Lol, total win. :D

I love you Rabbi.

AMEN! FUCK PETA. i Love me some Mur-KFC. Great stuff, i would have paid to see that. Awesome stuff, man, awesome stuff. ^__^

LOL I love you just for that!!! you can see the lady behind you giving you a death glare. MAN I wish i could have been there hahahahah

That's awesome that the manager gave you a bucket too xD

you go dude! ^_^

baaahahaha thats all sorts of awesome! *applaud*

Yeah. With all the things wrong in this world, let's get pissy over chicken. Civil liberties, climate change, gas prices, ethnic cleansing, taxes, history revision, the education system, natural disasters. ALL of these PALE in comparison to the chicken holocaust.

Ah yes. The old 'You can't possibly care about more than one issue at a time' argument. You are aware that you can get pissy over ethnic cleansing AND tortured chickens, right? I've seen this before many times. Someone says, 'Hey, what about the animals?' and the response is, 'Fuck them! We've got our own problems!'

PETA is run by lunatics and they're doing far more to hurt the cause of animal rights than to further it. People see PETA as a bunch of rigid self-righteous nuts who have no grasp of reality, so they hate them, and then end up hating the whole idea of 'Let's not be dicks to the animals'. There's a lot of legitimate reasons to hate PETA. This isn't one of them though.

THE WOMAN BEHIND YOU.

>:|


Oh my GOD I rolled the first time I saw this, and I'm rolling again. A+++

She looks like she's about to murder him doesn't she >>;

PeTA sucks. The chicks are hot though.

From far away they look great, but ever get up close? Pallid skin, perpetual goosebumps, and an interesting side-effect of dangerously low bodyfat called "lanugo," wispy wirey peach fuzz that springs up all over the body.

You mean they actually start growing fur?

Time to gets me some anorexia...

you rock so hard sir... this wins you many an internet, and be sure to thank that manager heartily!!!

hell yea free nom's

YES!!!!!

Glad to see Im not the only one doing this =D

I love you man! You are pure genious! Screw PETA!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!
and also im so glad i found you on FA! :3

People have to much time on there hands.

So many problems in the US. And they worry about animals.

And wait!!! Even animals kill other animals to live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing in this world lives without something else dieing.

Circle of LIFE!!!!!! guess they did not see the Lion King Movie hehehe

>^..^<

Go get them, Jim.

P eople
E ating
T astey
A nimals

you SO should put that on a sign next time

My dad has a shirt that says that xDDD

It pisses my bff off when he wears it (she's a PETA freak and a vegetarian)

OMGOMGOMGOMG!! Total Win!!!!!!!

O_O your avatar(HAHAHAHA) is making me want to die laughing *does so* XD

Good on ya, mate! PETA is the most rabid asshole group EVER!!!! I wish they'd do this in my town so's I could give em a raft of shit like you did. Keep up the good works!

ewww...KFC is gross. D: I'll enjoy my fishies thank you. XD

PETA is full of rather insane people. >_>

Mmmmm theres nothing like fried chicken

My god..... if only girls looked like THAT what they protest here I would LOVE it.

If I had to choose, I'd go with your side.
I personally don't like KFC, but I still like chicken.

I don't mind the ASPCA, or organizations that claim that vegetarianism is the way to go... heck, I don't even really mind organizations that yell about animal cruelty or meat-eating, as a rule.

...but PETA will protest against wearing fur while wearing leather shoes.

...but PETA will say that killing animals is murder, and euthanize pet cats and dogs given to them.

I could give more examples, but Googling for "PETA hypocrites" will give you more than you can handle.

KFC and what they do is pretty horrible... but then so is PETA.

The world needs a few good assholes!

Keeps hoping to see you draw Red Shetland some time.

speaking of Red... i actually found an animated cartoon on youtube the other day that you guys made in the mid 90s... it was pretty enjoyable, and elicited some smiles.

Yeah, i ought to draw her sometime. So many great things to draw, so little time D:

I have to wonder; If I get a grand slam at Dennys and eat my eggs over easy, am I pissing of PETA and Pro-lifers at the same time?

Heh. When I saw this image I was already thinking "must... tell... Chesamo!"

