I haven't posted anything in, like, forever. I's still alive! (This was a triumph...) =D

This meme looked like fun. ^^

~~~~~~~~~EEVEE~~~~~~~
[x] You are cute (I think so! =3)
[x] You love to play
[x] You don't like getting into fights
[x] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it (I don't hate it, but I am afraid of it sometimes. ^^; Only in enclosed spaces, though. Like, like, if the power goes out while I'm in an elevator. Freaking Jinny. o_o;; )
[x] You have a best friend forever
[x] You love your best friend very much
[x] You usually don't lie
[ ] You don't say bad words (Fuuuuuuck. Yer shittin' me, right? X3)
[x] Most people love you (I like ta think so. =3)
[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings (Oldest. X3)
[ ] You like to wish upon a star
[x] You have a lots of stuffed animals (Hadda sell some of 'em for room in the house. ^^; )
TOTAL: 9

~~~~~~~~~VAPOREON~~~~
[x] You can swim (SCUBA counts, right? ^^; )
[ ] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[x] You hate racism
[x] Someone has said that you are hot
[x] You are very social
[ ] You don't spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV (HA! That's a good one. XD Is anyone who sees this actually gonna check it?)
[x] You enjoy sleeping
[ ] You know most of your neighbors' names (Dowanna know my neighbors' names. I wish they'd never moved in. >_>)
[x] You can speak in another language than English. (Not fluently, but I'm functional in Japanese, Spanish, and German. Though it'd take me a few hours if you dumped me in the streets of any city that spoke those languages. X3)
[ ] You visit social places
[ ] People call you a "smiley face"
[x] You LOVE spending time in the water (Not enough opportunity, though. ^^; )
TOTAL: 7 (Guess I'm not a Vaporeon X3)

~~~~~~~~~~~JOLTEON~~~~
[ ] You are a street kid
[x] You have been in an accident
[ ] You usually get into street fights
[ ] Your favorite kind of music is rap (BLEEAGCH! XP)
[x] You have been shocked by electricity
[x] You seriously need to get a life.
[ ] People say you're too egoistic
[ ] You have tried gangsta style
[ ] You try to be really cool
[x] You really want someone
[ ] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone.
[x] You hate something right now
TOTAL: 5 (Not a Jolteon either... X3)

~~~~~~~~~~~~FLAREON (Fluffy butts... |3~ )
[x] You are kind of a hothead
[ ] People try to calm you down
[x] When you want something, you won't stop until you get it.
[x] You are seriously waiting for something right now
[x] You annoy people
[ ] You like cartoon villains more than heroes
[x] You would like to have red eyes. (What's wrong with that? X3 I'd be cute with 'em. =3)
[x] You were born in summer or spring
[x] You can think of crazy things
[x] You have burned something
[x] Things around you are stupid
[ ] You don't like your life at a moment
----TOTAL: 9 (Uh-oh... Tie!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ESPEON (2 tails! I can think of things to do with 'em. X3)
[x] You believe in magic
[x] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you
[x] You really love someone
[ ] You believe in love at first sight
[x] You haven't tried to smoke,drugs or drink alcohol
[x] You are a goody-goody......
[x] ......or average
[x] You get injured easily (Injured? No. Hurt? Yes. ^^; )
[x] People don't really get you
[ ] You MUST do something right now
[x] You are like a psychic
[x] You have a great sight
TOTAL: 10 (Tie-breaker!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~UMBREON
[x] You love the dark.
[x] You like to wear/see/use the color black.
[x] Glow in the dark stickers are cool.
[x] You are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance. (^^; )
[x] You look out for yourself at times.
[x] You have or would like to have a umbreon in your pokemon games.
[ ] You are terrifyingly silent. (...Not so much. X3)
[ ] You have eyes that make people timid or afraid.
[ ] You have helped or been helped by someone but never said 'you're welcome' or 'thank you'.
[x] You are somewhat of a loner.
[x] You love to go out in the night.
[x] You have excellent vision in dark places.
TOTAL: 9 (Thank goodness Espeon broke that tie already. XD This would be a really weird mish-mash!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~LEAFEON
[x] Fall or spring is one of your favourite seasons.
[x] You adore the color green.
[x] You love flowers but choose not to pick them.
[ ] Clean, green and pristine is your way of life.
[x] Animals adore you and you adore them.
[x] You are a very peaceful person.
[x] You care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all. (It's when I get to know them, even if just a bit, I tend to stop liking them. ^^; )
[x] You enjoy long walks in nature or the woods.
[ ] You are a vegetarian. (GOOD HEAVENS NO! O_O)
[ ] Your eyes are or you wish for them to be green.
[x] You really can't stand cold days.
[x] People really love to be around you. (Sometimes, anyway. ^^; )
TOTAL: 9 (...REALLY weird mish-mash. ^^; )

~~~~~~~~~~~~GLACEON (Oh, lord. No luv here. XD)
[ ] Winter days are your favourite seasons.
[ ] Cold weathers don't phase you with or without a jacket.
[ ] You have or wish to have amazingly snow white or light blue eyes.
[ ] You live in a place where it's cold all year round.
[ ] Hot days are your most hated time of any week.
[x] You don't mind cold foods. (Sushi, yum!)
[ ] You have once used a cold joke during cold times.
[ ] You adore very much the colour white.
[ ] You take long walks in the snow. (Lookie. No touchie. Definitely no touchie. 'Cept when I hafta. >_>)
[ ] You have a cold personality.
[ ] People can't really call onto you for sympathy.
[x] You have heard the song Cold by Crossfade. (...SERIOUS??? They threw this in here just to make people like me add a point. >_>)
TOTAL: 2 (SO not a Glaceon. XD)

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And the verdict is...Espeon! ...I have sex-toy tails. X3 And I can--can, uhm... I can yiff you, from like, 5000 miles away! ... WITH MIND-BULLETS!!!