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Writer | Registered: Nov 1, 2008 08:50
For those of you who have actually ended up here of your own volition: Welcome! I'm a writer-to-be, and I'll eventually come up with something worth reading, you've my word.
(Word of warning in advance: This guy will write about fat furries! I know, what a weirdo.)
On that note: Hi guys!
Nice to meet you! I write! I don't draw, though god help me, if given the chance, I would take some lessons so I could start trying.
At any rate, there's not much to tell. I'm a relaxed guy, I like to make corny jokes, and I appreciate anything and all things fat. Fat guys, fat girls, them things in-between! NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS! MAUHAHAHAHAHA-- Oh, dear, I've become a megalomaniac.
Ahrem. At any rate!
I write! And I'm always looking for comments, critiques, hell, even story ideas. Send them my way! I liiiiiive on your feedback! Even if I don't comment back, EVERY comment is so appreciated.
Status!
RP: Non. I've not been feeling up to this at all as of late.
Trades; Oh mai gawd, yes.!
Commissions: Are opening soon!
Requests: Open.
Groups!
fatbunnyagenda
Before you ask: No. The groups -didn't- get a say in whether or not I'd join.
(Word of warning in advance: This guy will write about fat furries! I know, what a weirdo.)
On that note: Hi guys!
Nice to meet you! I write! I don't draw, though god help me, if given the chance, I would take some lessons so I could start trying.
At any rate, there's not much to tell. I'm a relaxed guy, I like to make corny jokes, and I appreciate anything and all things fat. Fat guys, fat girls, them things in-between! NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS! MAUHAHAHAHAHA-- Oh, dear, I've become a megalomaniac.
Ahrem. At any rate!
I write! And I'm always looking for comments, critiques, hell, even story ideas. Send them my way! I liiiiiive on your feedback! Even if I don't comment back, EVERY comment is so appreciated.
Status!
RP: Non. I've not been feeling up to this at all as of late.
Trades; Oh mai gawd, yes.!
Commissions: Are opening soon!
Requests: Open.
Groups!

Before you ask: No. The groups -didn't- get a say in whether or not I'd join.
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Featured Journal
Hello, and welcome!
7 years ago
Hello everyone, I'm Mr. Hawk, I'm a writer, and the purpose of this journal is to outline a few things about this profile going forward into the future.
Let's get the basics out of the way first:
I'm a writer by trade. Specifically I tend to stick to fetishes by trade, though in other cases I'm fully willing and capable of exploring high-minded concepts wherever they go or interest me. I'm making this journal so that from now forward, this profile is open and crystal clear when delivering its content.
The reason for that is:
I'm opening commissions! Following the announcement of this journal there will be a list of prices, services rendered, and fetishes or concepts I'm willing to work on.
The reason why I'm doing this essentially boils down to being a made-again college student in need of money to do things like buy pizza, and generally avoid that whole starvation thing.
In any case, if you have any comments, questions or concerns, please forward them my way, and I'll be looking forward to working with you in the foreseeable future.
Let's get the basics out of the way first:
I'm a writer by trade. Specifically I tend to stick to fetishes by trade, though in other cases I'm fully willing and capable of exploring high-minded concepts wherever they go or interest me. I'm making this journal so that from now forward, this profile is open and crystal clear when delivering its content.
The reason for that is:
I'm opening commissions! Following the announcement of this journal there will be a list of prices, services rendered, and fetishes or concepts I'm willing to work on.
The reason why I'm doing this essentially boils down to being a made-again college student in need of money to do things like buy pizza, and generally avoid that whole starvation thing.
In any case, if you have any comments, questions or concerns, please forward them my way, and I'll be looking forward to working with you in the foreseeable future.
User Profile
Accepting Trades
No Accepting Commissions
No Character Species
Human
Favorite Music
Smooth Jazz.
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Does Good Omens have a movie yet?...No. GET ON IT THEN.
Favorite Games
TSW, LoL, Champions.
Favorite Gaming Platforms
"The Xbox One is down! Call the ambulance! Wii u wii u wii u wii u..."
Favorite Animals
Bacon. I don't care if it's not an animal, it COMES from an animal. -Bacon-.
Favorite Site
Writing.com, Furaffinity.net, GW2.com
Favorite Foods & Drinks
I'd have to say chinese.
Favorite Quote
"God, damn you -fat- fuck....Damn that's sexy."
Contact Information




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