Excuse the horrible logging / copy/pasting thing.
This is how digsby rolls.

So, this girl/woman/thing is a 22 year old, self-proclaimed cougar, who's in a rocky marriage apparently.. Where her husband knows that she's here on the internet, and even out in the world screwing other people.
How's that fix anything, you may ask?

Good question..



sureibu:
oi you
13:06
your gunna be my boyfriend for the night fucka
alchanii / wolfy 8:13:13 PM
...oh really
sureibu 8:13:17 PM
yep
14:14
got a problem with that?
15:13
didnt think so
16:17
tbh
16:24
im in heat and noone is here
16:28
so im pissy and lonely
alchanii / wolfy 8:17:49 PM
ah.
sureibu 8:17:54 PM
so common
17:59
hang out with me
18:14
hang can be replaced with a different word O_o
alchanii / wolfy 8:18:55 PM
lol..
sureibu 8:19:16 PM
the with can be taken out too
19:25
and out can be switched around
19:32
im okay with both of those o_o
alchanii / wolfy 8:21:50 PM
>.>
sureibu 8:32:15 PM
what?
32:16
<3
32:19
im in heat
32:22
and im a kitty
32:34
ofcourse im gunna be willing with any male i see
32:41
your not the first one ive bugged foo
32:56
but all my play toys are offline
33:10
so your gunna have to do
alchanii / wolfy 8:33:16 PM
lol.. <_<
sureibu 8:33:41 PM
yeah i know
34:11
it sucks for all of us
alchanii / wolfy 8:34:16 PM
suuuuuure.
sureibu 8:34:19 PM
XD
34:22
trust me
34:26
if my hubby was home
34:36
you wouldnt see me online for a week
34:38
but hes not
34:41
and you are
34:43
o_O
alchanii / wolfy 8:43:34 PM
And I'm not your play toy, by the way.
43:40
I'm nobodies toy.
sureibu 8:43:43 PM
i know your not
07:16
which i kinda think you should be
07:20
im a nice mistress
07:30
i dont hit my pets or anythin
07:39
and i can even be a slave!
alchanii / wolfy 9:07:46 PM
I will never be a pet/follower.
sureibu 9:07:53 PM
ohhhh
08:01
so your a dominate? eveeennn better!
08:10
i like serving more than commanding anyways
10:42
:3 so go ahead
10:44
command me
alchanii / wolfy 9:13:52 PM
...I don't command or demand, either.
sureibu 9:14:04 PM
-_- your just no fun then aint cha
alchanii / wolfy 9:14:21 PM
No, just better than the average lightbulb.
sureibu 9:14:21 PM
whatever
14:30
lol
14:33
kay
14:35
well common
14:38
im horny
alchanii / wolfy 9:16:45 PM
And I'm not.
sureibu 9:16:59 PM
-_- your just a party pooper
alchanii / wolfy 9:17:20 PM
No, I just ain't every other furry.
17:25
Or retarded.
17:27
Or sex driven.
sureibu 9:17:44 PM
>_< some friend you are
alchanii / wolfy 9:17:56 PM
Oh, I'm a friend alright. Just not a slutty friend.
18:29
Not like I've been making good progress with somebody for a year and a half, or anything.
sureibu 9:18:38 PM
pfft
18:42
she wont know
18:45
i dont know her
18:49
you probably wont tell her
alchanii / wolfy 9:18:50 PM
And I obviously, if I did of course, that is, make such progress, would love to throw it away all for this.
19:13
Yeah it's not like we tell eachother everything or.. No, wait.
sureibu: -_-
20:09
jesus christ your emotional
alchanii / wolfy 9:20:19 PM
I'm personally laughing.
sureibu 9:20:40 PM
kay
21:04
so im just gunna find someone else, cuz you apperrantly dont like me
alchanii / wolfy 9:22:57 PM
I'm going to go enjoy the rest of my life with my friends who don't need me for sex, or vice versa, and then I'm going to meet up with a chick put in my path for a reason, and eventually marry her. And guess what? I won't need to sleep with other people, or cyber with anybody, to be happy because of her.

If only I wasn't driven by my dick, and "faithful" in some sense.

Thank you,  foxwaffle for being.. You.