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Posted 7 years agowhere do i get
friends
i'm so alone haha yeet
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i'm so alone haha yeet
YCH Search
Posted 8 years agoHey guys~! I'm looking for some YCHs that are on the cheaper side ($25 and less) that are CLEAN and single. So, just one person. ; u ; For some reason these are really hard to find. I found one that I like, but it cost over $70 and I can't commit to that atm.
Do you or one of your friends have a YCH like this available? I'd love to hear from you! <3
Do you or one of your friends have a YCH like this available? I'd love to hear from you! <3
Looking For RP Buddies
Posted 8 years agoHi!! I'm looking everywhere for some nice, literate LONG-TERM RP buddies.
I'm esp looking for a bf for my baby, Poftiim!
I almost strictly do M/M pairings, and I am much more comfortable playing the sub, so please take that into consideration~ I like to RP in worlds that are fairly realistic, but I love tweaking things. That's open to discussion. I usually won't RP feral unless it's under certain circumstances, but this is also open to discussion. I like to make friends with my RP buds! I'd love to talk to you/get to know you!
Things I'm looking for in a partner:
- Comf playing doms in M/M ships
- Comf with swearing/sexual themes/dark themes/gore/abuse
- Literate
- RPs in paragraph
- Experienced
- RP in Skype preferred. Discord is also accepted.
I will RP:
- Humans
- Kemono
- Anthro
Bonus if you love doing angsty stuff, hurt/comfort, and very dark themes. I pretty much have no boundaries. Also kinks! I have a few characters in my repertoire that need new boyfs, but I'm always open to making new babies for to make the RPs with.
So please let me know if you're interested! I'm really very approachable, I promise~!
I'm esp looking for a bf for my baby, Poftiim!
I almost strictly do M/M pairings, and I am much more comfortable playing the sub, so please take that into consideration~ I like to RP in worlds that are fairly realistic, but I love tweaking things. That's open to discussion. I usually won't RP feral unless it's under certain circumstances, but this is also open to discussion. I like to make friends with my RP buds! I'd love to talk to you/get to know you!
Things I'm looking for in a partner:
- Comf playing doms in M/M ships
- Comf with swearing/sexual themes/dark themes/gore/abuse
- Literate
- RPs in paragraph
- Experienced
- RP in Skype preferred. Discord is also accepted.
I will RP:
- Humans
- Kemono
- Anthro
Bonus if you love doing angsty stuff, hurt/comfort, and very dark themes. I pretty much have no boundaries. Also kinks! I have a few characters in my repertoire that need new boyfs, but I'm always open to making new babies for to make the RPs with.
So please let me know if you're interested! I'm really very approachable, I promise~!
GOREtober 2016
Posted 9 years agoTHIS IS IT, Y'ALL!
1. Excessive Gashes/Lacerations
2. Extra Limbs/Eyes/Etc
3. Surgery
4. Torture
5. Amputation
6. Cannibalism
7. Gut Spill
8. Ritualistic Sacrifice
9. Monster Form
10. Blood Bath
11. Skewered
12. Fire/Explosion Damage
13. Decay
14. Plant growth in body
15. Emanciation
16. Painful Transformation
17. Backstabbed (literally or figuratively)
18. Acid burn
19. Toolbox Injuries/Robotic Parts/Prosthetics
20. Parasite
21. Manslaughter/Serial Killer
22. Animal/beast wounds
23. Nosebleed/Bruises/Minor Injury
24. Post-Mortem examination
25. Skeletal/Bones showing
26. Crushed
27. Possession/Corruption
28. Sickness
29. Distorted Body/Broken Bone
30. Stitching
31. You made it! Combine any 2-3 above!
1. Excessive Gashes/Lacerations
2. Extra Limbs/Eyes/Etc
3. Surgery
4. Torture
5. Amputation
6. Cannibalism
7. Gut Spill
8. Ritualistic Sacrifice
9. Monster Form
10. Blood Bath
11. Skewered
12. Fire/Explosion Damage
13. Decay
14. Plant growth in body
15. Emanciation
16. Painful Transformation
17. Backstabbed (literally or figuratively)
18. Acid burn
19. Toolbox Injuries/Robotic Parts/Prosthetics
20. Parasite
21. Manslaughter/Serial Killer
22. Animal/beast wounds
23. Nosebleed/Bruises/Minor Injury
24. Post-Mortem examination
25. Skeletal/Bones showing
26. Crushed
27. Possession/Corruption
28. Sickness
29. Distorted Body/Broken Bone
30. Stitching
31. You made it! Combine any 2-3 above!
Toyhou.se Codes
Posted 9 years agoHey guys! I have like 50 Toyhou.se codes. I was handing them off for art, but then I was like, eh, whatever. I'm just gonna start giving them to anyone who wants one.
