1. Name: Arrea Vreis; Allana Ignarte; Ashton Penner. Call me whatever.
2. Nickname(s): Yoshi; Ash; "You"; "Yes, You"
3. Birthday: August 24th, 1995, ~8:58AM
4. That makes you: 20
5. Where were you born: Richmond
6. Location right now: Near Chilliwack
7. Shoe size: 12-14 Men, Depending on manufacturer and that.
8. How many piercings?: None
9. Tattoos?: Zilch
10. When you wake up you're: Sometimes super alert and awake, but nowadays I've been waking up with a pretty serious migraine and some delerium.
11. When your about to sleep you're: Usually just finishing up some hobbywork at 4AM or something, and heavily dreading sleeping, since I'm still just going to be laying there for 2 hours or more, even with sleep meds.
12. Zodiac sign: Virgo, but who cares?
13. Chinese sign: Boar, I think.
14. Righty or Lefty: Why is this a binary question? I'm ambidextrous, to a degree. I only write with my right hand, though I'm sure anyone who's compared my left and right writing would know that there's practically no difference is

legibility. I sautee better with my left hand, though.
15. Innie or Outie: Innie, if I'm getting the question right?
16. School: Graduated High School in 2013, and have a year towards a degree in Science, though extenuating circumstances halted that at the end of my second semester.

Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: I think "canadian" is the best answer. I'm pretty Heinz 57.
20. Weight: I usually hover around 58kg(128lbs),
21. Height: Around 185cm(6'1"), I think.
22. Braces? Need them, but don't have them.
23. Glasses? I like them, but nope. I should get my eyes tested sometime, though.

Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Not really.
25. If so, who? ~shrug~
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Nop. I don't do relationships.
27. Who has a crush on you? Either 'Too many people', or 'Nobody'. I'onno.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Depends on your definition. Some consider cybering cheating, whereas I just consider it a story with two authors.
29. Who was your first kiss: I can't remember anymore. I think I shut the memory out.
30. Who was your last kiss: Can't remember this one either.
31. Are you a virgin? No.
32. Ever had a threesome before? Nop.
33. NQ- Ever been swarmed by ladybugs?: I don't think I have.
34. Have you ever been in love? Yes
35. Broken any hearts? Lots.
36. Got your heart broken? What heart? (Yes)
37. Ever liked a friend? Yep.
38. What happened? She died.

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? Too many to count.
40. How many were serious enough to count? 1-3
41. Who were those serious ones: Depends on who you're asking. Ashley maybe, Dallas maybe, Taylor maybe. I'd say no for all of them, but.
42. NQ- Who USED to be your best friend: DCDL.
43. What made them different: I'd known her since Grade 2, and we were basically inseparable until late high school.
44. What happened: She died. Suicide.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: Uhhhhh.... No idea. It feels wrong to rate anyone higher or lower than anyone else, with my experiences. Everone had something great about them, and something terrible.
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: I can think of worst almost-mistake, but I can't subjectively list anyone much lower than anyone else like that.
47. Ever been kissed: Yep.
48. Who do you want back: Would saying DCDL make things awkward? I think it would.
49. What do you regret: Do I really need to answer this question? I regret being a terrible person, and not being there for DCDL.
50. Why? . . .

