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Project New Leaf Is Go! an idea once told me, 'i will give you advice.'
1. Jack Burton is better than John Wayne
2. ghosts exist, probably.
3. Space Ghost exists, swimmingly.
4. don't go into the fog.
Did you know that, on Mythbusters, they debunked the whole 'repeat something 7 times and you'll remember it.' Apparently, it doesn't always work. This one time, I fed 3 bears 3 different times. It was wild. 3 bears is alot more than 2. if you have 2 bears coming at you ready to attack you have a sporting chance, because you have 2 arms. when a 3rd comes into frame you have no choice but to use charm. and that can only get you so far. charisma should win wars, but it doesn't.
Someone once told me, 'watch out for the Barking Spider.' it's stuck with me ever since.
1. freezing your action figures in a container of water looks kick ass and makes for killer rescues.
2. rubberspoon rubberspoon rubberspoon-yes.
3. they should make a 1980 Flash Gordon video game.
how about cutting a hole into you most attractive stuffed animal (mine is Thundercat's Snarf) and putting a flesh light in it? its your choice as where the hole goes, just remember they make flesh lights in the 'shape' of mouths, pussies, and butts. i hope everyone knows that the flesh light was invented by mad scientists. its the only explanation. its taking the old sandwich bag of KY in the couch cushions to new levels never before thought of. the absolute genius of it all. next they need to make celebrity creature sex dolls, like Sy Snootles (lead singer for The Max Rebo Band) and Jeriba 'Jerry' Shigan (Drac from Enemy Mine).
1. Jack Burton is better than John Wayne
2. ghosts exist, probably.
3. Space Ghost exists, swimmingly.
4. don't go into the fog.
Did you know that, on Mythbusters, they debunked the whole 'repeat something 7 times and you'll remember it.' Apparently, it doesn't always work. This one time, I fed 3 bears 3 different times. It was wild. 3 bears is alot more than 2. if you have 2 bears coming at you ready to attack you have a sporting chance, because you have 2 arms. when a 3rd comes into frame you have no choice but to use charm. and that can only get you so far. charisma should win wars, but it doesn't.
Someone once told me, 'watch out for the Barking Spider.' it's stuck with me ever since.
1. freezing your action figures in a container of water looks kick ass and makes for killer rescues.
2. rubberspoon rubberspoon rubberspoon-yes.
3. they should make a 1980 Flash Gordon video game.
how about cutting a hole into you most attractive stuffed animal (mine is Thundercat's Snarf) and putting a flesh light in it? its your choice as where the hole goes, just remember they make flesh lights in the 'shape' of mouths, pussies, and butts. i hope everyone knows that the flesh light was invented by mad scientists. its the only explanation. its taking the old sandwich bag of KY in the couch cushions to new levels never before thought of. the absolute genius of it all. next they need to make celebrity creature sex dolls, like Sy Snootles (lead singer for The Max Rebo Band) and Jeriba 'Jerry' Shigan (Drac from Enemy Mine).
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a tall tale with a moral.
16 years ago
In the streets, an old man with suspenders and a lemon-yellow hat walks up to a young man wearing anarchist garb and says to him, "Hey, I am at an age of acceptance and i have no time for you OR the plight you depict. My life is to be a new walk in the park!" The young one was shocked and aroused that some old geezer stinking of medicine would randomly choose him to be his lecture victim. The punk then told the elder that, "Earth's masters will define our spiritual future. We have now stretched out so far into the future that we are entering realms of prediction which border closely on science fiction. In our new form-field awareness, we'll see all the unidentified fields that stretch back millions of years manifest themselves. This will include all the past events that have been lying dormant for millennia, such as dinosaurs, early man, even perhaps visiting aliens, all of whom left their mark on-" in a terrible flash, the man in suspenders exploded his head. His lemon-yellow red soaked hat sunk to his neck and shoulders. The young heathen hears a gargle and steam from the hat and only assumes it was its body screaming. The body fell like a fainting groom, slow and without any pride. It hit the pavement with its legs spread wide open. It's left arm fell into its crotch and the right hand landed on his chest. The old man's detached body positioned itself in a very sexual orientation. The young man turned to the crowd of gawkers and said,"....wow...I found a dime!" The point of this memo is that death isn't always pretty.
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