On Gaia Online, back in May 2009, there was a board known as the Yaoi board. On that board, there was a particular thread called Be My Master. Halfway through the thread, there was a roleplay between two people. One played a master character named Jess while one played a fox slave named Kurt. During this roleplay, there were two posts in particular I became completely obsessed with. Here is the first one:

Kurt put his arm across Jess, hugging him close, as tears streamed down his muzzle. "I dont know how im gonna thank you for taking such good care of me. i feel like you really care about me and i havent felt that in so long. I dont know what to say."

Now, every single time I read that post, I fantasize being in Jess' position so Kurt will be hugging me close. I would then lean in close and lick those tears streaming down Kurt's muzzle with my tongue until he stops crying. Words cannot begin to describe how badly I want to lick Kurt's tears from his muzzle. Also, keep in mind that my real name just so happens to be Kurt as well so I also fixate on the fact that were share the same 4 letters in our names.

There are four questions that race through my mind as I read that paragraph and they are:

1. When Kurt was crying, did his tears specifically stream down:

A: The bridge of his muzzle and collect at/drip off the tip of his nose as he hung his head
or
B: The side of his muzzle diagonally, past his lips and drip off his chin and lower jaw

2. Exactly how would Kurt react and what would he say to me if I were to hug him back and lick those tears streaming down his muzzle with my tongue?

3. Dumb question, but how salty would Kurt's tears taste on my tongue if I licked them directly from his muzzle?

4. How warm were those tears streaming down Kurt's muzzle?

A: Freezing ice cold
B: Cold
C: Warm
D: Hot
E: Scalding hot

Some of you are probably wondering what the second post is. Well, here it is:

kurt started giggling and tried to playfully push Jess away. "hahah that tickles. cut it out." he rolled over onto his stomach, resting his chin on Jess' chest. he looked into his eyes for a long minute or two, then looked away and hugged jess tightly around his chest. "thank you." there were tears running down the side of his muzzle but he didnt want jess to notice.

I have pretty much the exact same questions to ask for the second post as well as the first. Words can't even begin to describe how badly I fantasize licking those tears running down the side of Kurt's muzzle with my tongue while simultaneously stroking and massaging him to comfort him. However, part of me is just dying to know which side of Kurt's muzzle the tears were running down: left or right?

Also, there's this extra third post that connects with the second post:

Smiling, Jess held Kurt close and said, "You're very welcome." Running his hand up and down Kurt's back, he whispered, "You're going to love it here with me Kurt, so I hope those tears dripping onto my chest are tears of joy, and not sadness....or drool."

I wish SO badly I was in Jess' position again so I could feel Kurt's tears dripping on my chest. But of course, I'd probably lick Kurt's tears from his muzzle before they even had a chance to drip on my body.

Anyway, I've saved this roleplay with me and it's good I saved what I could. Sadly, the guild is long gone and so is the topic. I'll never find out the guy who played Jess. I chatted a bit with the guy who played Kurt and he said he might think of doing an RP with me. Maybe he'll let me RP out my fantasy of licking Kurt's tears from his muzzle. Asking wouldn't hurt. Also, the guy who played Kurt was called Kit-Klawson on both Gaia Online and SoFurry but I still haven't found out if he has a FurAffinity profile yet.

On an unrelated note, I am addicted to We Bare Bears. Panda is my favorite.