If you feel the desire to draw a little pic of Poftiim in return, I'd be hella grateful, though ; u ;
I've been going through some rough times here lately so it would really brighten my day.
Just comment below and I'll PM you the code!
If you feel the desire to draw a little pic of Poftiim in return, I'd be hella grateful, though ; u ;
I've been going through some rough times here lately so it would really brighten my day.
Just comment below and I'll PM you the code!
About NSFW Art
Posted 9 years agoI'm kind of unsure about offering explicit adult art regularly any more... I mean, I love doing it sometimes, but a lot of the time I'm really just not in the mood?
I'm thinking about possibly making adult art an extra fee on my price sheet, or maybe only opening adult art commissions some of the time. I've even thought about not offering them at all and only drawing explicit art through YCHs.
What do you guys think of this?
Also, since we're on the subject, I'm thinking that pics with Julian (https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19238184/) will continue to be YCH-only. Any thoughts?
I'm thinking about possibly making adult art an extra fee on my price sheet, or maybe only opening adult art commissions some of the time. I've even thought about not offering them at all and only drawing explicit art through YCHs.
What do you guys think of this?
Also, since we're on the subject, I'm thinking that pics with Julian (https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19238184/) will continue to be YCH-only. Any thoughts?
All I Want
Posted 9 years agoAll I want is to drown in fan art of Poftiim that's really what I need in my life |D Why isn't my boy famous yet? lol
When I get more money I'm going to spend it all on commissions so let me know who I should pay to draw my baby <3
When I get more money I'm going to spend it all on commissions so let me know who I should pay to draw my baby <3
Half Off Two Commissions
Posted 9 years agoHey guys! I'm trying to make a new price sheet and I want new pieces to be on it.
I NEED TWO VOLUNTEERS to give me money. |D But only half as much money as usual.
I need to draw:
One colored, shaded sketch commission ($5) and
One colored, shaded lined commission ($7.50)
They can only be one-character and have to be SFW, okay? ; u ;
I NEED TWO VOLUNTEERS to give me money. |D But only half as much money as usual.
I need to draw:
One colored, shaded sketch commission ($5) and
One colored, shaded lined commission ($7.50)
They can only be one-character and have to be SFW, okay? ; u ;
SEND ME CUTE-ICON-MAKERS
Posted 9 years agoI've had this icon for a long time and I feel like it's time for a change u v u Anyone know anybody who does cute, cheap icons? Because I'm poor but also want things? ; u ;
I Lied - Emergency Status BACK ON
Posted 9 years agoI HAVE $12 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
15% OFF EVERYTHINGGGGG!
15% OFF EVERYTHINGGGGG!
Emergency Status is Over
Posted 9 years agoI've got enough work and funds to live off of for a little bit. ; u ;
All my commissions are still open, I just am no longer offering 15% off unless you're a patron on Patreon and you qualify for that discount <3
All my commissions are still open, I just am no longer offering 15% off unless you're a patron on Patreon and you qualify for that discount <3
EMERGENCY STATUS
Posted 9 years agoI need money - BAD. ; u ;
My commissions have reached emergency status. That means that EVERYTHING is 15% off, even my fursuits over at
www.whaleosaur.org
My commissions have reached emergency status. That means that EVERYTHING is 15% off, even my fursuits over at
www.whaleosaur.org
Trading Toyhou.se Codes for Art
Posted 9 years agoMeaning that I HAVE Toyhou.se codes and I will give you one if you make me a art. Or pay me like $4 via PayPal |D
I Need Advice
Posted 9 years agoSo, my roommate's rabbit knocked a glass of water onto my computer last week and it fried my motherboard. My computer was in great condition before that happened, and so I asked her to pay for the cost of transferring my data off that hard drive and onto an external, but she refuses. I was originally going to ask her to pay for half of that cost and the cost for a new computer combined, which would be about $200, but I have a soft heart...
