I havent even read the questions yet, just reminded me of a tie I used to do these alot.

WARNING: I havent decided whether im going to be serious, or troll, or both.



Where are you staying?
Home.

What day are you getting there?
In my mind, im already there.

Who will you be with?
my fiancee

Who are you rooming with?
my fiancee. Though I think were way past the point of "rooming" ;)

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
What convention? I follow me own conventions thank you very much. Dont need em dictated to me like some punk

Where will you be most of the time during the days?
IN front of my computer doing work from home. Making sweet sweet cash.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Like, Comic Panels? I like to keep up to date on VGCats, PVPOnline and Penny Arcade

Are you attending any stage or public performances?
No one wants to see me do karaoke

Will you be suiting?
Oh are we going formal?

Do you do free art?
LOL programmers doing art.. priceless

What is your gender?
I, good sirs and mademoiselles, am a solitary male.

How old are you?
26 and a Half. Im a big boy now!

How tall are you?
6' Precisely.

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
my fiancee would like a word with you... just so your aware, she bites.

Can I talk to you?
Um... kinda. Maybe?

Can we hang out?
Who are you again?

Can I touch you?
Okay Mr. Bundy, I have a very special whistle for people like you...

How can I find you?
Anywhere on the series of tubes that is the interwebs

Can I visit your room?
GTFO.

Can I buy you drinks?
I like pepsi, like a boss.

Do you smoke?
A cigarillo every blue moon. And that moon is pretty rarely blue.

Can I give you stuff?
Money.

Can I give you lots of money?
Read my mind son

Can I take photos of you/with you?
I charge $300 per shot, but if im only in half way, I charge a special of $125 per

Can I hug you?
As long as you put that tire iron down

Are you nice?
Used to be, now I can be something of a dick ;)

How long are you going?
Permo? Maybe?

Do you have an artist table?
LMAO

Do you have prints/CDs?
I do print a lot compact disks

Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Theres a show... and theres ADULT sections!?

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Those carpet induced electrical shocks usually get the message across.

What/where will you be eating?
and "who" *grrrooowlll*

Can I look in your sketchbook?
Its from grade 12, I hope ya don't mind.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I think there may be about 75 blank pages so go for it.

Can I hang with you in your room?
No thanks. Only one other person is allowed in there

Can I dance with you at the dances?
If you like being seen with a person who can do a mean Standing Head-Bob, im your man

Do you shower?
No. Showerheads have been proven to be the work of the devil, and therefore I cannot allow it into my Sihk based Jehovas Witness emplowered Jewish life. Its witchcraft we tells ya!