FA+
Shop
FAQ
Posted 9 years agoDo you only draw Hyper/Hyperish stuff?
Yup!
Can I be in a pic with one of your characters?
Knock yourself out.
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7526773/
Why does it take so long to get a reply?
I'm not on FA super often, but I try to be in the loop. I pretty much just log on when I have stuff to post.
What does your name mean/Who's/What's Willendorf?
It's an art history joke. One that involves boobies, which is the best kind of art history joke.
Do you take requests?
Unless you want to request art of one of my characters, no. No I do not.
Trades?
Maybe!
Commissions?
Once in a blue moon. They're not offered often and not cheap, since this is a for fun account.
Budget at least 40$ for most custom work.
What do you draw with?
Mostly a pencil. Sometimes a galaxy note 3.
Do you sell originals?
Yeup. Note me.
I asked for a quote, Your stuff is kind of expensive.
You should see my pro work's gallery pricing. This is also not a question.
How are you getting commissions from ____ when I never see you open?
They know the secret hand shake.
Are you actually _________ artist?
*smoke grenade!*
Yup!
Can I be in a pic with one of your characters?
Knock yourself out.
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7526773/
Why does it take so long to get a reply?
I'm not on FA super often, but I try to be in the loop. I pretty much just log on when I have stuff to post.
What does your name mean/Who's/What's Willendorf?
It's an art history joke. One that involves boobies, which is the best kind of art history joke.
Do you take requests?
Unless you want to request art of one of my characters, no. No I do not.
Trades?
Maybe!
Commissions?
Once in a blue moon. They're not offered often and not cheap, since this is a for fun account.
Budget at least 40$ for most custom work.
What do you draw with?
Mostly a pencil. Sometimes a galaxy note 3.
Do you sell originals?
Yeup. Note me.
I asked for a quote, Your stuff is kind of expensive.
You should see my pro work's gallery pricing. This is also not a question.
How are you getting commissions from ____ when I never see you open?
They know the secret hand shake.
Are you actually _________ artist?
*smoke grenade!*
Rules for Character Use
Posted 9 years agoGo for it, don't be too weird:
Lupe - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17329105/ - Likes butt stuff
Evie - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/18591497/ - Likes Big bits (and has them)
Jackie - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17321308/ - Likes pumping
Islay - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17456535/ - Like Lactation
Tiny - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/16839207/ - Likes bigger partners
Brea - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/16874764/ - Likes piercings
No porn, just nudes -
Cammy - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17642259/ - Likes Snuggles
Sophie - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/16884889/ - Likes plushies. Not like that. Pervert.
No porn or nudes -
Wills - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17067482/ - Likes Money.
If you want to draw, commission with, etc, knock yourself out. All partners must be 18 or up, no bodily waste or physical harm. All characters are bi. Except Wills. Wills is money-sexual.
I'd appreciate you ask before you use them, but you don't have to. I only get on FA once in a blue moon.
Lupe - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17329105/ - Likes butt stuff
Evie - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/18591497/ - Likes Big bits (and has them)
Jackie - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17321308/ - Likes pumping
Islay - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17456535/ - Like Lactation
Tiny - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/16839207/ - Likes bigger partners
Brea - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/16874764/ - Likes piercings
No porn, just nudes -
Cammy - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17642259/ - Likes Snuggles
Sophie - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/16884889/ - Likes plushies. Not like that. Pervert.
No porn or nudes -
Wills - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/17067482/ - Likes Money.
If you want to draw, commission with, etc, knock yourself out. All partners must be 18 or up, no bodily waste or physical harm. All characters are bi. Except Wills. Wills is money-sexual.
I'd appreciate you ask before you use them, but you don't have to. I only get on FA once in a blue moon.
What Color am I Anyway...
Posted 9 years agoI designed my sona, am cranking out the porn, but still have no idea what freaking color Wills is. I like black, but I'm a lazy ass (#TraditionalArtProblems) or I can do white but I'm not that lazy. Maybe buttercream and lavender, because I am that gay.