The cost of the data transfer is $65, and I want her to cover the $20 it took to discover that the motherboard was fried. I honestly wasn't going to ask her to pay much if she offered to help with the costs, but she was just like "Oh that's unfortunate," and walked away.
My question is, what can I do to convince her to help me with these costs? I'm unemployed due to a disability but the county hasn't given me disability pay in 6 months since I broke my foot. My roommate, on the other hand, has a salary job where she makes $36,000 a year... I think asking her to pay $85 for something her rabbit did is more than reasonable, especially considering I have to spend $300 of money that I don't even have right now to buy a new computer because of what happened.
Any help would be appriciated!
The cost of the data transfer is $65, and I want her to cover the $20 it took to discover that the motherboard was fried. I honestly wasn't going to ask her to pay much if she offered to help with the costs, but she was just like "Oh that's unfortunate," and walked away.
My question is, what can I do to convince her to help me with these costs? I'm unemployed due to a disability but the county hasn't given me disability pay in 6 months since I broke my foot. My roommate, on the other hand, has a salary job where she makes $36,000 a year... I think asking her to pay $85 for something her rabbit did is more than reasonable, especially considering I have to spend $300 of money that I don't even have right now to buy a new computer because of what happened.
Any help would be appriciated!
omg someone please RP with me
Posted 10 years agohttp://whaleosaur.deviantart.com/ar.....ezka-279114654 Look at this adorable little drug addict!
Someone be his bf.
Someone be his bf.
And then I got sick and my mouse died...
Posted 10 years agoThis week is really throttling me...
Omg I'm Back
Posted 10 years agoAfter a couple months missing in action, there, I'm finally back... ; u ; I guess I have to explain to you why I was gone for so long!
Well, it started when my tablet broke. I had to wait forever to get a different tablet, and that tablet didn't end up working - it's a Monoprice - long story... Anyway, I had to send that back, wait forever for the refund, then got a NEW tablet (this time a trusty old Intuos3 from Wacom). I bought it on Ebay without the pen for pretty cheap, and once I got it, I squeezed out a single comic page before I lost the pen. I figured it would turn up, so I waited a week or two to actually buy a new one. Then, a few days after I placed the order on a $70 pen, I found my old one in my car.
Throughout all of this, I was homeless and crashing at my aunt and uncle's house. In late August, I started web design classes, as well, so that took up a good chunk of my time, as well as finding a new place to live with my new roommates, getting finances set up, and moving all my junk across town!
And then, about two and a half weeks ago, I fell down A SINGLE STAIR and broke my foot in five places... I was crying for a week, had surgery last Monday, was loopey on pain meds all of last week, and now the pain is finally starting to subside.
So, now that all of this has happened, I just need to catch up on three weeks of classes while trying to quickly finish a fursuit for a client before I can move on to any other personal projects. ; u ; I hope you guys don't mind waiting a little longer... I'm doing what I can!
While you're waiting, though, do you want me to put up the two whole pages of my comic that I have done??
Well, it started when my tablet broke. I had to wait forever to get a different tablet, and that tablet didn't end up working - it's a Monoprice - long story... Anyway, I had to send that back, wait forever for the refund, then got a NEW tablet (this time a trusty old Intuos3 from Wacom). I bought it on Ebay without the pen for pretty cheap, and once I got it, I squeezed out a single comic page before I lost the pen. I figured it would turn up, so I waited a week or two to actually buy a new one. Then, a few days after I placed the order on a $70 pen, I found my old one in my car.
Throughout all of this, I was homeless and crashing at my aunt and uncle's house. In late August, I started web design classes, as well, so that took up a good chunk of my time, as well as finding a new place to live with my new roommates, getting finances set up, and moving all my junk across town!
And then, about two and a half weeks ago, I fell down A SINGLE STAIR and broke my foot in five places... I was crying for a week, had surgery last Monday, was loopey on pain meds all of last week, and now the pain is finally starting to subside.