Epic win, mate! I hope you make more pictures like this in the future!

I don't really care for KFC one way or the other (just too greasy for me), but lying about having naked women is unforgivable.

Jeez, I've been tempted to do this once or twice. Nicely done!

From this view, you're looking more and more like Beiro everyday in your facial hair and eyes. Nowhere else, I quickly add so don't beat me with that drumstick you're carrying.

I wonder how it would have gone over if a bunch of fursuiters got together to mock the protesters? Foxes and canids and such all with protest signs, "Bring on the meat!"

*Snerks* Funny you say this, and I actually made the comment to Xylen in front of Beiro that he was a "Groat Slut" while looking at Mitch with a playful grin, and he had me repeat it two more times before showing me his badges. OOPS. I win.

Finger lickin' awesome man. Protest groups like PETA are more interested in raising a stink and getting attention than anything else.

Did the manager give you that bucket for free?

he gave me 2 buckets to hand out to passerbys and to openly eat before the PETA twats, and then gave me a 16 piece bucket to go home with as a thanks.

way totally cool!

The only thing I hate about KFC is that their portions are way too small for what you pay. But I agree, they are delicious....

That's why the KFC buffet is the only way to go.

Except not every place has one.

KFC's have a BUFFET now? Holy crap I can see myself getting fatter just THINKING about it

Awesome!
Peta is insane, and the ALF are terrorists.
Support your local ASPCA or Humane Society!

*Nom's chicken wing*

Glad to see you bringing balance to the world in your own way, Rabbi.

After PETA protested milking cows here at A&M, I've written them off entirely.

o.o.... all i've got to say is... wow...

You are my favorite person ever. EVER.

dude..fucking 100 points for that XD

awesome. Staring at nude girls, pissing off PETA, and eating KFC....all at the same time.

Now that kicked ass.

lol PETA.

I see Taco Bell in the background...why didn't they try and picket them too?

meat paste must not be as offensive

Well we know where they send the euthenized cats too at least

Actulley taco-bell meat is beef.....Though the cold hard truth is "Grade-D, but edible" {I worked for Taco Smell for a while. Don't stop eatting there. They're kitchen's are usually much cleaner than any fast food rancise.}

well that comment came from a buddy of mine and I who were driving past a ghetto taco bell, as we are passing by we see a cat running out from behind a mcdonalds my buddy rick comments "Uh oh, the quarter pounder that got away!"

Allmost instantly the cat runs past and heads towards Taco bell my comment was 'They are out of chiuahua's I think'

Lulz well just peer over the counter if your eyes spot a little Square thing with steam rolling out of it. They don't use cat meat. They actulley have these weird packages of slightly frozen meat; that the boil up to "Just fresh off the grill quality."

DUDE! I would have been RIGHT OUT THERE WITH YOU!

...With a set of headphones, so I cant hear their protests. And if they decide to remove said headphones so the protests are audible, I got to smack them in the face. With a drumstick.

I wonder how they would react to being hit with fried chicken. Would they be ostracized by their fellow nutcases for having touched the remains of "tortured chickens" ?

wow you're a totally disaffected badass

Bitchslapped. I played that scene out in my head and it was funny xD

The police report would be hilarious

"Battery with foodstuffs"

Finally, pictures of the PETA/KFC incident. Much lulz here.

O lol.
I wish I was there. I'm assuming the chicken you received was free? If so, I'd be gnawing down too. :<
They don't seem to understand that chicken was specifically RAISED to be fuckign devoured by us. It doesnt know life, or the quality of it. It's better they are dead, than alive still. Lolol.

I've got to do that! priceless
wi have some of these nut bars in the University district here in Seattle. i just loook at them and direct them to the 'peta kills animals.com' website and tell them to get back to me.
these are the same folks who, as one of there mission statements it to completely eliminate domestic animals of any kind. it's not "save the animals' it's kill al the animals. sort of the way china dealt with it's drug problem by killing all the opium addicts

I'm okay with protest and stuff. You just d oa better job by being civil. I can't count the times I've wanted to pester people who sit on the side of the road with anti-abortion banners to annoy everyone driving by. It's just rediculous and I can't imagien it convinces anyone it's just an attempt to piss of the people that disagree.

