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I'm no ordinary squirrel! I'm the most feared, powerful, heroic creature of all time! Everyone says so.
What? It's true! I am Ratatoskr, lord of creation, maker of all living things, and destroyer of the winds of fate. Oh and also acorns... but that's for another time, you're here checking my page... you must be a fan! Awww... well hey! Maybe if you're lucky, I'll share an acorn or 2 with ya... unless you're here to try and beat me, then expect 3 at once followed by an almighty headache, and the knowledge that you were beaten by a squirrel. Oh the shame...
P.S.
I once beat Thor at arm wrestling! Really, ask him! ...Also, he said he doesn't like you
What? It's true! I am Ratatoskr, lord of creation, maker of all living things, and destroyer of the winds of fate. Oh and also acorns... but that's for another time, you're here checking my page... you must be a fan! Awww... well hey! Maybe if you're lucky, I'll share an acorn or 2 with ya... unless you're here to try and beat me, then expect 3 at once followed by an almighty headache, and the knowledge that you were beaten by a squirrel. Oh the shame...
P.S.
I once beat Thor at arm wrestling! Really, ask him! ...Also, he said he doesn't like you
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Whoa! You must have hit every branch falling off the ugly tree!
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