So, now that all of this has happened, I just need to catch up on three weeks of classes while trying to quickly finish a fursuit for a client before I can move on to any other personal projects. ; u ; I hope you guys don't mind waiting a little longer... I'm doing what I can!
While you're waiting, though, do you want me to put up the two whole pages of my comic that I have done??
SCREECHES
Posted 10 years agoI CAN'T DO THIS MUCH LONGER I NEED TO ART BUT I STILL DON'T HAVE A TABLET I'M READY TO KILL SOMEONE!!!!
$5 Pen Sketches - 10 Slots
Posted 10 years agoI'm raising money for a new tablet since mine recently broke. I've had it for about 7 years, so I kind of expected it... ; u ; Anyway, I'm taking some cheap pen sketch commissions to help raise money for a new one. These sketches will be full body.
Please comment below if you want a slot. Link to your character and give a brief explanation of what you want. Nothing too complicated. Just like "I want her wearing a cute dress" or "I want him eating potato chips" or something simple like that. C:
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Dead Tablet
Posted 10 years agoAfter many years of loyal service, my tablet finally died...
; n ; I'm going to try to see if I can find another one for a reasonable price, but if you want to help me out a little, you can always subscribe to my Patreon feed, where you can get free art and discounts and other great stuff anyway, or you can donate to me ; u ;
https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/w.....f52f70a3ed57ec
My Patreon is on my front page here on FA or can be found on the homepage on my website at www.whaleosaur.org
I'm really sorry to my commissioners ; 3 ; I swear I'll get right back on your commissions as soon as I have a new tablet!
And if you donate, thank you so much in advance //sobs not being able to draw on the computer is slowly killing me on the inside...
; n ; I'm going to try to see if I can find another one for a reasonable price, but if you want to help me out a little, you can always subscribe to my Patreon feed, where you can get free art and discounts and other great stuff anyway, or you can donate to me ; u ;
https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/w.....f52f70a3ed57ec
My Patreon is on my front page here on FA or can be found on the homepage on my website at www.whaleosaur.org
I'm really sorry to my commissioners ; 3 ; I swear I'll get right back on your commissions as soon as I have a new tablet!
And if you donate, thank you so much in advance //sobs not being able to draw on the computer is slowly killing me on the inside...
Taaaagged
Posted 10 years ago1: Full name.
Brenna Kathleen Coyne
2: Zodiac sign.
Leo
3: 3 fears.
1. Being hated
2. Being lonely
3. Spelunking
4: 3 things I love.
1. My pets
2. Sleep
3. Food
5: 4 turn on’s.
1. Ear licking
2. Ladies with cuuuurves~
3. Strong personalities
4. Booty
6: 4 turn off’s.
1. Hostility
2. Bad hygiene
3. Dishonesty
4. People who don't stop talking.
7: My best friend(s)?
mrservi
my bff Kathleen
My babu
My buu
8: Sexual orientation?
Homoromantic demi-asexual
9: My best first date?
Going to Valley Scare
10: How tall am I?
5'4"
11: What do I miss?
Having a stable house/environment to live/thrive in
12: What time was I born?
Sometime in the middle of the day
13: Favorite color?
Pale green
14: Do I have a crush?
ALL THE LADYCRUSHES
15: Favorite quote?
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
16: Favorite place?
Mertyl Beach
17: Favorite food?
FRUIT TARTS
18: Do I use sarcasm?
NO I HAVE NEVER USED SARCASM WHAT IS THIS SARCASM YOU SPEAK OF
19: What am I listening to right now?
My mom's bf snoring...
20: First thing I notice in new person?
Height
21: Shoe size?
Womens size 8
22: Eye color?
Blue
23: Hair color?
Light brown/dirty blonde
24: Favorite style of clothing?
Victorian Lolita/Mori Girl
25: Ever done a prank call?
I used to prank call the police all the time :U whoopsiedoodle
26: What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
White frilly undies with black dots and strawberries with a silk bow!
27: Meaning behind my username?
My friends and I were playing with legos and I put dinosaur legs on a whale and it was a whaleosaur.