I may not like KFC too much but I'd have eaten a protest-protest-chicken bucket.

d00D HOW FUCKING AWESOME is it that nearly EVERY FURREH HERE SAYS FUCK YOU PETA????

you da man jim!

Yeah, I was expecting at least a couple screaming at me for "attacking PETA".


BTW, You gotta mail them books this week!

YUS I MUST.

I'm all for animal rights and stuff..

but come on! It's a chicken!

you are Win sir

Best anti-protest I've seen to date! Jerks deserved every second of it too :P PETA is just downright annoying.

Hilarious that you got free chicken to piss them off with!

Yes *Claps* Very Good I bow before you Master of being a Asshole to Bigger Asshole Long Live rabbi-Tom

My dad and I came so close to doing this when PETA was here, but we were in a rush and my mom had dinner on the table and she would have been mad.

Also: Why is everyone who protests things in a large group so stupid and easily manipulated? I have heard of someone who once got a group of people to sign a bill to ban things that produce dihydrogen monoxide, because it can kill people, plants, destroy property, accelerate rusting, destroy untreated wood, etc etc.
They got 1000 signatures to ban water.

OMG I saw that!!! It was being passed around at college years ago. I read it and went WTF? (I guess they thought an art major wouldn't catch it)
They got well over 1000 signatures...I nearly died when I found that out. It was a friekn COLLEGE for gods sake!!!

You. Are. A. Winner!!

hahahhah you rock dood

You rock!

I've got a lovely three-piece leather suit to wear when P.E.T.A. demonstrates downtown. It's great since they stopped throwing blood, (I'm guessing someone finally asked them where the Hell they were getting hundreds of gallons of blood.)

they probably get it from all the animals they euthanize

PETA pulled the same style protest in front of the KFC near my house just after this. I went up and asked them to their faces if PETA stood for People Eating Tasty Animals. Then just LMAO when they got pissed and started yelling at me.

is it made out of a dead animal? No, I don't need to know what kind... I'll eat it.

I love you Jim <3

You are so awesome. XD That was brilliantly executed!!!

I was driving into Portland (God help me) one day, and as I was stuck in traffic on the I-5, I noticed a cluster of FURSUITERS on a bridge up ahead. I thought "whhhuuuuuut?" but as I got closer, noticed a PETA banner. Took about every ounce of self-control in my body not to take that exit and chase them down with my car.

Total.

Complete.

Epic.

WIN.

Simply put, I tip my hat off to you, Rabbi. :)

Mmmm....KFC. Pass some over here! Original, not the extra crispy, please! :)

Haha, nice.

oh rabbi-tom - you bring hope to my idea of how americans really are... (i is european)

we are not all liberal apologists and hang wringing surrender monkeys

perhaps - but even the way you use the term 'liberal' kinda makes me kringe

our liberals vastly differ from your country's liberals

>I loathe PETA and ALF with every fiber in my body

Why?

Every time I've encountered this point of view in the past the standard explanation has been something along the lines of, "PETA's gay! LOL! Animal torture rulz!" Do you have a more sensible reason?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JTQCQ1eI7Is
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5kWPkNvWOxI
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QK1wE3-aKqo

Enjoy.

"Good evening.I hope you enjoy the show tonight where I as a rich plantation owner, wearing the finest cotton clothing, in a house paid for by the back breaking labor of negros, will explain to you why slavery is perfectly ethical - and why all those against it are just unrealistic liberal cry babies."

People have a natural tendency to define their own behavior as normal and morally right; whether it is or not. Only James Bond villains look at themselves and say, "Yes, I'm evil," and carry on as normal. At least 90% of the makers and consumers of this show will be meat eaters and benefit from the economic exploitation of animals. If Penn and Teller came to the opposite conclusion 'We've both stopped eating meat (et all) now that we've realised it is wrong, and you should too!' their show would be uncanceled and they would be sacked. Are you going to look me in the eye and tell me none of this adds up to even a little bit of media bias?

The structure of the show is also flawed if the intention is a documentary. PETA makes a statement, then X comes on, questions it, and makes dubious statements of his/her own which are not questioned or followed up on.