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: I don't really have a 'favorite' song, perse. It changes daily and even hourly at times. For this second, I'd have to say Helix Prophecy by Professor Shyguy. I have a weakness to video game allusion.
52. Movie: Hmnnn... As above, it's hard for me to pick favorites. Ratatoing. [//sarcasm] I don't watch enough movies to have a favorite, really.
53. Food: Anything new. I have a weakness for baked goods, though. Especially fruity and berry-y desserts.
54. Drink: Bluh. Tea. Floral 'teas' are my favorite.
55. Store: Hmmnnn.... Does Google count as a store? No? I guess NCIX? Not that, either? ~SIGH~ Michaels, I guess. I don't go there too often, though, since we don't have one in the area.
56. Television show: ...Bluh. It's a tie between Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and I gueeesss Kitchen Nightmares. Basically the only drama show I'll watch.
57. Holiday: Don't really celebrate any.
58. Book: Can I just take a picture of my library, and say "all these"? Impossible question.
59. Ice cream: Anything I make. <3 I'm a cooking narcessist, I know~ </3
60. Sweets: Fruity things.
61. Crisps: I think you mean ~chips~, gosh. What is this, the international version? All-dressed, though.
62. Type of music: Chiptune and 'retro'-y sounding music/techno. I like orchestral, as well.
63. Artist: I don't really have one.
64. Word: Despondent.
65. Time of day: Night.
66. Dressing: You mean clothing or bandage or salad? I'll assume salad dressing. Don't have one.
67. Alcoholic drink: Anything sweet (But not unbearably so,) where you can't taste the alcohol. Cider!
68. Colour(s): 350nm-450nm;650nm-700nm.
69. Piece of clothing: Uh. I'onno.
70. Character: Uhhhhhhhh.....
71. Smell: Winter.
72. Shampoo: TresSemme
73. Soap: Our own soap we make, I guess~
74. Smiley: I really like the complex adorable dolphin-dragon ones people use that I can never recreate. X3
75. Board game: Hmn. Don't have one. Don't have enough friends nearby to play them.
76. Sport: Track-Field or Badminton.
77. Number: 5
78. Quote: "Elapsam semel occasionem non ipse potest Iuppiter reprehendere" -- "Not even Jupiter can find a lost opportunity." - The Fables of Phaedrus, book 5, section 8, "Tempus".
79. Animal: Uhhh... Don't really have one.
80. Actor: Don't pay any attention to them.
82. Vegetable: Uh. Potato? Do tubers count? I'onno.
83. Fruit: Hmmnnn.... Don't really have one.
84. Place to be: Don't really have one. Somewhere isolated and cold, I suppose~
85. Thing in your room: Computer.
86. Gum: Pbbththt.... Something berry.
87. Shape: I'onno.
88. Country: Don't have one. I hear Denmark's supposed to be really cool.
89. Mall: I dono! I don't shop much.
90. Car: Tesla.
91. Boy's name: I'onno.
92. Girl's name: Allana.
93. Family member: My late Grandma Carol.
94. Restaurant: Don't go to many.
95. Movie place: The nearby Cineplex, I think?
96. Person to go to the movies with: Katie, I guess? Don't go very often.
97. Noise: Donno. White, silence, or retro.
98. Brand of Shoe: Whatever's unbranded.
99. Brand of clothing: Unbranded.
100. Body part of a chicken: The feathers are adorabubble.
101. Swear word: "Kuso", or anything I make up for the sake of not swearing.
102. Month: Uh. October, I think.
103. Possession: The one where you become someone's doppelganger, and take over their like in 3 days. Oh, not THAT kind of possession?
104. Team: Jacob, he said facetiously. I don't follow sports. X3
105. Season: Winter
106. Radio station: 98.3, I guess, when power goes out.
107. Magazine: Shrug!
108. Favourite grade: It's all hell and bittersweet at this point.
109. Least favourite grade: 11th grade.
110. Teacher: Either Mr. Penner or Mrs. Goldfinch. They were awesome.
111. Least favourite teacher: Favorite least favorite teacher? Hokay, if you say so. Mr. Sexton. I don't think anybody liked him, to be blunt.
112. Subject: Chemistry.
113. Subject to talk about: Anything science-y, I guess!

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: A Farmer
115. Who's your dad?: A professional multimedia artist.
116. Any step-parents: Nop
117. Any brothers?: Nuh-uh
118. Any Sisters?: One, born 20 years and 19 hours after me.
120. Coolest: Hate most of my family. Grandma Carol, though.
121. Loudest: Probably a cousin somewhere that I don't remember.
122. Best relative: Grandma Carol.
123. Worse relative: Grandma Wanda.
124. Do you get along with your parents? Temporary truce.
125. With your siblings? Too young to say.
126. Does anyone understand you? Nop.
127. Do you have any pets? The family does, I don't.
128. If so, what kind and name? Cats: Pusspuss, Tubtub, Buster, all rescued strays; Dogs:Cody, Marley, Phoenix, Dora, all Great Pyreneeses. Do we count farm animals after this?
129. If not, what do you want as a pet? I want a pair of ferrets, or a hedgehog, or a bearded dragon, or a snek, or basically anything cute. Sneks are cute.