28: Favorite movie?
Tekkon Kinkreet
29: Favorite song?
Daylight by Matt and Kim
30: Favorite band?
Two Door Cinema Club OR Jimmy Eat World
31: How I feel right now?
Fucking stressed.
32: Someone I love.
My buu, Zannybuu
33: My current relationship status.
Taken~!
34: My relationship with my parents.
Okay with my mom, great with my dad!
35: Favorite holiday.
Easter
36: Tattoos and piercing I have.
Ear lobes pierced
37: Tattoos and piercing I want.
Small yellow star on hip; Majora's Mask on shoulder blade
38: The reason I joined FA.
To be with my gf (now ex gf)
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
It's complicated...
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
Nope.
41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
Noep
42: When did I last hold hands?
Like never, idk
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
15 minutes
44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
Hehehehe whoops
45: Where am I right now?
At my mom's house
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
My bff Kathleen
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
Quiettt
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Noooo
49: Am I excited for anything?
My life someday becoming bearable/not totally miserable
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
YES mrservi
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
Like 90% of the time OTL
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
Today
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
I have. It's gross.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
Totally.
55: What is something I disliked about today?
Being in the hospital
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
MAH ZANNYBUU
57: What do I think about most?
My shitty life |D
58: What’s my strangest talent?
I can lick my elbow; no lie
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
Escalators scare the shit out of me omg
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
BEHIND PLS
61: What was the last lie I told?
"I had no intention of killing myself."
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Probably video chatting
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Umm. Sometimes, and no.
64: Do I believe in magic?
Noooope
65: Do I believe in luck?
Hell yeah; and I have NONE.
66: What’s the weather like right now?
WET
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
No.
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
Kinda
69: Do I have any nicknames?
Bee, Bree, BK Broiler, BENna, fagtard
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
Flipped over my bike, hit the gravel, bike fell on me. I still have gravel in my elbow.
71: Do I spend money or save it?
SAAAVE if I can ; A ;
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
I WISH PFFFF
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
DUH.
74: Favorite animal?
Kakapo. EDUCATE YOURSELF!
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Listening to my hospital roommate throw shit around the room and cuss
76: What do I think Satan’s last name is?
Anderson.
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
HI HO LET YOUR RHYTHM FLOW BY HAMPTON AND THE HAMSTERS DON'T JUDGE ME
78: How can you win my heart?
Shower me with love and attention!
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
"If tears could build a stairway;
And memories a lane;
I'd walk right up to heaven;
And bring you home again"
80: What is my favorite word?
Temperate
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
Bruisedbeatenboys and homogayhorse
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
"Why are you all stupid?"
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
Nope D:
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Being able to change any part of myself just by thinking about it!
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
"Have you ever hurt an animal?"
86: What is my current desktop picture?
No.
87: Had sex?
.............
88: Bought condoms?
NO EWW
89: Gotten pregnant?
HEEEELLLLL NAW
90: Failed a class?
No
91: Kissed a boy?
ICK! ...But yes...
92: Kissed a girl?
Yesss mmm
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
No ; n ;
94: Had a job?
Yes, thank GOD
95: Left the house without my wallet?
Ofc
96: Bullied someone on the Internet?
No ; A ; Well....Maybe if they deserved it, a little.
97: Had sex in public?
OMG NO
98: Played on a sports team?
No >A>
99: Smoked weed?
Like twice
100: Did drugs?
Kinda?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
Never
102: Drank alcohol?
Yeah, but I don't any more
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
NOPE HAHAHAHA
104: Been overweight?
P sure I am already
105: Been underweight?
HAHA NO
106: Been to a wedding?
Yes ; u ;
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
You have no idea
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
Definitely
109: Been outside my home country?
Twice :U
110: Gotten my heart broken?
Too many damn times
111: Been to a professional sports game?
Yyyyes.
112: Broken a bone?
technically? Kinda?
113: Cut myself?
; _ ;
114: Been to prom?
Once
115: Been in an airplane?
Many times
116: Fly by helicopter?
Never
117: What concerts have I been to?
Aaron Carter, Reel Big Fish
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
SO MANY TIMES YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA
119: Learned another language?
