Random accent voice meme thing that  angelwolf is makin' me do. Fear my HORRENDOUS voice! I swear eternal vengeance upon her unless she does this as well!

Wouldn't upload on here, so heres a Soundcloud link!
https://soundcloud.com/chris-mccull.....icememe-for-fa

And here's the text version of the meme:

-Your name and username.
-Where you’re from.
-Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
-What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
-What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
-What do you call gym shoes?
-What do you call your grandparents?
-What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
-What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
-Choose a book and read a passage from it.
-Do you think you have an accent?
-Be a wizard or a vampire?
-Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
-End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.