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? ~SIGH~ no.
132. Did you drop out?: Not out of High School.
133. Your current GPA: Hell if I know. Everything was percentages in High School, and I tried to ignore the failure and moderate-severe medical issues through University. <2 though, at the end of the second semester. I was put on

probation, then everything broke. Hospital, go.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Who eats lunch? Usually try to bring my own baked meals, though.
135. ABC's?: Well I'm learning Kanji?
136. Favorite class: Chemistry. IT was too freaking easy in High School.
137. Play any sports at school?: I was on the Track team--noncompetitively.
138. Are you popular? Maybe? I'm amiable with too many people in the BC community, but I wouldn't call myself 'popular'.
139. Favorite memory: My favorite memories are all faded or colored with bittersweet. I suppose my memories with my lab group in High School are still pretty good, even if they're fading.
140. Most humiliating moment: Pretty much all of my life?
141. Most funniest moment: Redundancy much, much? Don't really have one. OH! The Winter Leadership party. That was amazing.
142. Most scared moment: When I lost consciousness out of the blue, with an hour of memory loss, reported by my roommate, and acting extremely screwy during that hour. That's my end-of-semester hospital trip, by the way.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear…

145. Chicken: Adorable images of chickens being cute.
146. Dog: BAUF
147. Christina Aguilera: A person I guess. I think she sings?
148. Ricky Martin: Isn't he a country singer or something?
149. 50 cent: Two gumballs. Oh, you mean the rapper?
150. Poop: Bird.
151. Beach: Furries on the Beach.
152. Dessert: Stereotypical berry pie.
153. Water: Puns. I'm a beach, I know.
154. Osama: War on terrorism, and all the division and hatred it's bred in my home country.
155. Love: Death.
156. Your little brother: I think of the Kanji for 'little brother'.
157. Butt: ALl the nicknames my friends have ending in 'butt'. Featherbutt, scalebutt, etc.
158. Clowns: Dark Cloud 2.
159. Wonder: Rise of Nations, or discovery/knowledge.
16o. Brown: Dirt. Or the Kanji for 'brown'. This has been pretty well ingrained by now.
161. Banana: Ring ring ring ring ring, bananaphone~
162. Sex: Trauma.
163. Parents: A lot of terrible, traumatizing memories that I wish would fade.
164. Homosexuals: I immediately think of the steriotypical accent and whatnot. I'm sorry </3
165. God: Santa Claus. I'm going to burn, I know. X3 START THE FLAME WAER!

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Hell no.
167. Heaven: Nope.
168. Devil: Nuh.
169. Hell: Not at all.
170: Boogieman: I believe in a man that boogies, does that count?
171. Closet Monsters: Are we talking about emotional baggage?
172. Fortune tellings: I believe they exist. Do I believe they work? Placebo effect.
173. Magic: I wish dearly I could.
174. Love at first sight: I believe it happens, but I don't believe in it for myself.
175. Ghosts: Just the ghosts of the past that haunt me~
176. Voo-doo dolls: I believe they exist, yes. Do I believe they have magic powers? Lolno.
177. Reincarnation: Nup.
178. Yourself: Nopers.