I learned some Deutsch!
120: Wore make up?
Yiss
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
NO OMG
122: Had oral sex?
AAAH! D:
123: Dyed my hair?
Oh yeah I've done that shit yeah
124: Voted in a presidential election?
Hella.
125: Rode in an ambulance?
Fir the first time on Sunday! Hollaaaa
126: Had a surgery?
Yeah, a couple times
127: Met someone famous?
Not really
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
Not really
129: Peed outside?
Yep
130: Been fishing?
Yeah
131: Helped with charity?
Mmhmm
132: Been rejected by a crush?
omg too often!
133: Broken a mirror?
No! :D
134: What do I want for birthday?
A STABLE HOME LIFE
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
NONE OMG I HATE CHILDREN
136: Was I named after anyone?
Nope.
137: Do I like my handwriting?
Yeh it's pretty okay
138: What was my favorite toy as a child?
My slinky seal
139: Favorite TV Show?
id even k
140: Where do I want to live when older?
New Zealand
141: Play any musical instrument?
I have, but not any more
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
My bed bit me
143: Favorite pizza topping?
UMM, CHEESE?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
Outside
145: Am I afraid of heights?
Eh, maybe a little
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
omg yes //shame
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Like literally every day?
148: What I’m really bad at.
Life
149: What my greatest achievements are.
Not dying
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
That I manipulate people into feeling sorry for me.
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
Pay off my debts; donate to good charities; move to New Zealand; SAVE THE KAKAPO!
152: What do I like about myself?
My hands. They cute 'n' little~
153: My closest FA friend.
mrservi
154: Something I fantasies about.
Having a good life with no worries~
155: Tag people!!
Tag yourselves, losers!
Brenna Kathleen Coyne
2: Zodiac sign.
Leo
3: 3 fears.
1. Being hated
2. Being lonely
3. Spelunking
4: 3 things I love.
1. My pets
2. Sleep
3. Food
5: 4 turn on’s.
1. Ear licking
2. Ladies with cuuuurves~
3. Strong personalities
4. Booty
6: 4 turn off’s.
1. Hostility
2. Bad hygiene
3. Dishonesty
4. People who don't stop talking.
7: My best friend(s)?
mrservimy bff Kathleen
My babu
My buu
8: Sexual orientation?
Homoromantic demi-asexual
9: My best first date?
Going to Valley Scare
10: How tall am I?
5'4"
11: What do I miss?
Having a stable house/environment to live/thrive in
12: What time was I born?
Sometime in the middle of the day
13: Favorite color?
Pale green
14: Do I have a crush?
ALL THE LADYCRUSHES
15: Favorite quote?
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
16: Favorite place?
Mertyl Beach
17: Favorite food?
FRUIT TARTS
18: Do I use sarcasm?
NO I HAVE NEVER USED SARCASM WHAT IS THIS SARCASM YOU SPEAK OF
19: What am I listening to right now?
My mom's bf snoring...
20: First thing I notice in new person?
Height
21: Shoe size?
Womens size 8
22: Eye color?
Blue
23: Hair color?
Light brown/dirty blonde
24: Favorite style of clothing?
Victorian Lolita/Mori Girl
25: Ever done a prank call?
I used to prank call the police all the time :U whoopsiedoodle
26: What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
White frilly undies with black dots and strawberries with a silk bow!
27: Meaning behind my username?
My friends and I were playing with legos and I put dinosaur legs on a whale and it was a whaleosaur.
28: Favorite movie?
Tekkon Kinkreet
29: Favorite song?
Daylight by Matt and Kim
30: Favorite band?
Two Door Cinema Club OR Jimmy Eat World
31: How I feel right now?
Fucking stressed.
32: Someone I love.
My buu, Zannybuu
33: My current relationship status.
Taken~!
34: My relationship with my parents.
Okay with my mom, great with my dad!
35: Favorite holiday.
Easter
36: Tattoos and piercing I have.
Ear lobes pierced
37: Tattoos and piercing I want.
Small yellow star on hip; Majora's Mask on shoulder blade
38: The reason I joined FA.
To be with my gf (now ex gf)
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
It's complicated...
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
Nope.
41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
Noep
42: When did I last hold hands?
