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People that are constantly making plans that never come to fruition. I give a hearty seaman's laugh.

HAR HAR HAR.

My mom updated me on a certain exes Facebook escapades. Block and delete me so you can make ME sound like the bad guy, huh?

Pretty sneaky, sis.

And high? I need some philosophy.

Allen got me a phone. HTC Wildfire. Such a coincidence. Hey. Finally able to upload pictures again. And if you want my number, let me know.

Wont be uploading art for a while.

I saw a fox the other day. A wild fox. -Gasp.- Here's the things he didn't do:
-Dance.
-Rave.
-Jack off.
-'Yiff'.
-Suck cock.
-Be any color but orange, black and white.
-Be majestic.
-Show any signs of perhaps being my 'spirit animal', sent from the heavens.

Here's what he did:
-Run away.

Ade's being a stuck up princess, Daddy's away at the moment and i'm wide-ass-awake. Anybody else awake?

Calling anyone a wannabe in the furry fandom is as useless as having an interest in MLP. You're all pretending to be huskies and tigers. Calm down.

Whoever can show me a screenshot of them being my 1,000th pageviewer gets a bondage/fetish picture thing of their character. I'll draw out a badge or something. Just the picture. Not printing/sending it or whatever.

Get viewing!

I love you all. A big thank you to for putting up with me for so long. x3

Got my first tattoo today!

Found this on Encyclopedia Dramatica. xD This is the best thing i've ever read in my life.

The Day of Blood

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

Cause.. I am. D;

I'd love to talk to people on there.

Figured out my concentration for my AP art class. Love-Hate relationships/ Forbidden love. Have to do ten pieces. Any suggestions would be great. This is what I have so far;
1. Plantation owner's daughter/slave.
2. Mermaid/sailor.
3. Superhero/villian.
4. Masquerader/Plague Doctor.
5. Human/Alien.
6. Incubus/Woman.
7. Kidnapper/Victim.
8. Succubus/Man.
9. Cop/Convict.
10. Nazi/Jew.

No matter HOW well you dance.. you're still a furry. I mean, you can't do these great moves and think you look all badass when you're dressed in a fox suit. Sorry, buddy. Nothing but furry pussy for you tonight. D;

With a fucking passion. God. Don't ever bring that shit on my page.

Can anyone tell me what the hell is up with some of these guys' names? Newt and Mitt?!

I effing love contests. Guess which two pokemon i'm thinking of, and i'll draw them doing anything -sexy- you want. They'll be drawn anthro. Just pimp my journal and guess.
-Lopunny
-Luxray
-Absol
-Blitzle
-Gardevoir
-Flaafy
-Machop
-Feraligator

Guess as much as you want!

I hate making resolutions, but I feel like this'n is needed.

I'm sick of getting trampled on by my 'friends'. If you start treating me like shit, i'll give you a week to clean up your act before I start ignoring you. I'm not a sextoy, i'm mated. I'm a shoulder to cry on, not a FUCKING therapist. And I am NOT your second choice. (Art wise.) If my art isn't good enough for your first choice, i'm not someone you can fall back on.

Being bitchy? Very much so. -Angry trannyspider.- Well, that's all.

I'm bored. And what a better thing to take up time than a raffle. Look at my recent art, and enter if you like my art style. The picture I will be doing is a small train/orgy featuring my mate and I.
Conditions:
~ Pimp this journal and link it.
~ Any gender welcome.
~ If your character is macro/micro, they will be drawn average sized.
~ No hyper.
~ You MUST post a clear referance.
Comment for more details.
5 Slots. Comment and i'll give you a number.

Don't bitch at me for this, but i'm changing my species to a Costa Rican Zebra Tarantula. They're so beautiful. His name's Cadaver. Still a cuntboy.

I really am getting sick of.. all the lime green hyenas. I don't like to keep switching sonas but i'm really thinking about a scorpion or tarantula. Something you dont see a lot on here..

I'm thinking about doing some free adoptables, just to pimp my art out. If you have any ideas at all; species, pattern, gender, pose, build/body type~ please tell me!

I'm probably going to open up commissions. I have a $175 medical bill from this fucking staph infection. I'm offering .. i dunno. Prices up soon. :-/