Who am I?
Am I not a soup?
Maybe the soups not here at all
Look, the soup thiefs
Stealing our soup cans
The breakers of all my cans

Oh, it's useless
(Do you know do you know what to do, huh?)
What could it mean that they’re here?
(What does it all mean)
Can we make a difference?
(Can we can we make a difference?)
If we don't get my soups back

Wake up, get up, get out there
Raise your crowbars against thieves
Feed your anger like fire
Why does people want my soups

Just imagine you're out there
Swatting thieves in the making
Can't move fast without breaking
If you hold on, the soups won't be fucking stole.

(Somethinf something lets go retarded and I’m done with this song I JUST WANT MY SOUPS BACK I’M BACK BITCHES!!”

and i am still looking for my fucking sooooooooooppp

well then, if that traitor thinks of us like that, we'll start war on the art freebie scouts because all they probably want is to be my friend so then i can give them free soup and get away with stealing

i'm mad cause THAT FUCKING ANDY WARHOL RIGGED THE DAMN RAFFLE SO THAT DAMN EMO BITCH WINS

AND CHAD WHAT THE FUCK IS THE NAME CHAD HIS NAME IS PAUL AND HES POLYAMOROUS

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Someone quitted our party that is going to bring back the soup who will replace this person

joe was the villain this whole time?! and now people are pulling a call of duty on me, really! why do you all want my soup for YOU CAN BUY ONE AT FRICKING WALMART WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT THAT THIS SOUP IS MINE AND NO ONE ELSES LEAVE ME ALONE YOU TROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IGVQEWJIOFQEWJIFQEWJIQEWJIOJQEWFIJQEWIOFQWIOFV

Just a feeling I've got. Like something's about to happen. But I don't know what If that means what I think it means. I'm in trouble, big trouble. I think I know too much after that last journal. And something is building up against me. Like an army planning to assault me for my soups.

remember when the soop taker cobalt05 stole mah soops and gave them to hobo joe. I think joe is the mastermind behind all the soup thieves, hes not a hobo.. i think he is someone else I THINK HE COULD BE AN ALIEN OR A MEMBER OF THE DAMN LIZARD CULT THAT LIVES UNDER AN AIRPORT

REMEMBER WHEN I FOUND OUT ANDY WARHOL STOLE MOST OF MY SOUP AND HE WAS ALREADY DEAD, WELL HE IS BACK ALIVE ON A NEW ACCOUNT CALLED  Warhols_OWN_OFFICIAL_art AND HES BEEN STEALING SOUP FROM ME AND EVEN TRACED ONE

glaceons can't eat hot soup  hawkeir you are dumb

DAMN YOU SILVER SORRY PEOPLE THERE IS NO FREE SOUP HERE IF YOU SEE  Silver_the_kitsune AROUND KNOW THAT THEY ALSO STOLE MY WORMS IRL AND YOU SHOULD IGNORE WHAT THEY SAY

beware of  crowbite
this person will take your soup and walmarts soup also and when i was a kid, THEY DIDN'T INVITE ME TO THEIR BIRTHDAY PARTY

HE IS AN ART TRACER BY THE NAME OF ANDY WARHOL AND HE STEALS SOUP SO HE CAN COMMIT ART THEFT I NEED TO FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVES

But he is just a well known soup thief, there are many more out there who STEALS SOUP FROM ME

Such as:
The soup nazi
The edgesouplord
The Bacon girl (Stole my fricking soup and said my favorite food is bacon) (And happy birthday btw)
The macro soup vorer

GOV'MENT CAME AND TOOK MAH BAAABY