Hello website whom burns Rolf's eyes with visions of unspeakable horror.
I am son of a shepard Rolf! Rolf enjoys to exchange pointless verbal jibber jabber when Rolf finishes his toils on the field for Rolf's Papa; a mighty shepard with back hairs thicker than an ox! Rolf is good friends with Casanova Kevin-boy and Jonny the woodboy . You may also be interested in my performance of my countries rendition of the hairless otter. Yes?

Rolf is constantly confused by this flashy, modern go-go world and its fancy do everything machinery products but Rolf does his best to adapt to the life of a lazy do nothing citizen. Oh Rolf misses life in the old country. Please leave a text based shout if you would life to help Rolf wax the back hairs of Rolf's Nana, as it is very difficult, Rolf will be sure to award you with the Posterior Punt of Praise for your efforts.