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Fuck no.
180. Do drugs: Medicinal, prescribed ones. Street drugs? FUCK NO.
181. Drink alcohol: Once every 3 months or so.
182. Cuss: Usually in jest or humor of some sort. Or to myself. Not in anger or anything.
183. Sing in the shower: Very very quietly.
184. Like school: I'm addicted to learning, but self-study's where it's at for me.
185. Want to get married: Want to? Sure. I don't really believe in marriage, but there are benefits involved, so I don't see why not. Except I'm not really compatable with anyone, or vice-versa.
186. Type with all of your fingers: Yeah. I use Dvorak, though, so it's a lot more gosh dang sensible to use all fingers and home row and whatnot.
187. Think you're attractive: Nop. Hell nawh.
188. Drink and drive: I don't drive. I'd never touch the steering wheel with any alcohol even theoretically in me, though. A classmate in school died this way.
189. Snore: Not that I'm aware.
190. Sleep walk: No, but my blankets end up in magical, mysterious places across the room.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: I have a weakness for pretty things.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: Nuh.
193. Gotten so drunk until you threw up everywhere: Hell no.
194. Told that person how you felt: "That person"? "How [I] felt"? Uh. Very very vague. Vague question, vague answer. "Yes".
195. Been arrested: No.
196. Gone to jail or juvie: Nop.
197. Skateboarded: Does it count if I stepped on a skateboard and stepped off again after almost falling just balancing?
198. Skinny dipped: Nuh.
199. Rock climbed: Yeppers~
200. Killed someone: ...Not directly.
201. Watched porn: Yuh.
202. Gone on a road trip: I think so?
203. Went out of the country: Barely.
204. Talked back to an adult: It's what caused a few of my scarring, traumatic memories.
205. Broken a law: Probably many over my lifetime. Who hasn't though? I mean, who can say they've never jaywalked, pirated, or any of the bullshit laws that exist that nobody enforces or gives a shit about.
206. Got pulled over: Parents have. For following the law. No ticket, obvi, but that officer was out for blood.
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Not intentionally.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: I'm pretty sure so.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: She's like 3 months old. What friend?
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Improves your immune system, yo~ We can't live in a perfectly sterile world, or we'll all die at the slightest indication of disease.
213. Moon someone: I think my cousin made me do stupid shit like this.
214. Shop-lifted: Nop.
215. Worked at McDonald's: No.
216. Eaten a dog: Only a hot one.
217. Give money to a homeless person: I think I did a couple times. Not much, though.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: No.
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes.
220. Had a one night stand: Sadly.
221. Smoked: Hayull nawh. X3
222. Done drugs: Only prescribed ones. No narcotics, unless they put some in me during my many hospital trips in my lifetime. Unlikely, though.
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: Many.
224. Slap someone for being stupid: No, tempting sometimes, though.
225. Had cyber sex: Guess.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Not seriously. Just curiousity, mainly.
227. Caught someone doing something: Lots of times.
228. Played a game that removes clothing: I... don't think so.
229. Cried during a movie: Many.
230. Cried over someone: Death, yes.
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: At a time, yes.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Let's not get into this.
233. Ran away from home: I tried quite a few times.
234. Cheated on a test: I can't say that I have. I tried to, once, but it turned out we ~were~ allowed the formula sheet, so writing it all down on the gray of my calculator with gray lead was a waste of time. So.

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Nnnaaaahhh.
236. Sky dive: Would like to sometime.
237. Swim with dolphins: In the wild, yeah. Not in a facility, though.
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: Why would I want to? I mean, everything depends on circumstances, but I can think of very few circumstances where this would help. Maybe if there was a bomb, and the only way to disarm it was to steal

someone's significant other. Can't think of much else, though.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: For fun, sure. Not seriousness, though. I'm pretty in-the-middle of the gender line, so I don't care either way.
240. Lie to the police: If the circumstances gave an extremely good reason, which I doubt.
241. Run from the police: I'd make it maybe half a step before getting tazed or pinned.
242. Lie to your parents: I've done it a lot in my life.
243. Backstab a friend for your own wellbeing: Hell no.
244. Be an exotic dancer: Does squaredancing in Japan count? Because that would be hilarous and technically an 'exotic dance'.
245. NQ- Kill the president: Killing the president/Prime Minister would be very counter-intuitive to what I desire. There would just be more fascist/totalitarian regulations imposed, and freedoms would be cut.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Very.
247. Loud: I can be at times.
248. Nice: I always try to be.
249: Outgoing: I try to be, but I fail terribly.
250: Quiet: When around people I don't know (well).
251. Mean: Not intentionally.
252. Emotional: Very rarely.
253. Sensitive: AT times,
254. Gay: Not technically.
255. Strong: Depends on who you ask. I say not.
256. Weak: Fairly.
257. Caring: I try to be.
258. Dangerous: To whom? Myself, yes. Others, no.
259. Crazy: It's pronounced "Eck-sen-trick", gosh.
260. Spontaneous: At times. Rarely.
261. Funny: Very not.
262. Sweet: My blood sugar reading says so.
263. Sharing: Very.
264. Responsible: I try to be.
265. Trustworthy: I think everyone would agree I am.
266. Open-minded: Very.
267. Creative: Can be extremely, depending on the subject.
268. Cute: I say no, everyone else says yes. My word transcends them all, though. No.
269. Slick: Nop. X3
270. Smart: Depends on who you ask. I'd just say "Relative to what?"
271. Dumb: I've made some really dumb decisions in my life. A lot of them.
272. Evil: Neutral.
273. Ghetto: Hayull naaawh.
274. Classy: No. X3
275. Photogenic: Not a chance in theoretical hell.
276. Dependable: Very.
277. Greedy: In some ways, X3
278. Ugly: Probably.
279. Messy: In aspects.
280. Neat: In aspects.
281. Perverted: Mostly jokingly, yeh.
282. Silly: Very.
283. A B****: A B? Do I have to follow the path of reference stars down the yellow brick road~? Oh, you mean Bitch? Yeah no. X3
284. A Good Listener: Depends on the topic.
285. A Fighter: I prefer Cleric or Buffer roles.
286. A Party Animal: Not at all.
287. A Game Freak: At times, very yes~!
288. A Computer Freak: Very much so~