At the end of this day this show is only a someone polite version of the argument above. "PETA is misguided and mistaken about absolutely everything. Any and all suffering of animals is completely justified if we or some other group benefits from it in any way shape or form."

In less polite terms the programme can be sumerised: "PETA sux, and its leader is a whore, and the whole thing's a religious cult anyway, 'cause if they're right then I've been doing bad things; and I'll throw a temper tantrum and sling mud all over the place before I ever admit that!"

you're the only intelligent person on this page, congradulations and condolences

I was going to put some thought into replying to you since you clearly did so yourself,

But it looks like crabke did so already. Never mind.

penn and teller intentionally put forth misleading material because their show appeals to the lowest, most banal armchair philosophers. i remember they had one show on how sweatshops were actually constructive for third world countries because they provided revenue, not even stopping to examine the lack of safety or permanent economic/political subjugation (see: african colonies, india) or even ask for reasonable evidence to counter their assertions

in summary eat a dick for liking penn and teller

It is not misleading the fact that they cut through BS, and pointed out several inconsistencies.

People can find ANY information to back up their personal view.

PETA to me is just an extreme example of stupidity. They are cause without reason, going too far on something that may have merit, but honestly I find extreme vegans detestable.


Humans are omnivores. our body is designed that way.

Thank you Ivanotter.

We humans are omnivores.

WE are, with the caveat that the intake should be balanced (no0t neccesarily 1 for 1 meat vs veggies). An imbalance causes issues.

Not enough Fibre? you get backed up
Not enough Iron? you get anemic
Not enough Vitamin A? You go blind...ok not really but you know what i mean^_^

People who try the car4nivore tact irritate me just as much, trust me ^_^.

It's all about balance.

*chuckles and feels like there is an echo

Of course. I echo your view.

Omnivores rule.(That's me)

EET MOAR CHIKIN!!!! (sorry thats the wrong store)

I feel sorry for Dyslexics who confuse PETA and Paté

*eats a bucket and a half with you*

One of the reedeming qualities of F.A. is that of the seventy-nine furs that have posted a comment on this picture not a single one has disagreed that P.E.T.A. is stupid.

My burger joint does much better fried chicken than K.F.C., though. We also serve something we like to call Italian Fried Pork Chops, try 'em with garlic fries.

i think PETA is an extremist group but that they're good at getting a challenging message out to a large group of people

i also think that message is about 50% valid

But I don't eat at K.F.C. I just said my burger joint does much better fried chicken. Get it all from local farms and butchers, as well. We make our own barbeque sauce, too. We got our own smokehouse from which to get the drippin's.

No comment for this one. Honestly, chicken?
Let's protest those evil people who kill cockroaches, next...

You are a god among men.

You are the win! The only other thing I could think of is if you wore your "You made baby hitler cry" shirt or the "celebrate diversity" hand gun shirt during the event. Bravo! Mmmm now I'm craving some murdered chicken!

I would have carried a sign that said, "Stop with teh stoopid!!" and on the back, "PETA kills puppies!" You are full of win and awzome.

you're utterly terrifying.

I only speak the truth, PETA is an organization that preys on the stupidity of people and propagates it widely and PETA does indeed kill puppies. Dogs, cats and other domestic pets are euthanized just as most humane societies are forced to do.

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PETA

PETA is against the no kill movement and euthanizes the majority of animals that are given to them.[69][70] It recommends euthanasia for animals, for certain breeds of animals (e.g. pit bull terriers)[71] and in certain situations for unwanted animals in shelters: for example, for those living for long periods in cramped cages.[72][73] Ingrid Newkirk has said: "Our service is to provide a peaceful and painless death to animals who no one wants."[74] PETA recommends the use of an intravenous injection of sodium pentobarbital provided it is administered by a trained professional.[73]

Before founding PETA, Newkirk was chief of animal-disease control and director of the animal shelter in the District of Columbia.[71] During her time working in animal shelters, she said she would "go to work early, before anyone got there, and I would just kill the animals myself. Because I couldn't stand to let them go through ... [other workers abusing the animals]. I must have killed a thousand of them, sometimes dozens every day."[75] The organization says that it takes in feral cat colonies with diseases such as feline AIDS and leukemia, stray dogs, litters of parvo-infected puppies, and backyard dogs, and as such it would be unrealistic and unkind to operate a no-kill policy.[72] Newkirk has said: "It is a totally rotten business, but sometimes the only kind option for some animals is to put them to sleep forever.

