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beta layout. I don't get you, guys
Posted 8 years agoThey announce anew layout: Everyone goes "Oh, yeah, perfect. FA needs a new face, the site looks so old and ugly"
Beta comes out: "Not bad, but it's ugly and cluttered. Lots of people stay with the classic until they fix it". I actually hate it
Latest Beta: They basically use the same layout the classic one had (the one everyoone disliked so much), but bigger and and with alot of empty space and a draker colour. Everyone is like "OOOOOOH, I like it! Nicely done!"
THEY JUST MADE THE CLASSIC LAYOUT, BUT BIGGER AND WITH AN UGLY COLOR. The same one you hated so much, but now you suddenly like it because it has a darker color and it says "beta" on it?
Beta comes out: "Not bad, but it's ugly and cluttered. Lots of people stay with the classic until they fix it". I actually hate it
Latest Beta: They basically use the same layout the classic one had (the one everyoone disliked so much), but bigger and and with alot of empty space and a draker colour. Everyone is like "OOOOOOH, I like it! Nicely done!"
THEY JUST MADE THE CLASSIC LAYOUT, BUT BIGGER AND WITH AN UGLY COLOR. The same one you hated so much, but now you suddenly like it because it has a darker color and it says "beta" on it?
Need some time alone...
Posted 8 years agoIf that's ok... Things are looking grim for amember of my family that i appreciate A LOT. I need some time to gather my thoughts
Well, PS3 is dead! For good
Posted 8 years agoAnt ehr epairs would cost as much as asecond-hand one, plus they recommended doing a backup`and buying a superslim.
I'll need to start saving!
I'll need to start saving!
PC Update: hard disk dead
Posted 8 years agoYep, the hard disk died. No access
only way to recover the data is to send it to a lab and pay between 500 and 1000 euros
Fortunately, the hard disk only contained data from games (the other two hard drisks are fine)
only way to recover the data is to send it to a lab and pay between 500 and 1000 euros
Fortunately, the hard disk only contained data from games (the other two hard drisks are fine)
my pc died
Posted 8 years agoI don't know if it's one of the hard drives or the RAM, but one of those two has died on me. Until it's fixed, I shall disappear for a while (i'm using a borrowed laptop for now)
single awareness day? valentine?
Posted 8 years agoI don't have a girlfriend nor a boyfriend, so... to me valentine's is just another normal day =3
Be your own Valentine. Take it as a day for YOU.
Don't punish yourself because you aren't with someone
Just one thing... if you wait until valentine's to give your couple a special something, there's something very wrong with you.
Be your own Valentine. Take it as a day for YOU.
Don't punish yourself because you aren't with someone
Just one thing... if you wait until valentine's to give your couple a special something, there's something very wrong with you.
Character update: Amanda Smith
Posted 9 years agoJohn's girlfriend.
Specie: German Shepard
Real Name: Amanda Smith
Aliases: The living city
Place of Birth: Unknown
Height 1,85 m/ 6 ft
Wheight: 75 kg/165.34 pounds
Eyes: Brown
She can be very sadistic and loves to play with micros. She's normally in control and very dominant. She usually vores John. Of course, if a burglar enters her house, he'll never be seen again. She's also very sweet and friendly... but you better have some food at hand when she's hungry.
But if she digests someone, it won't die (unless she wants to). The prey's body will be absorbed and then she can just reform it. She can't control digestion, but can generate different types of acids, including harmless acids.
Likes: Soft vore, play with her preys, giving and getting rubs, cuddles, getting her belly rubbed after a meal, micros, wiggling meals, grapes
Dislikes: Dog food (but she'll eat it if she has to), burglars, snakes, cats and spiders.
