being my left, just a bit bewildered.
I'd like the owie to go away now plzkthx, I can't sleep properly with it and wake up in pain which is never a nice thing.
1. carrying a heavy bag on my left shoulder for a few hours on saturday
2. reading a massively heavy book in bed and holding up the heavy side with my left hand
or...
3. carpal tunnel...
The last one I've read about and I can't remember ever having any other symptoms. The confysing thing is, it's not my right arm.. my right arm which I also draw with for hours with, which regularly aches after such sessions.. Not that I'm complaining about it being my left, just a bit bewildered.
I'd like the owie to go away now plzkthx, I can't sleep properly with it and wake up in pain which is never a nice thing.
Bringin' home the bacon
Posted 18 years agoI am a happy Salami, one of my photos totally got onto ilovebacon.com X3
I can only say one thing...
SCORE X3
http://www.ilovebacon.com/011508/d.shtml
I can only say one thing...
SCORE X3
http://www.ilovebacon.com/011508/d.shtml
God damn you Zooni
Posted 18 years agothat got your attention, didnt it!? >>
ganked from... zooni
1. Can you cook?
I think so... a little...
2. What was your dream growing up?
Uh I wanted to be a comic artist or a policewoman >>; wtf
3. What talent do you wish you had?
The talent... to not want to eat? uh?
4. Favorite place?
Borders >>
5. Favorite vegetable/s?
Brussel sprouts, seriously
6. What was the last book you read?
I know it only asked for one but >>
The picture of Dorian Grey - Oscar Wilde
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson, oh yes
Moab is my Washpot - Stephen Fry
Scottish legends and folk tales,
and now I'm onto the complete works of Edgar Allen Poe
BAM
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Pisces
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
both ears and my lip stud, I want a tattoo, but I don't have the money
9. Worst Habit?
I'm not even going to answer, it'd take too long
10. What was the last thing you touched besides the keyboard?
My fuggen mouse x3
11. What is your favorite sport?
*thinks on this* ... kick boxing
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
negative :<
13. Can you eat 50 hot wings?
I don't think I can eat 50 anythings...
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I don't want to think about this
15. Tell me one weird fact about you
Um.. um.. um.. I.. have a thing for really tall guys with long long hair? .. is that weird?
16. Do you have any pets?
Not anymore, my baby Schafer is no longer with us, she was a miniture schnauzer, really mini, just 12 inches tall
17. What’s the weirdest pet you’ve owned?
nothing really weird..
18. Where are you?
Past the point of delirium
19. What is the dumbest thing you’ve done while intoxicated?
Uh.. let a trapdoor smack me on the head because I forgot to hold it.. I wasn't alcohol-intoxicated though........... yeah, you get it now
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
nuuuuuuhhhhh... no comment
21. Weapon of choice?
A rapier wit, a good sence of irony, and a dash of satire >x>
22. What color eyes do you have in real life?
dark brown
23. Ever been arrested?
noooo >ш> god knows why not though, with all the illegal crap I've done
24. Bottle or Draft?
Nuh uh, no likey beer, thanks
25. If you found a $100 bill on the ground, what would you do?
$100? but then I'd need to find a place to change the money, and I'd only end up with about £50... too much effort... then again...
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
I don't chew bubble gum, it gets stuck to my lip stud
27. Where’s your favorite place to hang out?
Borders or the modern art gallery
28. Do you like your room cold or hot?
warm, I'm cold all the time
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Draw, rp, read and watch movies
30. Do you swear a lot?
I don't think I swear a lot.. I don't like people who swear a lot in real life. I just swear if i get really frustrated, confused or I hurt myself
31. Biggest pet peeve?
people who hunt for "sport"
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Eccentric
33. What’s your shoe size?
an 8 here, i think.. an 11 over in the u.s.
34. Do you have the same features (eye color, body size) as your furry character?
um.. Kinda..
35. What is your favorite outfit?
ummm... for around the house, baggy light grey sweater, dark jeans. For going out.. black long shorts, long black and red stripey socks, black chucks, and a girly top, cos I'm awesome
36. Favorite image in all of the internet?
I can't answer that
37. How many windows/tabs do you have open?
one window, two tabs
38. What's your desktop image?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/990134/ X3
39. What shampoo do you use?
um.. some one that's meant to stop colour fading
40. What cologne do you use?
None
41) Why don't you give up?