Ingrid Newkirk terrifies me...

while i hate the idea of kill-shelters the feasibility of having only no-kill shelters is next to nil. that said, PETA's policy is pretty loony in context and i tend to agree with you

i was actually talking about you

Why thank you, that's so sweet.

Did you read how she wants her body to be disposed of when she dies??? CREEPY

I'd only support PETA if those babes let me do A-T-M on them any time I wanted. "Here's some meat for ya, baby!"

I love KFC!
And I never tire of your antics. Thanks for sharing.
See you at FC.

Ok, Seg and I both agree that you should be videotaping shit like this to make a show out of, even if it's just putting the videos up on Youtube. Seg had to work on his father's public access show for cable TV so he knows how to throw this crap together if you need help... BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE VIDEOTAPE THIS STUFF D: D: D:

The lulz would be so worth it.

A friggen men!

PETAphile = puppy fucker?

YES!!!! BRILLIANT!!!

we should make tee shirts.

PETA is a sink for people who feel like protesting, but aren't with it enough to figure out what they're protesting.
Granted, I prefer free-range chicken....but I don't think protesting KFC is gonna help that... (for that matter, PETA would probably still protest them if it was). =P

while i agree that PETA sometimes oversteps the boundaries of reasonable protest at least they're saying something about free-range stuff/vegetarianism/hardcore veganism in a public forum, which is pretty good

good the see i'm not the only protest protester in madisonland, rock on.

Where on earth was this going on? haha though I probably had classes. I think I recognize that bridge that goes over 151, make the road construction end already.

But thats brilliant I have to fav this.

This is way wicked Jim XD

Go you PETA SUCKS.

LOL! You should have brought out your supersoaker and gone Rambo on them.

What a guy!

PETA would be much less annoying if they weren't such fucking hypocrites and stuff. In Japan, this thing about ethical treatment seemed to be a concern because I remember KFC Japan making a website to counter the press they were getting on the treatment of chickens in their facilities (I don't know if they're treated better in the US but the site made it sound like it wasn't that bad, at least with the chickens raised for the japanese market)

You, sir, have won the internets!

Whereas I do not approve of KFC... I disapprove of PETA quite a bit more.
Nice job... I wanna bother some PETArds, but I've yet to see any picketing around in my area. ;-;

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JTQCQ1eI7Is
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5kWPkNvWOxI
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QK1wE3-aKqo

Relevant to your interests.

I can imagine PETA getting along with Tom Cruise right about now.

I just DREAM of the day PETA tries something near me >.< Those idiots. BSing they do anything good for animals. Talk about a good idea gone wrong. Damn terrorists and hypocrites!
Actually QUITE happy it seems every Furry knows PETA is bad. Three cheers for having brains!

Dude..that is so awesome on so many levels

PETA tends to just go too far.

Most vegetarians do too though.

We omni/carnivores need to organize a counter protest to force OUR beliefs on THEM!

My brother got me a T-shirt from PETA for Christmas.

Front:
PETA
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

Back:
I like cats
I just can't eat
a whole one
by myself

My brother obviously knows me well.

Where do I go to buy this shirt!!!?

Animal Rights are a good thing for humanity yes, but PETA is insane. Yes, of course livestock/chickens should and could be in more sanitary conditions before going to market and should recieve quick painless deaths. Or at least brief deaths. But seriously, it's not going to make me less of a carnivore. I don't adovocate the fur/leather industry too much, moreso fur as generally I assume they take the skins from cows being processed for meat anyways. (Why not?). It's a touchy subject for some, I don't think the majority of humanity likes to see animals suffer - yet, I don't think the majority of society believes in any extremist social group, be it religion or otherwise. I MEAN HAVE COMMON SENSE PEOPLE.


You are full of awesome and win however =D.

Meat is murder!

And what a delicious murder it is...

lol. Nice one. I love the lady all the way in the back giving you the death look. Do it again!