Abilities:
Can change between feral and anthro form
Amanda is the personification of "you are what you eat". Her stomach is capable of digesting even steel, and she's able to transform into anything she ate before. Using that skill, she is also a "living city", allowing other living beings to live inside her. As a side effect, even some of her cells have become sentient, like Eosin, a white cell
You're outnumbered: Surprise bombardment
Small drawbridges open around her waist, revealing miniature cannons in each one. The cannons shoot tiny cannonballs, wich go back to full size upon passing a certain distance, resulting in large cannon volleys that hit everything around her
You're outnumbered: Micro-revolution
A drawbridge opens on her belly, revealing an army of micros. Once the micros step outside from her, they go back to their original size
Tongue Cannon
Transforms her tongue into a cannon and fires a cannonball at the enemy
Hand cannon
Transforms her arm, or both of them, into a cannon and fires cannonballs at her opponent
Arm Cannon: Sedative
Transforming her entire ar into a cannon, she fires a ball that explodes releasing a cloud of sedatives
Snake rope
Amanda releases a rope from her wrist, that chases and catches a target
Dark Style
Gained after eating her husband John and absorbing part of his darkness:
Black World: Covers the area surrounding her opponent with darkness, blocking their vision.
Shadow Vore: Amanda uses her own shadow to swallow her enemies. She can swallow herself as well and travel at high speed through the shadows
Meerkat style
Amanda uses skills taken from meerkats she ate previously. Has several variations:
Digging: Gains the ability to dig tunnels like a meerkat.
Alpha rage: Obtained after eating Laura, Amanda attacks her opponent with her claws, teeth and tail.
Blade style: Demonic Armblades
After consuming a certain friend, she gained the ability to release two long retractable blades from her forearms
Regurgitation: Swarm of bugs
Spits out a swarm of bugs that will attack and inmobilize her target. However, she doesn't like the taste of bugs, so she doesn't use that move much
Reformation
Reforms her previous "meals", unharmed, only if they are still alive inside her
Regurgitation: Reanimation
Spits out the souls of previous "meals", placing them in corpses or inanimate objects
Metabolism: Combination
Amanda combines two or more beings or objects she swallowed previously and spits them out
Metabolism: Regeneration
Allows Amanda to heal herself or heal others by swallowing them. However, this makes her really hungry afterwards
Metabolism: Fat Burning
Amanda swallows most of her own body until only her lower jaw is left. She then rearranges her bone structure using her powers. When she's done, she pops out and reveals herself as a skinnier version of herself. Used for aesthetic reasons and to prepare another attack
Adrenaline rush
With "Fat Burning", she transforms the cholesterol in her body into adrenaline for an extra rush of energy
Amanda is also able to shrink other people or objects, to make them easier to eat
Specie: German Shepard
Real Name: Amanda Smith
Aliases: The living city
Place of Birth: Unknown
Height 1,85 m/ 6 ft
Wheight: 75 kg/165.34 pounds
Eyes: Brown
She can be very sadistic and loves to play with micros. She's normally in control and very dominant. She usually vores John. Of course, if a burglar enters her house, he'll never be seen again. She's also very sweet and friendly... but you better have some food at hand when she's hungry.
But if she digests someone, it won't die (unless she wants to). The prey's body will be absorbed and then she can just reform it. She can't control digestion, but can generate different types of acids, including harmless acids.
Likes: Soft vore, play with her preys, giving and getting rubs, cuddles, getting her belly rubbed after a meal, micros, wiggling meals, grapes
Dislikes: Dog food (but she'll eat it if she has to), burglars, snakes, cats and spiders.
Abilities:
Can change between feral and anthro form
Amanda is the personification of "you are what you eat". Her stomach is capable of digesting even steel, and she's able to transform into anything she ate before. Using that skill, she is also a "living city", allowing other living beings to live inside her. As a side effect, even some of her cells have become sentient, like Eosin, a white cell
You're outnumbered: Surprise bombardment
Small drawbridges open around her waist, revealing miniature cannons in each one. The cannons shoot tiny cannonballs, wich go back to full size upon passing a certain distance, resulting in large cannon volleys that hit everything around her
You're outnumbered: Micro-revolution
A drawbridge opens on her belly, revealing an army of micros. Once the micros step outside from her, they go back to their original size
Tongue Cannon
Transforms her tongue into a cannon and fires a cannonball at the enemy
Hand cannon
Transforms her arm, or both of them, into a cannon and fires cannonballs at her opponent
Arm Cannon: Sedative
Transforming her entire ar into a cannon, she fires a ball that explodes releasing a cloud of sedatives
Snake rope
Amanda releases a rope from her wrist, that chases and catches a target
Dark Style
Gained after eating her husband John and absorbing part of his darkness:
Black World: Covers the area surrounding her opponent with darkness, blocking their vision.
