I love my family so much sometimes.

So I was at my grandma's dinner party earlier this evening. Thing is, in a few days time I'll be leaving for a trip with my school choir, since we're attending some amazing scandinavian choir extravaganza (all choir related stuff being obviously being so cool popular with the ladies).
If your grandma is anything like mine, she might be very fond of giving you free stuff. And if she's also anything like mine, she might be an extremely awesome little lady.

I was standing in the kitchen, helping with/eating the pot roast my family was making when my grandma walks up to me with an envelope, telling me it's money so that I can go shopping whilst I'm out of the country. My hands being exceptionally greasy from all the helping, I stood there like an idiot for a few seconds, not being able to take it since I didn't want to get everything messy. My grandma then says "Oh, well! We'll just do it like this-" and proceeds to slip the envelope down into my shirt. "I heard this is where they usually put it on pretty girls."
Not sure whether to laugh or not, she pointed at my pocket and asked if I'd rather she put it there if that was more comfortable. I nodded, and she then proceeded to take the envelope out of my shirt and shove it down the front of my pants instead.
"Buy yourself something nice now," she said, and walked off to go mind the potatoes.