Like never, idk
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
15 minutes
44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
Hehehehe whoops
45: Where am I right now?
At my mom's house
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
My bff Kathleen
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
Quiettt
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Noooo
49: Am I excited for anything?
My life someday becoming bearable/not totally miserable
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
YES
mrservi51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
Like 90% of the time OTL
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
Today
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
I have. It's gross.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
Totally.
55: What is something I disliked about today?
Being in the hospital
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
MAH ZANNYBUU
57: What do I think about most?
My shitty life |D
58: What’s my strangest talent?
I can lick my elbow; no lie
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
Escalators scare the shit out of me omg
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
BEHIND PLS
61: What was the last lie I told?
"I had no intention of killing myself."
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Probably video chatting
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Umm. Sometimes, and no.
64: Do I believe in magic?
Noooope
65: Do I believe in luck?
Hell yeah; and I have NONE.
66: What’s the weather like right now?
WET
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
No.
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
Kinda
69: Do I have any nicknames?
Bee, Bree, BK Broiler, BENna, fagtard
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
Flipped over my bike, hit the gravel, bike fell on me. I still have gravel in my elbow.
71: Do I spend money or save it?
SAAAVE if I can ; A ;
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
I WISH PFFFF
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
DUH.
74: Favorite animal?
Kakapo. EDUCATE YOURSELF!
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Listening to my hospital roommate throw shit around the room and cuss
76: What do I think Satan’s last name is?
Anderson.
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
HI HO LET YOUR RHYTHM FLOW BY HAMPTON AND THE HAMSTERS DON'T JUDGE ME
78: How can you win my heart?
Shower me with love and attention!
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
"If tears could build a stairway;
And memories a lane;
I'd walk right up to heaven;
And bring you home again"
80: What is my favorite word?
Temperate
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
Bruisedbeatenboys and homogayhorse
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
"Why are you all stupid?"
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
Nope D:
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Being able to change any part of myself just by thinking about it!
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
"Have you ever hurt an animal?"
86: What is my current desktop picture?
No.
87: Had sex?
.............
88: Bought condoms?
NO EWW
89: Gotten pregnant?
HEEEELLLLL NAW
90: Failed a class?
No
91: Kissed a boy?
ICK! ...But yes...
92: Kissed a girl?
Yesss mmm
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
No ; n ;
94: Had a job?
Yes, thank GOD
95: Left the house without my wallet?
Ofc
96: Bullied someone on the Internet?
No ; A ; Well....Maybe if they deserved it, a little.
97: Had sex in public?
OMG NO
98: Played on a sports team?
No >A>
99: Smoked weed?
Like twice
100: Did drugs?
Kinda?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
Never
102: Drank alcohol?
Yeah, but I don't any more
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
NOPE HAHAHAHA
104: Been overweight?
P sure I am already
105: Been underweight?
HAHA NO
106: Been to a wedding?
Yes ; u ;
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
You have no idea
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
Definitely
109: Been outside my home country?
Twice :U
110: Gotten my heart broken?
Too many damn times
111: Been to a professional sports game?
Yyyyes.
112: Broken a bone?
technically? Kinda?
113: Cut myself?
; _ ;
114: Been to prom?
Once
115: Been in an airplane?
Many times
116: Fly by helicopter?
Never
117: What concerts have I been to?
Aaron Carter, Reel Big Fish
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
SO MANY TIMES YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA
119: Learned another language?
I learned some Deutsch!
120: Wore make up?
Yiss
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
NO OMG
122: Had oral sex?
AAAH! D:
123: Dyed my hair?
Oh yeah I've done that shit yeah
124: Voted in a presidential election?
Hella.
125: Rode in an ambulance?
Fir the first time on Sunday! Hollaaaa
126: Had a surgery?
Yeah, a couple times
127: Met someone famous?
Not really
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
Not really
129: Peed outside?
Yep
130: Been fishing?
Yeah
131: Helped with charity?
Mmhmm
132: Been rejected by a crush?
omg too often!
133: Broken a mirror?
No! :D
134: What do I want for birthday?
A STABLE HOME LIFE
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
NONE OMG I HATE CHILDREN
136: Was I named after anyone?
