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I like the color green more than yellow and blue combined.
by MossyMagic
by MossyMagic
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
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Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
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P Diddy has really taken the art out of rap artist.
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Tesla has its own “new car smell” called “Elon Musk”
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My chiropractor talks about me behind my back.
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Mom and Dad Pinched me lots as a kid.
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Want to bet I can quit gambling?
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Un-erotic porn is hard to come by.
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I am really good at bringing people together.
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When you have an bladder infection, urine trouble.
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She said her favorite number was 7, which I found odd.
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When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
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I have my doubts about disbelief.
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I'm good at everything except modesty.
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Romance books in Braille are too touchy feely for me.
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I think dry erase boards are a most remarkable invention.
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Made friends with a dolphin, we just clicked.
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Ah, yes, “How old are you”… the age-old question…
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Do you remember the 21st night of September?
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It's nacho problem, and no I don't want to taco 'bout it.
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I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user-friendly.
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The best way to leave people hanging is to
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I used to have an origami business until we folded.
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Bitch I'll take yo' boyfriend...BITCH I'll take yo' man.
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I’d bend over backwards for my limbo team.
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Hey girl are you chloroform? beca
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Being a grammar Nazi means Fuhrer mistakes
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I play soccer just to get my kicks.
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I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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I entered my pet hawk in the talon show today
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I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Earth rocks are meaty, but space rocks are meteor.
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I lost all my weed in a series of small fires
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A pun has matured when it's full groan.
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Time travel isn't what it used to will have been.
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Do you also like to sleep at the computer?
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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Autocorrect makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo
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The most dangerous kind of canoe are volcanoes.
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The price of skylights is going through the roof
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