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Writer | Registered: Jul 22, 2009 12:10
A little info about me.
I used to write, got tired of that. I still doodle, a lot.
I am 20 years old, filled with piss and vinegar, and love to spend my nights passed out in a puddle of vomit! I speak fluent Klingon, and pirate speech.
I once headbutted a bear into submission.
I came from the moon, where I was prince. I was also in charge of fighting moon zombies.
I once met Kamen Rider .01
I sometimes wear a skirt. It makes me feel pretty.
I arm wrestled Batman, he cried when he lost.
I have a pile of dead ninjas in the corner of my room, I call it brokeback mountain.
But really, I'm a live in maid and chef for some folks. I cook, I clean, I do just a touch of everything.
I used to write, got tired of that. I still doodle, a lot.
I am 20 years old, filled with piss and vinegar, and love to spend my nights passed out in a puddle of vomit! I speak fluent Klingon, and pirate speech.
I once headbutted a bear into submission.
I came from the moon, where I was prince. I was also in charge of fighting moon zombies.
I once met Kamen Rider .01
I sometimes wear a skirt. It makes me feel pretty.
I arm wrestled Batman, he cried when he lost.
I have a pile of dead ninjas in the corner of my room, I call it brokeback mountain.
But really, I'm a live in maid and chef for some folks. I cook, I clean, I do just a touch of everything.
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Recent Journal
Good News, Bad News, and More Bad News
14 years ago
So good news is, I have a scanner and webcam availible to me now. This makes me happy because I can show of some of the higher end doodles I've made, I'm actually fairly proud of a few of 'em.
Bad news is I've been in and out of the hospital since I moved back in with my parents.
Week one I had some sort of UTI from hell, like seriously I have never pissed blood before in my life and I was terrified, thank god it was just an infection.
Then the next week I get what I think is some sort of spider bite. It swells up like some sort of fucking grape fruit and I get it lanced.
MOST EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF MY LIFE! Like seriously, They had to hold me down, dope me up, and I still ended up shoving my bandanna and my mouth and screaming sch obscenities that they closed the door shut to keep my hollering out of earshot. I could of made sailor blush.
Later that same week two more spider bites appear. one on the side of my head and another on my lip.
I go back and it turns out I have MRSA. It's some sort of bacterial auto immune disease. Basically I'm fucked. SO now I am stuck in bed covered in open sores for the next week. My play's opening night is in 7 days.
Oh and did I forget to mention? I did buy my Alestorm tickets. It set me back 90 dollars too. Unfortunately this was before the whole MRSA thing. I was contagious, the doctors pit me on quarantine and I couldn't go. All my friends did though. I'm glad I could give Mike and Dave that gift, I'm just depressed I couldn't enjoy it with them. And that I'm out 90 bucks with nothing to show, except the gratitude of a couple of friends.
Shit sucks right now.
Bad news is I've been in and out of the hospital since I moved back in with my parents.
Week one I had some sort of UTI from hell, like seriously I have never pissed blood before in my life and I was terrified, thank god it was just an infection.
Then the next week I get what I think is some sort of spider bite. It swells up like some sort of fucking grape fruit and I get it lanced.
MOST EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF MY LIFE! Like seriously, They had to hold me down, dope me up, and I still ended up shoving my bandanna and my mouth and screaming sch obscenities that they closed the door shut to keep my hollering out of earshot. I could of made sailor blush.
Later that same week two more spider bites appear. one on the side of my head and another on my lip.
I go back and it turns out I have MRSA. It's some sort of bacterial auto immune disease. Basically I'm fucked. SO now I am stuck in bed covered in open sores for the next week. My play's opening night is in 7 days.
Oh and did I forget to mention? I did buy my Alestorm tickets. It set me back 90 dollars too. Unfortunately this was before the whole MRSA thing. I was contagious, the doctors pit me on quarantine and I couldn't go. All my friends did though. I'm glad I could give Mike and Dave that gift, I'm just depressed I couldn't enjoy it with them. And that I'm out 90 bucks with nothing to show, except the gratitude of a couple of friends.
Shit sucks right now.
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White Rabbit
Favorite Music
anything. literally.
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
the Empire Strikes Back
Favorite Games
Wild ARMs
Favorite Gaming Platforms
PS1
Favorite Animals
bunnies, duh.
Favorite Foods & Drinks
Anything I make!
Favorite Quote
'That's pretty beast.'
Favorite Artists
errr...anyone who can get my goat?
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