(I have lost count of the number of total number of conventions I have attended since the mid-1990s. It is somewhere around 70, but 34 of them were definitely furry cons.)

Where are you staying?
The con hotel!

Means of transportation?
The Mousemobile has returned to active service and it is glorious.

Gender:
Absolutely manly.

How old are you?
Everything that happens before Death is what counts.

How tall are you?
2.395013e-8 Angstroms

What languages do you speak?
Duckspeak, Newspeak, Nadsat, Nasdaq, Gutterspeak and English.

Have you been to any other furry conventions before?
I've been to 33 others and wonder if maybe I should have put that money into my mortgage.

Have you been to Ottawa before?
Been there, took photos of Mr. Fez that have over 50,000 views.

Main reason for going:
Visiting the Mechanical Space Vixen. <3

Are you doing anything for the convention?
I am going to it.

Will you be dressed for the Con theme?
I might actually dig out my old post-apocalyptic LARP stuff. :D

Will you have a themed badge?
It is furry convention themed.

What panels will you be attending?
The hot pepper one was fun.

Are you in any panels?
Just ask me to talk and I'll give you a panel.

What are you bringing to the convention?
A sense of disconnection from the daily life, the experience of a floating soap bubble of a world that can only persist a few days before exploding from the effort of existing.

Do you have a fursuit?
It is mouse shaped, and I keep forgetting to bring it.

Are you selling anything at the convention?
No. If I have a weird camera with me and you want more than just a casual snapshot, you can pay me for portraits.

Do you do free art?
All art is free. You pay for access.

Do you do trades?
I'll trade you my attention for your anecdotes.

Do you do commissions?
Not historically.

Can I talk to you?
Did you block me on Bluesky because I told you comparing pup gear bans to Nazi Germany was overwrought and silly? No? Then sure.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yeah, but I may not imbibe.

Do you smoke?
I probably shouldn't.

Can I take your picture?
You may BORROW my picture.

Can I hug or snuggle you?
I'm glad you asked! No! Unless I want you to?

Are you nice?
You tell me, since you asked to snuggle me just now.

Can I buy you food and/or eat with you?
Stop making this weird.

Can I give you presents?
Dude.

Can I invite you to parties?
Do I need to RSVP?

How can I get your attention?
Nod silently at me across a crowded room.

What are you most looking forward to?
Spending time with the Vixen and a dragon and a goat who are coming up for their first furry con.

How can I find you?
Take this. This map was scribed of old using silver ink that appears only under the waning light of a lunar eclipse.