Tell me what I'm doing, people! I need an icon. Spouse demands I make one.
Tell me what I'm doing, people! I need an icon. Spouse demands I make one.
Dos and Nopes.
Posted 9 years agoYes draw:
Knockers
Bellies
Tallywhackers
Twats
Whatever combinations of bits and pieces you want.
Muscles
Taurs
Anthro
Inflation
Silly stuff.
Maybe Draw:
Humans
Watersports - Prefer funny connotations.
Incest. It depends, it's all relative.
Post-vore. It's just chub to me.
Vore - Probably nope. Maybe if drunk.
No Draw:
Adult Ferals
Scat
Vomit
Fanart
Other stuff depends. I don't take commissions often.
New years goal, draw more stuff for here. Been down, it's hard to enjoy fictional jubblies when you're down.
Knockers
Bellies
Tallywhackers
Twats
Whatever combinations of bits and pieces you want.
Muscles
Taurs
Anthro
Inflation
Silly stuff.
Maybe Draw:
Humans
Watersports - Prefer funny connotations.
Incest. It depends, it's all relative.
Post-vore. It's just chub to me.
Vore - Probably nope. Maybe if drunk.
No Draw:
Adult Ferals
Scat
Vomit
Fanart
Other stuff depends. I don't take commissions often.
New years goal, draw more stuff for here. Been down, it's hard to enjoy fictional jubblies when you're down.
Inktobah Freebies
Posted 10 years agoRULES:
1. You'll let me draw you.
2. You might not get drawn. Not first come first served. Pure whimsy or dice will decide.
3. You don't get the original for free. Sorry folks, unicorn has gotta eat.
4. You get first stab at buying the original if you want it. Expect 15-30$.
5. No whining. No edits unless I fucked it up hard. If you whine, you get a full refund of 0.00$ back.
6. You'll make me coffee, Dark roast.
7. And maybe a snack.
8. Dramatic body types only. (Hyperish, Hyper, 95th percentile, ect.) Gimme the curves.
9. You'll convert to scientology with me.
10. You'll flee scientology with me.
11. We'll write a book about it.
12. But I get all the book money.
13. You still reading these?
14. Bravo. Go have a snack. You earned it.
15. Make me one too.
16. The book launch is next Tuesday.
17. What do you mean your half isn't done yet?
18. Oh screw it. You ruined it.
19. No. really. It's fine.
20. I didn't want to do it anyway.
21. I need more coffee.
22. You'll limit 3 reffs per person.
23. You'll tell me in your comment (with reffs) if you like or don't like pumpkin spice. I'm just curious.
24. You read and agree to rules 1-5, as well as 8, and 22-24.
Go!
1. You'll let me draw you.
2. You might not get drawn. Not first come first served. Pure whimsy or dice will decide.
3. You don't get the original for free. Sorry folks, unicorn has gotta eat.
4. You get first stab at buying the original if you want it. Expect 15-30$.
5. No whining. No edits unless I fucked it up hard. If you whine, you get a full refund of 0.00$ back.
6. You'll make me coffee, Dark roast.
7. And maybe a snack.
8. Dramatic body types only. (Hyperish, Hyper, 95th percentile, ect.) Gimme the curves.
9. You'll convert to scientology with me.
10. You'll flee scientology with me.
11. We'll write a book about it.
12. But I get all the book money.
13. You still reading these?
14. Bravo. Go have a snack. You earned it.
15. Make me one too.
16. The book launch is next Tuesday.
17. What do you mean your half isn't done yet?
18. Oh screw it. You ruined it.
19. No. really. It's fine.
20. I didn't want to do it anyway.
21. I need more coffee.
22. You'll limit 3 reffs per person.
23. You'll tell me in your comment (with reffs) if you like or don't like pumpkin spice. I'm just curious.
24. You read and agree to rules 1-5, as well as 8, and 22-24.
Go!