I could give up whenever I wanted, I'm not addicted, I just like it, y'hear? >>
ganked from...
zooni1. Can you cook?
I think so... a little...
2. What was your dream growing up?
Uh I wanted to be a comic artist or a policewoman >>; wtf
3. What talent do you wish you had?
The talent... to not want to eat? uh?
4. Favorite place?
Borders >>
5. Favorite vegetable/s?
Brussel sprouts, seriously
6. What was the last book you read?
I know it only asked for one but >>
The picture of Dorian Grey - Oscar Wilde
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson, oh yes
Moab is my Washpot - Stephen Fry
Scottish legends and folk tales,
and now I'm onto the complete works of Edgar Allen Poe
BAM
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Pisces
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
both ears and my lip stud, I want a tattoo, but I don't have the money
9. Worst Habit?
I'm not even going to answer, it'd take too long
10. What was the last thing you touched besides the keyboard?
My fuggen mouse x3
11. What is your favorite sport?
*thinks on this* ... kick boxing
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
negative :<
13. Can you eat 50 hot wings?
I don't think I can eat 50 anythings...
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I don't want to think about this
15. Tell me one weird fact about you
Um.. um.. um.. I.. have a thing for really tall guys with long long hair? .. is that weird?
16. Do you have any pets?
Not anymore, my baby Schafer is no longer with us, she was a miniture schnauzer, really mini, just 12 inches tall
17. What’s the weirdest pet you’ve owned?
nothing really weird..
18. Where are you?
Past the point of delirium
19. What is the dumbest thing you’ve done while intoxicated?
Uh.. let a trapdoor smack me on the head because I forgot to hold it.. I wasn't alcohol-intoxicated though........... yeah, you get it now
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
nuuuuuuhhhhh... no comment
21. Weapon of choice?
A rapier wit, a good sence of irony, and a dash of satire >x>
22. What color eyes do you have in real life?
dark brown
23. Ever been arrested?
noooo >ш> god knows why not though, with all the illegal crap I've done
24. Bottle or Draft?
Nuh uh, no likey beer, thanks
25. If you found a $100 bill on the ground, what would you do?
$100? but then I'd need to find a place to change the money, and I'd only end up with about £50... too much effort... then again...
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
I don't chew bubble gum, it gets stuck to my lip stud
27. Where’s your favorite place to hang out?
Borders or the modern art gallery
28. Do you like your room cold or hot?
warm, I'm cold all the time
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Draw, rp, read and watch movies
30. Do you swear a lot?
I don't think I swear a lot.. I don't like people who swear a lot in real life. I just swear if i get really frustrated, confused or I hurt myself
31. Biggest pet peeve?
people who hunt for "sport"
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Eccentric
33. What’s your shoe size?
an 8 here, i think.. an 11 over in the u.s.
34. Do you have the same features (eye color, body size) as your furry character?
um.. Kinda..
35. What is your favorite outfit?
ummm... for around the house, baggy light grey sweater, dark jeans. For going out.. black long shorts, long black and red stripey socks, black chucks, and a girly top, cos I'm awesome
36. Favorite image in all of the internet?
I can't answer that
37. How many windows/tabs do you have open?
one window, two tabs
38. What's your desktop image?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/990134/ X3
39. What shampoo do you use?
um.. some one that's meant to stop colour fading
40. What cologne do you use?
None
41) Why don't you give up?
I could give up whenever I wanted, I'm not addicted, I just like it, y'hear? >>
I Solemnly Promise...
Posted 18 years agoI promise to always apologise for:
Being immensely unreliable
Manipulating people, especially friends
Breaking promises
Hurting others
Not admitting I have talents
Being a screw-up
Being distant, in every sense
Listening to the same CD for weeks at a time
Being incredibly shallow
Worrying people on purpose
Hiding
Not finishing what I start
Being disconnected to reality
Wishing I were someone else
Leading people on
Running at the first signs of true lasting affection
I promise to never apologise for:
Crying
Finding anyone, of any gender, species, race or age attractive
Finding anyone, of any gender, species, race or age unattractive
The films, books, music, or art I like
The clothes I wear
The state my hair is in
Being a woman
Loving anything at all
Taking legal or illegal drugs
Swearing profusely or creatively
Saying no to things I don't want to do
Hurting myself
Things too far past to make a difference
My sense of humour
My propensity to making use of a veritable menagerie of flowery and entirely over-the-top language.
