BARK!

BARK!

BARK!

BARK!

BARK!

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Discord: Papaya Dreaming#0850

You’ve reached the profile of Papaya Dreaming, AKA Bark. Please leave a message after the beep.

I am a writer who dabbles in many different areas. Some straightforward, others gassy, and yet more purely self-indulgent. Akin to the beautiful marble we all live on, my FA profile is 70% water. I enjoy it when fellas can’t breathe. Air choke over blood choke. You know I’m right.

My style is largely irreverent and goofy. My focus is on making sure my stories are rich with personality. I prefer to stay out of convention, and I very much hold zero interest in just making two furred bodies have sex.

Note is my main OC. They/Them. Half-demon badger who gets into predicaments. Dates a magic cat!

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Commission & Request Info

¹Commissions

These are done on a sliding scale. A sliding scale (to me) is PWYW with a minimum.

All my slots are brought up via Journal Posts at the moment. For instance:

“I have a slot open for a 3,000 word story, $25 minimum.”

You give me your idea, I write it out! You pay me based on what you can afford and also feel like paying (so long as you meet that minimum).

I do payment on completion and approval of the first draft. Once the comm is paid for, I will edit, accept changes, and allow for some simple scene expansions and/or additions. This is a system based on trust: run off with the draft, and I will block you and cry teardrops into my guitar.

On the topic of trust--looks unfortunately do matter with grabbing slots. I am far more likely to take a slot from a historied FA user than a Paintbrush who signed up two months ago. Not something I am particularly proud to admit, but please do take the partiality into account.

²Requests

Vignettes/Descriptions: Think lots of you can agree that a simple story very much enhances a piece of art. If you like, I can write a blurb describing your art, which you can then cram into your description box. All I ask for is a small credit!

Silly Stuff/Brainstorming: If you DM me with some random silly idea that came to you in the shower, there is a nonzero chance I compose a little pasta for you--or brainstorm a sensible setting that could accommodate what you’re looking for. I used to shitpost over on Reddit a lot and am quite capable of pumping these out when the mood strikes.

³Art Trades

Feel a lot of trepidation when it comes to these. ART TRADE MUSTS:

- You must be a clear communicator who can use Discord.

- Willing to wait for my end of the deal before committing to your own. I am much more comfortable being hoodwinked by you, than I am of having a sudden loss of motivation and becoming the “scammer” myself.

- Generally, I like to upload the stories I write to FA when possible. Private trades are for a select few.

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Ew, get away from me.

~Austrum, my grumpy catfriend <3 _{beware clicking on his profile!}



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