Because I am one of those sad bastards who cannot draw worth a damn, I write stuff instead. Not particularly good stuff but hopefully somewhat entertaining at least. Not much to tell about me - guy married to another guy for many, many years, living in deepest, darkest New Zealand. Originally came to FA on a dare but stuck around for the amazing art and even more amazing people here - who knew? O_O Thank you to all artists and writers who share so many great things with the rest of us.

The stuff I've written can be found here for those interested. The TCW stories are both novel length, so be forewarned:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2064877/ - The Cold Wind I: First story featuring the Vanguard (Sci-Fi, non-furry, m/m, implied interspecies) - you can buy this story on Amazon.com for your ebook reader as well, here: http://www.amazon.com/The-Cold-Wind.....dp/B0047T7BJS/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2272591/ - The Cold Wind II - Taniwha: (Sci-Fi, non-furry, m/m, interspecies)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2184432/ - The Cold Wind II - Returned To The Earth: A kind of short epilogue to Taniwha...kind of... (Sci-Fi, non-furry, no sex)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4626423/ - The Cold Wind II - Distant Shores: Rangi & Blue-Scale's Farewell (non-furry, emotional, closure, no sex)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2718600/ - Harbinger: (Fantasy, non-furry, m/m, Supernatural Elements)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1547129/ - The Hunter & The Warrior: (Fantasy, kinda furry, m/m, interspecies)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3193974/ - Considerations: short story about a demon and his boy (Fantasy, m/m, suggestive but no sex)

While I enjoy talking about the characters I have written about or commissioned artwork of, please understand that I am not those characters. So, my apologies but I am not willing to role-play as a Vanguard. I have no 'fursona', I'm merely a stupid, old human who should know better Lastly a very big thank you to those artists who I have commissioned, or those who have taken the time and effort to create amazing gift-art for me. Also to those who have given me such great feedback and positive comments about my work - you have all helped to bring my written world to life and that is a gift I treasure highly. Fuck me but you guys are awesome, you know that? :-D

Over and out!