I'm a huskalope - an odd li'l kinda hybrid muck-up of a kangaroo, a husky, a deer, some sort of horned thing and a horse slash ram. Look at that.

Huskalopes live mostly in climates where mexican food is readily available, and tend to travel in packs of one (1). If you see one in the wild, chances are it will be collecting berries to later throw at larger, scarier animals from the safety of tall trees.

Huskalopes are known to collect small trinkets like empty bottles; if you find a tree with a hollowed out trunk full of glass bottles, chances are a huskalope lives nearby. They have a natural attraction to beers, particularly IPA, and can often be lured with a Dogfish Head 60 minute or Victory HopDevil. Mexican food is another sure way to lure a huskalope, and margaritas are a great idea, too. Please bring me enchiladas.

Other 'lope likes: IPA, pizza, geocaching, zip ties (they make the best sound ever,) hookah, Chipotle, drum and bass, ohlord european techno, the swedish, the office, angry beavers, sweetberrywine.

In case you're curious, I was built by  scribblefox

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