Well hey. I'm a big bad wolf. Not really, I like to joke around. I'm always happy, and I'm always laughing for some stupid reason. I guess me wagging my tail all the time is a good sign. I lack this magical thing that's called common sense. I'm around 7 feet tall, so I'm pretty big, but I'm real nice. Just stay in my good side because I love eating. I'm always hungry, and I've got a huge appetite for anything meat. Though, don't let 7 feet tall fool ya. I'm always changing sizes. Some stupid experiments I've done let me get bigger or smaller, I love science, so I have a lab where i test super secret stuff. (Sneaky sneaky.) I have random growth spurts sometimes, so i might be some 30 feet in some cases (I wonder why...) Sadly, I can't draw, but I wish I could. (Howl) I like hugs! Stop by and give me a hug will ya. I'm a cuber! I can solve the Rubik's cube in under 20 seconds, so I spend spme free time like that. (My best time is 18 seconds now!) Though, I'm pretty big, so my paws are really clumsy, so I I'm not too good.
Okay, so I'm tall, and there isn't much color to me, I'm just all white and gray, I'm a gray wolf. The top of my head is white but I have gray ears. It's basically a big white stripe that runs from my head to my tail. I have a big bushy tail which I don't let anybody touch. I'm pretty strong and I wear shorts with a t-shirt. So that's all! I'm sorry you had to read all that. It's just helpful I guess


P.S. I like a big belly. I'm up for free belly rubs! (Hugs too!) I also love to be a giant!