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You are FUCKING awesome.
I would have done the same thing.
Gods I wish to protest one of their protests XD.
Also, great reply to "Do you have any idea what they do to that chicken?"
"No, but it's delicious."

thanks a lot, jim gaffigan

lol
Someone knows their sources XD

just wanted to say thanks for glorifying your ignorance and unfriendliness because the US was running short of both

...
You're joking, right?

no, but i also wasn't addressing you

I know that, but you can't be serious about supporting PeTA are you?
That other post was a complete PeTA support.
I mean, god damn, they are one of the most corrupt things in America atm.

i never said that i supported PETA as an organization, only that some of their planks are wholly reasonable. acting as if the discussion of ethics is beneath you is entirely despicable and cowardly. several of the comments have glossed over any actual relevance the issue may have in favor of south park bromides

One of their vice presidents uses Insulin, a medicine PeTA openly protests.
Reason: "I need MY life to fight for the lives of animals.:
Outcome: Hypocrite
Their major slogan is "Holocaust on your plate," or comparing the Holocaust to the way animals are slaughtered for consumption. PeTA has euthanized 85% of the animals that they have taken in (although last time I checked, they killed 97% from a google check). Hypocrisy and Irony in action, amirite?
Anybody who doesn't support these people obviously doesn't do their homework or lurk the fuck moar.

P.S.
I mean even if you support a part of them.

i'm really only saying that the ethics of cooking animals like KFC does is up for debate and that PETA does a solid by bringing it up. you're totally right that they're insane, but i'm mostly railing against the open contempt for even the people protesting

PETA deserves all the contempt it gets.

Their insane policy positions discredit all genuine animal welfare activists in the eyes of the public.

It's almost as if PETA is being paid by people who hate animals.

What? How does that make any sense? Do you SERIOUSLY want an insane organisation whose own ethics and practises are questionable at best representing such a movement? Them bringing up such points does more to hurt any rational discourse on such a subject than anything someone on the outside can say. If anything, you should be telling PETA to shut the hell up about issues you care about so they don't ruin your side of the argument by existing.

LOL...yeah, that's like trying to bring up "the good points" to the KKK.

Sorry, but the organization is shit. They might have a few points to be made, but the amount of hypocritical bullshit that gets spewed by their extremist position just totally nullifies any redeeming and/or useful qualities.

Although I hate both KFC and PETA, this is win.

...Where was that blond keeping that cell phone??

PETA spends most of its money paying for lawyers to get their people out of hock then they do on helping animals. Screw them, hell they put to sleep all the animals they 'save' from science labs. If anything they should put the money they get to a good cause like tiger and wolf rescues, if not that then something else more constructive.:P

I do not know you sir, but I love you SO MUCH right now. You made me cry with joy. Thank you.

Pure win!

I love you so much!!!

Heck yes, another one of us! Assholes of the world unite!

Oh Gawd damn that's so much wins it's not even funny. Shit I gotta check if they're gonna picket any Indiana places. So I can make a sign "Your gonna listen to these Hypocrites, they do worse. www.petakillsanimals.com" First one to bitch me out "Truth hurts don't it bitch."

The only way I'll ever feel bad about KFC chicken is if they drop the chickens in live and wrything.

I mean, Damn I gotta pick feathers out of my meal. No jk jk, that would be the only toture I'ld give a shit about.

But to this dang I've never stepped into a KFC and heard "BUCK-AHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!"

Thank you so much for doing what a little girl like me wouldn't have the balls to do herself.

What a great laugh!

Yes! You go, bud. Fuck PETA. I live across the street from one of those freaks, and a couple of years ago she tried to get my dog taken away from me.

She would walk by my house and feed my dog (an Aussie) dog food she was allergic to (!) because she thought we were underfeeding her. Then when winter came around she called the cops one day to take the dog to a shelter because we let her stay outside and thought the dog had frostbite on her paws. The dog was black with white paws! After that I was tempted to slap her with a restraining order.

I love you. <3

This is infinitely better than the people making fun of Micah Armstrong, crazy preacher dude. Look him up on youtube for some serious lulz.

BUT NOW YOU MADE ME HUNGRY!

