'Ello lov'.

-=+FUNFACTZ+=-
I'm an artist from Arizona.
I'm of Polish decent.
I am grumpy. 24/7.
I am a word wizard.
I am a guy.
I love big butts but I could lie about it, given sufficient motivation.

Thank you for taking any time to comment any of my works. I appreciate it greatly. In fact, Make the meanest comments you can.
'Victory is a horrible teacher' ~ Japanese people along time ago (I can never quote that proverb right so take that culture!)
I also have a dA artist page under the same name ~KarmaKorpse. There's mostly short stories there so don't bother looking for any more artwork (Unless you're looking specifically non-fur work)

EH WOT?!
* I am more than happy to do trades. I cannot promise a prompt delivery, I tend to be very self critical.
* Sometimes just asking me, I'll do a doodle of your character. No promises.
* I tend to work very fast.

+_+_COMMISSION INFO+_+_+
All I'm doing right now is Meryl executing people like a bad ass. If you'd like that done, let me know. I don't have prices set so you'll probably get a smoking deal as I'll use my first commission as sort of a staple.
Also I hate unhappy people, so if you've already paid half and are awaiting the final drawing and I can absolutely just not get it done. (Sometimes I just can't get my head around a certain issue) I will leave your payment at half and finish the work. This is my SELF CRITICAL GUARANTEE. You will not pay full for something I do not like.
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My Peeps:
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