Nope.
137: Do I like my handwriting?
Yeh it's pretty okay
138: What was my favorite toy as a child?
My slinky seal
139: Favorite TV Show?
id even k
140: Where do I want to live when older?
New Zealand
141: Play any musical instrument?
I have, but not any more
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
My bed bit me
143: Favorite pizza topping?
UMM, CHEESE?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
Outside
145: Am I afraid of heights?
Eh, maybe a little
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
omg yes //shame
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Like literally every day?
148: What I’m really bad at.
Life
149: What my greatest achievements are.
Not dying
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
That I manipulate people into feeling sorry for me.
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
Pay off my debts; donate to good charities; move to New Zealand; SAVE THE KAKAPO!
152: What do I like about myself?
My hands. They cute 'n' little~
153: My closest FA friend.
mrservi154: Something I fantasies about.
Having a good life with no worries~
155: Tag people!!
Tag yourselves, losers!
Back
Posted 10 years agoSo, after the altercation with my roommates, locking myself in my room and having obscenities shouted at me from roommates and boyfriends alike, they called the cops on me. I just so happened to have cut, so the cops took me to the hospital and I was there two days. I just got discharged. I'm moving out of that house and will be staying with my aunt and uncle until I can find somewhere else to stay.
Just as I thought my life was finally getting stable, there it goes collapsing on me again.
At least I'm not homeless like the last two times people ran me out of their houses...
Anyways, I might not be updating for a little while, maybe a week or so, as I settle in, so that means that I won't be finishing commissions any time soon. I hope you guys can be patient for me ; u ;
Please send me love...If there was a time I ever needed it, that time is now...
I appreciate all of my beautiful watchers, and thank you so much for sticking with me...!
Just as I thought my life was finally getting stable, there it goes collapsing on me again.
At least I'm not homeless like the last two times people ran me out of their houses...
Anyways, I might not be updating for a little while, maybe a week or so, as I settle in, so that means that I won't be finishing commissions any time soon. I hope you guys can be patient for me ; u ;
Please send me love...If there was a time I ever needed it, that time is now...
I appreciate all of my beautiful watchers, and thank you so much for sticking with me...!
Hiatus
Posted 10 years agoGoing to the hospital. My roommates all ganged up on me because I didn't want their boyfriends living in the house. I'm unstable and now everyone in the house thinks I'm the bad guy.
See you in a couple weeks
See you in a couple weeks
Slight Hiatus
Posted 10 years agoI need to take a bit of a break... I've been continuing to have a rough time... As if my whole life isn't just one big rough time...
I'm broke and have been eating a hamburger bun with jam on it for breakfast and a couple handfuls of wheat thins at work. Then I'll get home and listen to my roommate eat pizza in her room with her bf (yes, every night)... I haven't had a real meal in weeks. I have a constant headache and I'm constantly dizzy and the fact that I work in a really hot office doesn't help...
I just need some time until I get paid and can get back on a good eating schedule again... Otherwise, the computer screen just hurts my eyes... My head hurts so bad...
I just can't imagine why I'm always in such a shithole... I can never climb out........
//sobs
I'm broke and have been eating a hamburger bun with jam on it for breakfast and a couple handfuls of wheat thins at work. Then I'll get home and listen to my roommate eat pizza in her room with her bf (yes, every night)... I haven't had a real meal in weeks. I have a constant headache and I'm constantly dizzy and the fact that I work in a really hot office doesn't help...
I just need some time until I get paid and can get back on a good eating schedule again... Otherwise, the computer screen just hurts my eyes... My head hurts so bad...
I just can't imagine why I'm always in such a shithole... I can never climb out........
//sobs
Character Weebly
Posted 10 years agoI'm working on a Weebly for my characters! :D I'm excited because damn, everyone has a weebly, it seems like. Plus, it'll be nice to have all my characters organized and whatnot.
http://whaleosaur.weebly.com/
It's still under construction, so bear with me |D
Thanks so much to the wonderful
ali for her help with the coding! Q u Q
http://whaleosaur.weebly.com/
It's still under construction, so bear with me |D
Thanks so much to the wonderful
ali for her help with the coding! Q u Q