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Posted 11 years agoHey, fillies and colts! Vinyl Scratch here, bringing you news from Equestria and beyond!
I know you've been waiting to hear about my trip through dimensions, so I won't keep you waiting. You are not going to believe this.
So, Lyra and I broke into the castle. It was touch and go, but I just happen to be an expert at sneaking through air vents, so we got in pretty easily. We only almost got caught once, but I neutralized the threat with a straw and an expertly deployed spit wad.
We got to the top of the castle and stepped through the mirror and - this is the wild part - Lyra was right.
HUMANS ARE REAL.
They were everywhere in their convention thing! And I have to tell you: they really know how to par-tay! Costumes, art, raves, wubs all around.
The only downer is magic doesn't work in their world, so I couldn't spin any records myself. Still, since I was stuck on the wrong side of the turntable, I did dance with a bunch of them. Very fun.
A lot of them even knew who I was! Especially the little alien fillies. So there you have it, folks. The epic awesome of DJ PON-3 transcends time and space, verified by yours truly through extra-dimensional travel.
I got my picture with a few of them, so I'll show everypony as soon as the photos develop.
They throw this thing every year, so I guess I'll mark another castle break-in on the calendar for next time.
See you around, everypony! Wub ya!
I know you've been waiting to hear about my trip through dimensions, so I won't keep you waiting. You are not going to believe this.
So, Lyra and I broke into the castle. It was touch and go, but I just happen to be an expert at sneaking through air vents, so we got in pretty easily. We only almost got caught once, but I neutralized the threat with a straw and an expertly deployed spit wad.
We got to the top of the castle and stepped through the mirror and - this is the wild part - Lyra was right.
HUMANS ARE REAL.
They were everywhere in their convention thing! And I have to tell you: they really know how to par-tay! Costumes, art, raves, wubs all around.
The only downer is magic doesn't work in their world, so I couldn't spin any records myself. Still, since I was stuck on the wrong side of the turntable, I did dance with a bunch of them. Very fun.
A lot of them even knew who I was! Especially the little alien fillies. So there you have it, folks. The epic awesome of DJ PON-3 transcends time and space, verified by yours truly through extra-dimensional travel.
I got my picture with a few of them, so I'll show everypony as soon as the photos develop.
They throw this thing every year, so I guess I'll mark another castle break-in on the calendar for next time.
See you around, everypony! Wub ya!
RMFC, Here We Come
Posted 11 years agoYo, everypony! Vinyl Scratch here with some news for you... Well, not really news. More like this random story. But it's still pretty wild.
Lyra pulls me aside after my gig last night and starts talking about a mirror and these "humans." She says she can prove she isn't crazy, only nopony believes her enough to come along. I mean, pink furless aliens with mutated hand-hooves who have a world through a mirror that's hidden deep in the castle, shrouded in some royal conspiracy? What's not to believe?
No, seriously. It sounds totally legit.
So, I need to get out of the house anyway because any minute now Octavia's going to notice that her cello stick is now being held together with some chewing gum. Turns out it doesn't make nearly as good a light saber as you'd think. Heading out to break into the castle of pony goddesses to blow the lid off an alien conspiracy sounds like just the thing right now.
Anyway, she says these humans things are having some super big party called RMFC, and that we'll fit in because they'll be dressing up like ponies and animals and stuff. Kind of weird, but apparently they're holding some pretty wicked raves over there, so it's all good in my book.
I'll let you know how it goes when we get back. Unless we're arrested for breaking and entering, or treason. If that happens, someone let Octy know the bail money's in the usual place.
See ya!
Lyra pulls me aside after my gig last night and starts talking about a mirror and these "humans." She says she can prove she isn't crazy, only nopony believes her enough to come along. I mean, pink furless aliens with mutated hand-hooves who have a world through a mirror that's hidden deep in the castle, shrouded in some royal conspiracy? What's not to believe?
No, seriously. It sounds totally legit.
So, I need to get out of the house anyway because any minute now Octavia's going to notice that her cello stick is now being held together with some chewing gum. Turns out it doesn't make nearly as good a light saber as you'd think. Heading out to break into the castle of pony goddesses to blow the lid off an alien conspiracy sounds like just the thing right now.
Anyway, she says these humans things are having some super big party called RMFC, and that we'll fit in because they'll be dressing up like ponies and animals and stuff. Kind of weird, but apparently they're holding some pretty wicked raves over there, so it's all good in my book.
I'll let you know how it goes when we get back. Unless we're arrested for breaking and entering, or treason. If that happens, someone let Octy know the bail money's in the usual place.
See ya!
