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Writer | Registered: May 21, 2006 05:15:15 PM
Blueberries is a blue fox with a white patch on his stomach - he tastes like blueberries too, if you want to give it a try!
Contained within are snuff stories - although they're not for those who are easily squicked, everything is consensual! Give it a try - worst that can happen is that you can't get it out of your head and hate yourself for the rest of your life! Er, uh, that came out wrong....
Incidentally, whenever I'm on my AIM (blueberriesfox), I'm available for chat or RP - just drop me a message! I don't bite unless you ask!
Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment, bollocks! What they want is filth! People doing things to each other with chainsaws during Tupperware parties. Babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates. Vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats… Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.
-'The Meaning of Life' on the meaning of life.
Contained within are snuff stories - although they're not for those who are easily squicked, everything is consensual! Give it a try - worst that can happen is that you can't get it out of your head and hate yourself for the rest of your life! Er, uh, that came out wrong....
Incidentally, whenever I'm on my AIM (blueberriesfox), I'm available for chat or RP - just drop me a message! I don't bite unless you ask!
Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment, bollocks! What they want is filth! People doing things to each other with chainsaws during Tupperware parties. Babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates. Vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats… Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.
-'The Meaning of Life' on the meaning of life.
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The Shop, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dil
17 years ago
Ok, so some of you who spoke to me over the summer knew that I faced a bit of a dilemma. There's this really great sex shop in the city I was staying in, but as I'm not out of the closet, I had trepidation about going in.
I went there on 3 separate days and just walked by. I had every intention of going in, but couldn't.
On that fourth day, I walked by it 7 times until I finally had the nerve to actually go in.....
But, go in I did. I know it's silly, I know that I should have just went in the first time and proudly asked the guy behind the counter for something to stick up my tailhole....but I was nervous and I'd never spoken to anyone IRL about my sexual desires. (I'm a virgin, to confirm the speculation).
I rather liked it - so much that I later went a second time - this time, I went in without a second thought.
What's the point of this whole story? Well, I learned a lot of things...
1) Things are almost never as bad as you think they will be. In fact, most times, taking a good risk pays off well.
2) Be bold and do what you want the first time. It's actually much less risky than halfway doing it 20 times.
3) The furry community is VERY supportive and knowledgeable about almost ANYTHING. The help and support that I got from my friends was really touching. (If you're reading this and I chatted with you about it, THANK YOU!)
4) Vibrators are fun. ;)
Oh, and by the way...If you were playing my snuff writing game and are still interested, send me a PM. If there are enough people we may start it back up again.
I went there on 3 separate days and just walked by. I had every intention of going in, but couldn't.
On that fourth day, I walked by it 7 times until I finally had the nerve to actually go in.....
But, go in I did. I know it's silly, I know that I should have just went in the first time and proudly asked the guy behind the counter for something to stick up my tailhole....but I was nervous and I'd never spoken to anyone IRL about my sexual desires. (I'm a virgin, to confirm the speculation).
I rather liked it - so much that I later went a second time - this time, I went in without a second thought.
What's the point of this whole story? Well, I learned a lot of things...
1) Things are almost never as bad as you think they will be. In fact, most times, taking a good risk pays off well.
2) Be bold and do what you want the first time. It's actually much less risky than halfway doing it 20 times.
3) The furry community is VERY supportive and knowledgeable about almost ANYTHING. The help and support that I got from my friends was really touching. (If you're reading this and I chatted with you about it, THANK YOU!)
4) Vibrators are fun. ;)
Oh, and by the way...If you were playing my snuff writing game and are still interested, send me a PM. If there are enough people we may start it back up again.
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Also been tempted to commish you and two other friends \'hanging\' around some as thanks for getting me writing.