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: A researcher in the Organic Chemistry department.
290. Dream house: I'onno. I can live in a closet and be content. Haven't really cared much for houses.
291. Husband/Wife: None.
292. Kids: Lolno.
293. Names: "The Future"
294. Pets: Probably none.
295. Car: Tesla? :D No? Okay </3
296. Age you would want to get married: When my life is stable.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: Nobody.
298. Honeymoon: Japan?

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: I don't like picking and choosing. If I haaad to, I'd say Nommon, though.
300. Known the longest: Pbbththththt. I technically met Nommon before Star, but I was friends with Star for longer. Unless we count like dead people and people that you consider acquaintences, like my old school buddies.
301. Craziest: Me? :3
302. Loudest: Star.
303. Shyest: Blub. Uh. Don't really have any shy friends. Acquaintences, sure. Let's go with.... Spux?
304. Best hair: Hmn. Uh. Don't really pay much attention.
305. Best eyes: Donno.
306. Best body: Don't pay attention.
307. Most Athletic: Uh. I'onno.
308. Hot-Tempered: Star.
309. Most impatient: Star.
310. Shortest: Star.
311. Tallest: Nommon.
312. Skinniest: Me? :3 Nommon X3
313. Best singer: Star, probably.
314. Funniest: None X3
315. Can always make you laugh: Star, technically. I can't help being tickly. ;~;
316. Wish you talked to more: Out of my friends that are still alive? None, really. Kinda have a lot of regrets with old aquaintences, but out of everyone, DCDL.
317. Wish you saw more: Pretty much the same as talking with.
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Everyone? Mostly Nommon and his gosh dang Vaporwave, though.
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Nobody.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Does it count if they forced it on you unwillingly?
321. Whose always been there when you need them: I only really need myself. I tell myself, anyways. Star, I guess.
322. Who is like your family: Star.
323. How many friends do you have?: Like two? Can you tell? X3 I have hundreds of acquaintences, though.
324. How many are really close? ...None?

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Shake 'n' Bake chicken. I wasn't on dinner duty today.
326. Thing you drank: Hot chocolate with almond milk poured into it since it's going to expire before our Homogenized milk I like. Terrible idea.
327. Thing you wore: LAB COAT~! :D
328. Thing you did: This gosh dang marathon of a questionairre. Or work.
329. Place you went: Work?
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: N/A
331. Person you saw: Father, I suppose?
332. Person you hugged: Pbbbththththttttt. Uhhhh.... I donno. Sparks, I think, when I left her meet the other month. I can't remember if I got hugged after that. I don't think so.
333. Person you kissed: Uh. Hell if I know~ X3
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: Nobody?
335. Person you talked to online: Wurm.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Confidential work client.
337. Song you heard: I've had Helix Prophecy on for a while now.
338. Show you saw: Hmmnnn... News?
339. Time you fought with your parents: Like every week.
340. Time you fought with a friend: Eternally?
341. Words you said: Does "Blubblubblub, time to get started on this" count?

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing~
344. What are you drinking: Just finished up my hot chocolate.
345. What are you thinking: "Nobody's going to read this. I should be working on Kanji practice. Oh, it's almost 8:30, I'll need to do dishes soon, too."
346. What are you wearing: Really light clothing with frosty weather outside and windows wide open. A comfy blanket, too~♥
347. What are you doing: What do you freaking think? Aside, procrastinating 2-3 hours of self-study work, and a half-finished art practice sketch from yesterday.
349. Hair: Dark brown.
350. Mood: Despondant.
351. Listening to: Helix Prophecy.
352. Talking to anyone: Not anymore.
353. Watching anything: Nope.

