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My name’s Maria. I am a human being. My fursona is a munchkin tabby cat. I have skin. I breath air and whatever components might be floating around in said air at the time. I have hobbies, such as drawing, writing, singing, and various other...things. I’m horrendously anti-social. I'm generally friendly and mean no harm to you, but often times come across as callous, brutal, and snobby because I don't talk much until you get to know me, and when asked something, I try to be honest. I'm a hypocrite and an egotist, and I tend to only talk about myself. Seriously. Just about every sentence I say involves the words 'I', or 'me'. I usually prefer the company of animals to humans, and my favorite color is rainbow. I can only speak one language fluently, English(Obviously), though when attempting to verbalize anything, I usually fuck up what I'm trying to say, even if it sounded really nice inside my head. I have a problem articulating dialogue the way it's interpreted to me, so if you ever want me to make you sound good in any way, don't even ask. The person I'll be conveying said information to will probably end up wanting to rip your viscera out. I am in no way related to a crustacean. I like the smell of gasoline. Music makes me happy. Live music is probably better then any high I’ve ever experienced.
♥ My name’s Maria. I am a human being. My fursona is a munchkin tabby cat. I have skin. I breath air and whatever components might be floating around in said air at the time. I have hobbies, such as drawing, writing, singing, and various other...things. I’m horrendously anti-social. I'm generally friendly and mean no harm to you, but often times come across as callous, brutal, and snobby because I don't talk much until you get to know me, and when asked something, I try to be honest. I'm a hypocrite and an egotist, and I tend to only talk about myself. Seriously. Just about every sentence I say involves the words 'I', or 'me'. I usually prefer the company of animals to humans, and my favorite color is rainbow. I can only speak one language fluently, English(Obviously), though when attempting to verbalize anything, I usually fuck up what I'm trying to say, even if it sounded really nice inside my head. I have a problem articulating dialogue the way it's interpreted to me, so if you ever want me to make you sound good in any way, don't even ask. The person I'll be conveying said information to will probably end up wanting to rip your viscera out. I am in no way related to a crustacean. I like the smell of gasoline. Music makes me happy. Live music is probably better then any high I’ve ever experienced.
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FWA Meme, Again (G)
13 years ago
Where are you staying?
Con Hotel! Westin.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday it would seem.
Who will you be rooming with?
Mawri and Fax and Kweet and Barbin and Platte.
Who will you hang out with during the convention
Some bitches.
Will you be suiting?
Noe~
Do you do free art?
Maybe.
What is your gender?
I have a vagina.
How tall are you?
4'11".
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I don't feel like doing the icon thingy so yes, Mari and Foxxy.
Can I talk to you?
SURE. I GUESS.
Can I touch you?
Sure, but don't go assuming things if I don't know you unless, you know, a broken tibia falls somewhere in your fetish categories.
How can I find you?
I'll probably be following Mari or Fox around or potentially Keet or Bourbon. Look outside, I'll probably be smoking or at the coffee place.
Can I visit your room?
Maybe.
Can I buy you drinks?
Maybe.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
MAYBE GOD
Are you nice?
NO I'M A FUCKING CUNT
Do you have an artist table?
Not for myself no, but I'll probably be spilling coffee on one.
Will you be going to parties?
More likely then not.
Will you be performing?
Will you be?
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Give me drugs.
What/where will you be eating?
Food. The edible kind.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Maybe.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
How many times can I say maybe
Can I take your picture?
I'd prefer you don't.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Maybe enter the LoL tournament. But probably not.
Con Hotel! Westin.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday it would seem.
Who will you be rooming with?
Mawri and Fax and Kweet and Barbin and Platte.
Who will you hang out with during the convention
Some bitches.
Will you be suiting?
Noe~
Do you do free art?
Maybe.
What is your gender?
I have a vagina.
How tall are you?
4'11".
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
I don't feel like doing the icon thingy so yes, Mari and Foxxy.
Can I talk to you?
SURE. I GUESS.
Can I touch you?
Sure, but don't go assuming things if I don't know you unless, you know, a broken tibia falls somewhere in your fetish categories.
How can I find you?
I'll probably be following Mari or Fox around or potentially Keet or Bourbon. Look outside, I'll probably be smoking or at the coffee place.
Can I visit your room?
Maybe.
Can I buy you drinks?
Maybe.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
MAYBE GOD
Are you nice?
NO I'M A FUCKING CUNT
Do you have an artist table?
Not for myself no, but I'll probably be spilling coffee on one.
Will you be going to parties?
More likely then not.
Will you be performing?
Will you be?
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Give me drugs.
What/where will you be eating?
Food. The edible kind.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Maybe.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
How many times can I say maybe
Can I take your picture?
I'd prefer you don't.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Maybe enter the LoL tournament. But probably not.
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Favorite Music
Various.
Favorite Animals
Talk to me for five seconds and you'll find out.
Favorite Foods & Drinks
The edible kind.
Favorite Quote
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
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