Shadow Vore: Amanda uses her own shadow to swallow her enemies. She can swallow herself as well and travel at high speed through the shadows
Meerkat style
Amanda uses skills taken from meerkats she ate previously. Has several variations:
Digging: Gains the ability to dig tunnels like a meerkat.
Alpha rage: Obtained after eating Laura, Amanda attacks her opponent with her claws, teeth and tail.
Blade style: Demonic Armblades
After consuming a certain friend, she gained the ability to release two long retractable blades from her forearms
Regurgitation: Swarm of bugs
Spits out a swarm of bugs that will attack and inmobilize her target. However, she doesn't like the taste of bugs, so she doesn't use that move much
Reformation
Reforms her previous "meals", unharmed, only if they are still alive inside her
Regurgitation: Reanimation
Spits out the souls of previous "meals", placing them in corpses or inanimate objects
Metabolism: Combination
Amanda combines two or more beings or objects she swallowed previously and spits them out
Metabolism: Regeneration
Allows Amanda to heal herself or heal others by swallowing them. However, this makes her really hungry afterwards
Metabolism: Fat Burning
Amanda swallows most of her own body until only her lower jaw is left. She then rearranges her bone structure using her powers. When she's done, she pops out and reveals herself as a skinnier version of herself. Used for aesthetic reasons and to prepare another attack
Adrenaline rush
With "Fat Burning", she transforms the cholesterol in her body into adrenaline for an extra rush of energy
Amanda is also able to shrink other people or objects, to make them easier to eat
I'M BACK!
Posted 9 years agoThe actual reason of my absence is that I was traveling to England! Even though the part about my room being dismantled for repairs is also true, hich why we chose this week
BUT I'M BACK! And now I have to get to date with everything... gonna be a long month
BUT I'M BACK! And now I have to get to date with everything... gonna be a long month
Won't be around for a week
Posted 9 years agoWe have to do some repairs at home and my room (where my PC is) has to be completely dismantled for it. So until it's done, I can't get online.
See you all next week!
See you all next week!
Go wish this guy happy birthday
Posted 9 years agoUbisoft giving away 7 games for free
Posted 9 years agoSo to celebrate their 30 years, they have selected 7 games for users to download to their PCs through UPLAY .
The offer ends on the 18th this moth, so hurry up
beyond good and evil, assassins creed 3, splinter cell, prince of percia the sands of time, Rayman origins...
I must say... nice move, Ubisoft!
The offer ends on the 18th this moth, so hurry up
beyond good and evil, assassins creed 3, splinter cell, prince of percia the sands of time, Rayman origins...
I must say... nice move, Ubisoft!
Oh, MOBA community... you amaze me
Posted 9 years agoSo i was playing a sieage match on Smite. i decided to use chronos, a character I really like but lack knowledge on how to play properly...
It didn't go well
Got killed 12 times. Only killed one enemy
During the WHOLE MATCH, two of the players (the ones with the higher level) kept telling me "you suck" "uninstall the game" "noob" "stop feeding them" "we're reporting you" bla bla bla
GEE, WHAT A SHOW OF SPORTMANSHIP
We won, so after the game one of them asked me what level i was.
I said 12.
INMEDIATELY they were all "OOOOOH! SORRY! We didn't know! Sorry about that! You got teamed up with lvl 30s, so... God, we're sorry, ok? It's not always like this"
So turning level 30 makes you become an asshole who'd rather yell at new players/bad players than encouraging them to keep practicing?