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: Narh
355. Are you a carnivore: Nup.
356. Are you heterosexual: Noh.
357. Do you like penguins: They're cute.
358. Do you write poetry: Yep.
359. Do you see stupid people: Often. Not right now, though.
360. You + Me: You mean the person I stole this from, or the person who wrote this? No to both.
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Indifferent.
362. Can you see flying pigs: They're not flying, they're falling with style.
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Nop.
364. Are you from Afghanistan: Lolwut? No.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: I'onno. Pass.
366. Are you a zombie: Yep.
367. Am i annoying you: Very much so.
368. Do you bite your nails: Mhmn.
369. Can you cross your eyes: Nope
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Not in the morning. Sometimes in the afternoon or night. Always before company or anything.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: Yeah.

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: WINTER.
373. Spring or Autumn: Spring, I guess.
374. Shakira or Britney: Indifferent.
375. MTV or VH1: Uhhh....?
376. Black or White: Slate Gray.
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink. I abhor yellow.
378. Football or Basketball: Which football? Since "Crisps", I'll assume soccer. Neither.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: I don't really use either. People practically use my phone as a pager anyways.
380. Pen or Pencil: Both have their uses. Pencil is more versitile, though, so I'll go with that. (Pens last longer, though.)
381. Cold or Hot: Cold.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Piercings.
383. Inside or Outside: ...Uh?
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol.
385. Coke or Pepsi: Dr. Pepper.
386. Tape or Glue: Depends on what I'm using it for.
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: Don't have the latter in Canada, and I hate the former.

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: I love it~ Well, some of it. I have some preferred instruments and styles, and some hated ones, but in general, yes~
389. About boy bands: I have nothing to say except "nah".
390: About suicide: You don't want me to think about this anymore unless you want to break me.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Annoying. People will be people, though.
392. About teen pregnancy: People with no foresight or planning.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: I don't expect to last that long, really. Probably hikkikomori.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Uhhh... Prob'ly Nom and Star.
395. About gay men: Why men specifically? Why not gay/lesbian females? The OP seems to have a strong bias here, methinks.


Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: No, will probably register a domain eventually, though.
397. Current weather right now: "Autumn". Off-on rain, and cold weather. Alternitively "Black", because that's all I can see.
398. Current time: 8:31 PST. PDT? I'onno. Time switched over yesterday morning.
399. Last thoughts: You mean in death or the end of this? "Finally finished, now time to get back to work".
400. Tag: Whoever wants to do this, I guess. Takes like an hour, though.

Boop~! So I'm apparently headed to RF this year~ :D Never been there... heck, I've never been out of the country in a decade, I think! I don't think I've ever been to Seattle, either, so I'm pretty gosh darn excited! And anxious! There'll be so many furs owo But I dogress, you're all (All one or two of you!) clearly here to read me answer some basic questions, so I'll get right to 'er!

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Where you stay?
The overflow hotel, whatever that is!

When you get there?
Thursday

How you get there?
By car~ Vroom vroom~ ((I'm not driving though, so yay! :D))

Rooming with?
Nommon ( nostalgicmon)! And some other people, I guess~ Trove( yapok), aaand... I actually don't really know who else I'm rooming with, so beep~ Maybe I'll update this later if anyone gives a damn~ :3

Who you hang with?
Probably Nommon, or nobody. Hoping to meet some people, though...! Apparently a spuxspider's ( spux.tatsuo) supposed to be there, so I might hang out with him some. :3

How can I find you?
Uhhh... Look for the timid, anxious dolphin sneaking about from place to place! Or, preferably, send me a blip here before I head off in comments or PM and I'll be on the lookout for you!

Gender?
Male, though gender fluid, so, whatever~

Preference
Pansexual~ :3 The best of all worlds~!

Relationship status
Single

How do I recognize you?
Tall, (6'1-ish) probably will be oddly out of character with a tanukoon tail and cat ears. Because I have nothing better X3 Probably look a little timid and anxious. Probably best to scope out my badge, which should hopefully have Arrea in big, bold, bright letters!

Panels?
-Shrug-?

Fursuiting?
Nuh.

Do you have a table?
Nopers

Do you take commissions?
Not a chance. X3 My art sucks right now!

