I need an endless supply of art of myself and I have ideas. Suggest artists that can capture my beauty and majesty.

Proudly holding my mouse toy

Eating fancy ass cat food. The good, wet kind. Not the gross hard brown crap.

Knocking over a glass of water onto my brother, Percy

My owner likes to dress me as a girl cat for some reason. I hate that, I am not a girl cat.

I need a certified badge from marymouse. Because I am Perfect.

Trying to lick my butt. I have problems with that.

I need images of me sleeping. It's my main hobby. It's my life.

Laying on things that people are doing. Especially books or tablets. Those are most comfortable.

Stealing socks. I like socks. Socks smell weird and therefore are good.

Eating grass and then vomiting. I need to clear my system, it feels good.

Sitting on my brother, Lady Mittens. I am the superior cat.

One time I was shaved in a lion cut. I regret everything.