Stupid meme time! Haven't done one of these in yearssss :x

[X] you meow/bark to get attention (wayyyy too much.)
[X] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[X] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[X] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[X] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection (the dogpurr, yaaaas)
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 5

[X] you love to be scratched behind the ear (dread rubs will make me go into a catharsis of odd grunts)
[X] you love fish/meat
[X] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[X] you like when people pet your head (see above)
[X] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (physical reprimendation will usually work, yes. xD)
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 5

[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (dem wuff bites)
[x] you bite people if they annoy you (but I also love them. D:)
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink (milk ftw)
Total: 4

[X] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (used to - its on my wrist now)
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it (required)
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit (saaaaad D:)
[X] you enjoy long walks in the park (WALKIES 8D)
[X] you meow/bark when you see something you want (occasionally?)
Total: 3

[x] you call your hands and feet "paws" (I think this was incepted into me from childhood. Or were my parents the only ones who called ands and feet "paws?" blame the 'rents, yo.)
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling (hnf)
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 5

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often
[x] you hide when you get scared (or anxious/upset, yep. Blanket forts. )
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house (as a child)
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand (Island child. We're weird.)
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat (I will roll the fuck over for belly rubs mkay.)
Total: 6

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (no, but that should change)
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals (wolfslash1, hell yes xD)
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often (I'm that asshole stealing your berries that are growing slightly into the lane/sidewalk :D)
Total: 5

[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good (who doesn't like that shit?)
[x] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[x] you like to eat grass (:I)
[x]if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water (required for dreads)
Total: 6

Final total: 39

Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm 78% Furry"

....Well, shit.