Are you friendly?
I try to be~! I'm a little timid, though, and find it hard to start a conversation, but if you find the right topic, I can be a chatterbox :3

Can I take your picture?
I'm not very photogenic, so I don't know why you'd want to! It'd be better to ask me in person.

How can I get your attention?
Uhm... I suppose Arrea or Ashton would be a reasonable way to get my attention. Or poke me or something if that doesn't work.

Can I hang out with you?
If I like you, sure :3

Can I talk to you?
Certainly! Be prepared with at least kinda a topic, though, or things will degenerate to awkward in seconds!

Partying?
Nah~ I'm below legal drinking age in the US still, so oh well~ Be nice to hang out with some people if I'm invited, though.

Do you smoke?
Hell. No. :3

Do you drink?
Underage in the US still, so no~

Can I hug/touch you?
As long as you don't make things awkward or do things out of nowhere. And I don't consider you creepy o-o; But if you seem nice, make an invitation, and I'll probably reciprocate! (Pssst. I have a weakness for cute. If I deem you cute, anything goes, pretty much!)

How do I know if you're not looking to socialize?
I'll probably be hiding somewhere, and be very unresponsive to conversationing. I'm too polite to just tell people to F-off, though, so!

Do you have a goal for this con?
I'm hoping to make a friend or two, or at least a few acquaintances! If I fail at that mission, I'm hoping to not regret all the hard work and money and time that went into getting ready for this con! Which would be a monumentous achievement, really, all things considered!

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So that's everything, I guess! If you're stalking this up and plan to head to RF, please leave a blip in the comments~ :3!

Here is some info for those coming to Vancoufur!

Hotel
Main Burnaby Executive Inn.

Arrival/Departure
Friday afternoon/evening, leaving Sunday Evening/Monday morning.

Means of transportation
Bus, most liekly

Sharing a room with
Apparently kuviare Starwonder faenaria And Kylar

Who do you hang out with?
Maybe Starwonder some, but aside from that I don't really have anybody I hang out with, I'll just be all over the place! X3

Gender
Male

Preference
Pansexual

Relationship Status
Single

How old are you?
18 years of age

How tall are you?
6'0

Are you an Artist?
In training, yes :3

Do you have an artist table?
No

Do you take commissions?
I'll do requests, but my art isn't at the level where it can be charged any amount of money for :3 Not to mention my request will butcher whatever you want me to draw X3

Do you do trades?
I suppose, sure

Are you a Fursuiter?
Nope

Attending parties?
Most likely not, but I suppose I'll accept invitations, if the right people ask

Do you drink?
No X3

Can I buy you a drink?
No :3

Do you smoke?
Cigarettes kill me X3

Are you attending any panels?
Maybe, I don't know

Stage or public performance?
Nope?

How do I identify my self to you?
Come up to me, preferable with a badge, since I'm terrible at names, and introduce yourself, I suppose!

Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
Hugs or shaking hands is okay, depending on the person. If you don't know me, and haven't introduced yourself, safe bet is don't touch me. I'm rather particular about that stuff ;p

How can I find you?
I don't even know, I'll probably be roaming about aimlessly, so expect me anywhere?

Can I talk to you?
Sure! A nice conversation is always lovely! ^w^

Can I give you lots of money?
I would be extremely uncomfortable if you just handed me money if I didn't know who you are, but if I know you, and you wanted to go out for food or something and offered me money for that, sure, maybe, I guess. -giggles- X3

Can I give you stuff?
Sure! Adorable stuff're best, but please no unsealed consumables, since I'm extremely paranoid in large groups about that kinda thing!~ Art is always lovely as well~

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If you don't know me, and are reading this all for the first time, probably not! I'm particular about this kinda thing.

Can I come to dinner with you?
Company is always nice over dinner! I'd prefer to be invited somewhere rather than have someone tag along, though~

Can I hang out with you?
Most likely, yes~! As long as I don't dislike you or something, anyways. Or are uncomfortable around you. Just please realize when the conversation is over, I'm no good at saying "please go away", so when things get awkward and I want to go somewhere, don't follow me everywhere, please.

Can I take your picture?
I'm terrible at pictures. If you want me in a group photo or something with people I know, sure, but always ask first!