It didn't go well
Got killed 12 times. Only killed one enemy
During the WHOLE MATCH, two of the players (the ones with the higher level) kept telling me "you suck" "uninstall the game" "noob" "stop feeding them" "we're reporting you" bla bla bla
GEE, WHAT A SHOW OF SPORTMANSHIP
We won, so after the game one of them asked me what level i was.
I said 12.
INMEDIATELY they were all "OOOOOH! SORRY! We didn't know! Sorry about that! You got teamed up with lvl 30s, so... God, we're sorry, ok? It's not always like this"
So turning level 30 makes you become an asshole who'd rather yell at new players/bad players than encouraging them to keep practicing?
Trump vs Hilary. Winner is Lincoln (parody)
Posted 9 years agoBeyond Good and Evil for free? I'm in!
Posted 9 years agoTo celebrate theor 30 anniversary, ubisoft si releasing several classics for free to anyone who has a Uplay account.
This months was Beyond good and evil. I just downloaded it and will try it soon.
I heard wonders of thsi game
This months was Beyond good and evil. I just downloaded it and will try it soon.
I heard wonders of thsi game
so... tried the beta FA page...
Posted 9 years agoMy eyes hurt now... literally
I'm serious
I'm serious
It's my birthday today!
Posted 9 years agoThis doggy turns 22! Yay!
Still not using notes to Rp, btw. Not until they fix it. Anyoe wants to RP? Send me your skype through a note
Still not using notes to Rp, btw. Not until they fix it. Anyoe wants to RP? Send me your skype through a note
No more note RPs nor long conversations
Posted 9 years agountil they fix their note system. What's the point if only three replies are saved and each note ends up as a new one anyway? How am I supposed to keep track of them?
FA... that is NOT how you fix your note system
Posted 9 years agoNow the max amount of replies in a note is 3!?
that makes no sense!
that makes no sense!
ok... the fuck is wrong with notes now? O.O
Posted 9 years agoif I try to reply to a note, it's completely blank now?
Birthday in a week
Posted 9 years agoOn the 26th I'll have the two duckies! yay!
two weeks for my birthday!
Posted 9 years agoYaaaaaay!
A year already?
A year already?
Vore comic raffle
Posted 9 years agoincludes elephant vore =3
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7802351/
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7802351/
Birthday this month!
Posted 9 years agoYEP! On the 26th, to be more exact!
looking for artists who could draw my new character
Posted 9 years agoAn anthro mouse.
Know anyone who could? Request if possible
Know anyone who could? Request if possible
About my new fursona and my old one
Posted 9 years agoFirst iof all, I'M NOT retiring John. Apparently people like him more than I expected
However, I was starting to grow bored... always RPing him and maybe 3 or 4 more characters. Always the same. I wanted to try soemthing new...
So for the last year I've been working on this little fellow: the Micronaut. A 4 inch tall mouse wearing an (obviously) acid-proof suit.
He's not scared by big, mean preds! He'll fight! He'll defend other tinies... too bad he may need a bigger gun for that
he'll be my SECOND fursona for now. I was thinking of making him my main sona and move John to just an OC... but I can't bring myself to do it. The monotone dog has grown into me a bit too much, i guess.
i mean... I've been using him for like... 5? 6 years?
However, I was starting to grow bored... always RPing him and maybe 3 or 4 more characters. Always the same. I wanted to try soemthing new...
So for the last year I've been working on this little fellow: the Micronaut. A 4 inch tall mouse wearing an (obviously) acid-proof suit.
He's not scared by big, mean preds! He'll fight! He'll defend other tinies... too bad he may need a bigger gun for that
he'll be my SECOND fursona for now. I was thinking of making him my main sona and move John to just an OC... but I can't bring myself to do it. The monotone dog has grown into me a bit too much, i guess.
i mean... I've been using him for like... 5? 6 years?