Saying "downright", "apparently" and "dude" altogether too much
Being nostalgic
Not living up to other peoples expectations
Wishing I still smoked, and knowing that I would again in a heart beat
Being unclassifiable
Hoping I'm unclassifiable
Not getting caught
All this I swear to you, on Bible, Torah, Koran, my book of S.T. Coleridge and Hunter S. Thompson.
What do you promise?
Being immensely unreliable
Manipulating people, especially friends
Breaking promises
Hurting others
Not admitting I have talents
Being a screw-up
Being distant, in every sense
Listening to the same CD for weeks at a time
Being incredibly shallow
Worrying people on purpose
Hiding
Not finishing what I start
Being disconnected to reality
Wishing I were someone else
Leading people on
Running at the first signs of true lasting affection
I promise to never apologise for:
Crying
Finding anyone, of any gender, species, race or age attractive
Finding anyone, of any gender, species, race or age unattractive
The films, books, music, or art I like
The clothes I wear
The state my hair is in
Being a woman
Loving anything at all
Taking legal or illegal drugs
Swearing profusely or creatively
Saying no to things I don't want to do
Hurting myself
Things too far past to make a difference
My sense of humour
My propensity to making use of a veritable menagerie of flowery and entirely over-the-top language.
Saying "downright", "apparently" and "dude" altogether too much
Being nostalgic
Not living up to other peoples expectations
Wishing I still smoked, and knowing that I would again in a heart beat
Being unclassifiable
Hoping I'm unclassifiable
Not getting caught
All this I swear to you, on Bible, Torah, Koran, my book of S.T. Coleridge and Hunter S. Thompson.
What do you promise?
and I called him Dr. Bonzo...
Posted 18 years agoIt's been a bit of a mad week, but right now I'm getting sick, which is lovely.. Getting sick over the holidays is something my body has been great at since I was old enough to actually have holidays.
Other than that, I did manage to get the Led Zeppelin greatest hits album thing >> and have been listening to that straight for... 4 and a half days. It's all good, every new cd I get gets played non stop for about a week if I really like it.
In other news, I got a little skeleton puppy toy which is adorable, I may post a picture later. I decided to call him Dr.Bonzo >> if anyone can guess what the two influences of his name are, then I'll... give you a cookie or something.
If you can guess the easy one, then I'll go yay, if you can guess the other one, I'll be impressed! and maybe doodle after I get better. MAYBE. This is not a gift art post. Sorry.
Still love you all, though!
Other than that, I did manage to get the Led Zeppelin greatest hits album thing >> and have been listening to that straight for... 4 and a half days. It's all good, every new cd I get gets played non stop for about a week if I really like it.
In other news, I got a little skeleton puppy toy which is adorable, I may post a picture later. I decided to call him Dr.Bonzo >> if anyone can guess what the two influences of his name are, then I'll... give you a cookie or something.
If you can guess the easy one, then I'll go yay, if you can guess the other one, I'll be impressed! and maybe doodle after I get better. MAYBE. This is not a gift art post. Sorry.
Still love you all, though!
From Vivaldi to Swedish Punk
Posted 18 years agoI'm tired and all on my lonesome *sad face* At least if no-one's on then I can do crappy colouring? It's wwings and roundabouts >x>
How can I be bored when I'm doing stuff? Am I missing the point of boredom here?
I really don't have anything to say just now haha, this is the boredom speaking, I wish it was something more interesting talking... *grins*
How can I be bored when I'm doing stuff? Am I missing the point of boredom here?
I really don't have anything to say just now haha, this is the boredom speaking, I wish it was something more interesting talking... *grins*
Go with the flow..
Posted 18 years agoI have something planned... I can say no more >3>
Other than hello everyone! I'm going to be trying hard to finish things and not just bomb y'all with crappy sketches, and ... I'll try to colour things too I think ...
Either way.. pleasure to be here again?
P.S. anyone know how to change my featured submission? am I missing something obvious like a huge "CHANGE FEATURED SUBMISSION, YO" button somewhere?
Other than hello everyone! I'm going to be trying hard to finish things and not just bomb y'all with crappy sketches, and ... I'll try to colour things too I think ...
Either way.. pleasure to be here again?
P.S. anyone know how to change my featured submission? am I missing something obvious like a huge "CHANGE FEATURED SUBMISSION, YO" button somewhere?
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