How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
If I'm busy, I'm hoping it'll be obvious enough to the world that I'm doing something when I'm doing something, such as a conversation. If I'm angry or upset, it's fairly difficult to tell a lot of the time, since I try and mask that in a social setting, and be as friendly as possible towards everyone! So... I suppose you won't really know, since politeness trumps personal well-being?

Personality Type?
I'm friendly and nice (many have called me cute, though I vehemently refuse that), though can be fairly shy, especially with places I've never been, and people I've never met. :3

What's your goal for the con this year?
I don't really have much of one! I suppose meeting some new people, having some fun, and hopefully leaving it with more good memories than regrets! :3

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Subsequent required reading material by ember (copied from temrin's post)

Sup furries.

For a lot of you this is going to be your first con. And you're going to be wanting to go damn hard, right? Well fucking give this a good read and you will have a god damned good convention.

1) Holy shit. You suck at drinking. You might think you're okay at it, but you aren't. And you are going to be surrounded by seasoned party veterans. Don't try and keep up with the vets. Your tolerances aren't at our level. Drink to your own comfort level. If you feel yourself being too drunk, fucking STOP DRINKING and get some water in you. Don't let a story get around about you puking and passing out somewhere. If you are massively hung over, you will be missing a LOT of stuff the next day. Drink LOTS of water before bed. Chug that shit.

2) God damn, don't you think you're a sexy mother fucker? Well you might damn well be... but not everyone is going to be receptive to your advances. Learn the game and learn how to take NO as an answer. Don't make us uncomfortable bro, we're counting on you. If you decide you want to get down and find a partner, USE PROTECTION. Anyone that's willing to 'yiff' with you right off the bat has likely done the same thing to a tonne of people. Don't give yourself an awkward doctor's visit.

3) Fucking hell, drugs are bad okay? But if you really decide to do them don't be super fucked up in public and try to keep it on a down low. You are creating a very fucking awkward situation for the con staff and if you have a medical emergency you might bring some serious bad press to the con.

4) Bring a pair of swim shorts. There's a heated pool.... Fuck.

5) Sleep management is key to a good con experience. The parties run late and the events run all day. Are you planning to do all the con shit during the day and the dances all night? Fuck son, you better get a nap in the afternoon. Don't pull an all nighter, you will regret it.

6) There's a motherfucking grocery store right near by. There is a full sized fridge in EVERY con room. Do the fucking math. Right off the bat, go to that grocery store and put some food in your fridge. It's hard to pull yourself away from the con to go eat and if you wake up hungover you're be thankful like a motherfucker to have a sandwich in that bitch.

7) Fucker, don't leave your room a huge mess for the housekeepers to clean up. It's rude. Just because you're on vacation doesn't mean you're allowed to be a bitch. And at the end of the con? Leave a TIP on the pillow.

8) Cool Get some extra fucking towels. Go to the front desk and do it. They give you enough towels for 2 peeps but you fucking furries are stacking 4+ deep. And you know what you do with those fucking towels? You take a motherfucking SHOWER. At LEAST once a day. I personally take like 3 or more because shower beers are fucking rad. Bring some shampoo and soap with you, the hotel will not supply enough.

9) Be fucking nice to the hotel and con staff. They are the reason we even have a convention.

Kayh~! I got all the materials I'll need for sewing, so I'm going to attempt to make ears sometime soon :3 I'll post my results laterzzz~!

Well, now that I have somewhat-decent art skills that people said they kinda liked, I decided to open up my request/trades~ :3
I'll have three or so active slots, and if it gets out of hand (Which it won't XP), I may have to cut off everyone after the three, but I'm hoping to get them done~ :3

Trades I'll have three or so slots for, but they will get priority X3 -giggles-

Anyways, you can request whatever you want, and I'll work to the best of my abilities~ Just send me a note with your info, and I'll get right on it~ :3

Hope to hear from you all soon~! ^w^

I'm probably going to make myself a new avvy for the next thing I make, and maybe have it digitalized~ I kinda don't like my current X3

Hello everyone who's reading this~ :3
Since this is really my first few days actually /using/ FA, this is more of a test than anything else~ :3
....... So.... what am I supposed to do wiff Journals~? X3
Anyways, working on redrawing my foxxie image, with shading/coloring, and maybe improving the accuracy of the drawing :3
Then I will start working on Holiday images for peoples I likes :3