Smiling trouble maker, country boy, member of Anonymous, German, fan (and cadet) of the military, man-child, and the president of DCMO (Digi-care military organization), and a gamer. Simply a Navy cadet of the SEALs that only comments, and is also a dickhead in online games. If I don't qualify to be a SEAL, I'm going to be a marine, or a ranger of the Army. I'm willing to protect those I care about with my life. It doesn't take much for me to like you. Just talking with me for a couple days, respecting me, and being an overall friendly and innocent person will already have me willing to take a bullet for you. My name is Michael Richardson-Schubert. My mother is divorced though, so call me Schubert. Back at the military school, the DI and everyone else called me Pepper, so call me Pepper if you'd like, too. My second closest brother who was in the army died in combat. Many died in the 9/11 attack, including my third closest brother, and for the deaths of my brothers, I will have the head of an Al-Qaeda leader. If you're at my funeral after/if I die in a combat zone, feel free to take a piss on my body. I've done terrible things in the past.

Hey Army
Backpacking Army
Pick up your packs and run with me
We are the sons of the US Navy

Hey Marine Corps
Bullet sponge Marine Corps
Pick up your guns and run with me
we are the sons of the US Navy

Hey Air Force
The low flyin Air Force
Get on your planes and follow me
We are the sons of the US Navy

Hey Coast Guard
Auto pilot Coast Guard
Get on your boats and follow me
We are the sons of the US Navy

Hey Navy
World's finest Navy
Get on your ships and follow me
We are the Future of the US Navy

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I dont wanna be no Green Beret
They only PT once a day

I don't wanna be no Airborne Ranger
I wanna live a life of danger

I dont wanna be no fag recon
I wanna stay until the job is done

I wanna be a Seal Team member
I wanna swim the deep blue sea
I wanna live a life of danger
Pick up your swim fins and run with me

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My mama can't you see?
What this corps has done for me?
Put me in a barber's chair;
Snip, snap, and I had no hair!
And if I die in a combat zone;
Box me up and ship me home!
Put me in a set of dress blues,
comb my hair and shine my shoes!
Pin my medals upon my chest!
Tell my mama I did my best!
My mama don't you cry;
Seal Team motto is do or die!

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Greymon so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Greymon every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Greymon is love" I say; "Greymon is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Greymon
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Greymon
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful dino hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Greymon
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Greymon
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Greymon
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Greymon looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all over now."
>Greymon leaves through my window
>Greymon is love. Greymon is life.