"A real weirdo!" -Half of the Internet.
"Hey, this weirdo license expired 10 seconds ago!" -The rest of the Internet.

Mad Doctor Chewtoy, Angry Scientist, unhinged antifascist. If you're new here, understand that I may draw some problematic things, but if you harm animals or children IRL, please DO NOT interact with me. Nazis can also FUCK OFF. Now step into the lab and see what's on the slab...

 matedfurs Madly in love with  darkcoyote and I am his most completely. <3 Thank you for taking such good care of this neurotic little kitteh!

Links of interest:

http://archiveofourown.org/users/squeakychewtoy Fanfic page for my Jurassic Park weirdness.

Commission Price List: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9173981/

-COMMISSIONS: CLOSED

-TRADES: CLOSED

-REQUESTS: Sorry, no, I do not take requests. I am not a Meseeks.

-WILL NOT DRAW: I will NOT draw bodily waste(urine, vomit, fecal matter) or underage characters in sexual situations. Other than that, I'm up for almost anything. B3

-LOVES TO DRAW: Sex scenes, blood, gore, bondage, transformations, transformative surgeries, vore, fisting, egg-laying, fleshscapes and organs, multifurs and conjoinment, all animals living, extinct, and imaginary - the weirder the better. Dinosaurs, Pokemon, dragons, chimeric creatures, odd fish, tentacle beasts, etc. Weird slash pairings of things like Jurassic Park, My Little Pony, Dinotopia, and Star Trek, including human/non-human pairings(my favorite!). You know, wholesome family fun! Most of my characters are canid, felid, equine, dinosaurs, and one opossum, so I guess those can be considered my specialty.

 tips Like what you see? I accept tips! I will even draw you a little something if you tip me. :D Paypals is squeakychewtoy@gmail.com

 creepycommentswelcome I draw some creepy things, so go ahead and say some creepy stuff. :D

 jurassicpark BEST MOVIE EVER.
 jurassic-furs You are a dinosaur and you can do anything!
 otherkin Spiritually unhuman.
 pirates Yarr, raise the colors!
 vegetarianfurs
 discordianfurs
 shamanfurs
 greenfurs
 buffalofurs


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"You never HAD control! THAT'S the illusion!" - Ellie Sattler

"Creation is an act of sheer will." - John Hammond

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