Troll them more for me. *highfives*

Did you ever watch the episode of Bullshit about PETA? if not your gonna love it ;)

Being plucked, fried, packaged, served, and eaten

should be enough tourture

I love you man. I am all for animal rights; I hope one day of opening my own wildlife sanctuary and wildlife rehabilitation clinic, but PETA... PETA has their hearts in the right place, but they just go *WAY* too far. Making conditions better for animals in slaughterhouses and diary farms? Good! Making it illegal to own a companion animal, such as a seeing-eye dog? Bad. And stupid.

This is made of win and internets.

Dude! That's some good stuff. PETA is seriously over-the-top nutso, and it's good to see people countering them :>

Epic win.....I salute to thee for defending my right to eat meat!!!

The naked Truth

Peta kills more animals than they save... and objectify woman to boot!

Huzzah!

the funny thing is...I just had kfc for dinner. No frickin kidding LOL

Flesh-colored panties? Nudity was the only thing ever any good about PETA. Superfail.

Good work, Asshole man!

Yay! This makes me happy...

Meat is murder...delicious, delicious murder...
:D

Do they really think that boycotting one KFC is going to ruin the franchise?

Moreover, do they think some random KFC in whatever town actually grows the chickens they have at their place? Don't they just...you know, cook frozen ones? They don't actually butcher the things in the back before they fry them up. P: Silly PETA.

I'm even more embarrassed about this because a girl in my high school art class tried to get me to PARTICIPATE in one of these ludicrous campaigns outside the KFC in my hometown. I knew the owners, they were GOOD family friends and I told her what she wanted to do was stupid. P:
Besides, if she had REALLY done it in that redneck town, people would have laughed at her SO hard. All the truckers and farmers...man, that might have actually been entertaining.

But your story made me lol. :B

*busts out laughing* Looks like something I'd do. Nice one.

Shit...now I feel like KFC ;D

dude! GOod job!

The bell tolls for thee... KFC... ZEE TACO BELL! *ding ding* :P

Don't worry, I love my chicken. ;)

LMFAO!! YES.
YOU SO WIN! What I wouldn't give to be at one of PETAs protests. Like when they wrapped humans and made them look like store meat. I'd so be an asshole and poke and prod them checking to see if they were tender. This made me lol so hard. You're so much win!

Can I please have your likeness in a tiny statuette so that I may worship you, please?

the only good question im asking right nowis, with a mindset like this, what will go next?

nazis started small like this and it grew to bigger point.

at some point they will start killing people then they will ''purge'' the world of all the meat eater?

The point is, there are more and more people joining in and at some point it will do like the nazist.

if they belive that mush that animal right are more important then medicine, wont be long till they concider meat eater human life less important then animals

you are full of win and uber lol i wish i could have been there gnawing on some chicking too lol people like that piss me off soo much

Yeah, those guys are dicks, They should know we try to keep nominal track on the animals we eat, Eating meat, I dun mind, but seeing fur coats is just messed up, ever heard of synthetics? OMFG Im starting to sound like them :O

Can I say much win?
I read home on a bus with a member of PETA
Having spent the first two years of my life and several summers on a cattle ranch, I have some obvious differences. Seriously, why worry about a species that we raise SPECIFICALLY RAISED FOR EATING

I hate KFC.

They use lard to fry! >=| Why would anyone do that? Vegetable oil makes it so much tastier, to say nothing of marinating the stuff a little beforehand. Sheesh.
Frycook n00bs.

they had to change the oil they use recently because of new health-type laws :3

so no more lard. not sure what they use now tho. >.>

I would so....take some chicken and help you =3
I love KFC LOL.

I bet it would be pretty funny if your pet crow was in that bucket instead

Fuck no!

Your my hero!
I dodn't like KFC or PETA, but man, that's great!

this is awesome man!

they came to my KFC once, i didnt know it until after they left :(
i hope they come again

I thought you brought the girls! :-D

Ah Rabbi... You are WICKED!!! and I love what you did to PETA

Tyly

Haha, awesome :D

eheheheh..... now we just need mock combat between a giant chicken and da da da... asshole man, defender of the sarcastic lash.

Your my hero! I don't even eat meat but damn I'de do it just to piss them off. Most of the people who support peta don't even know what they are supporting. Take Penn & Tellers example.

Wow.. just fucking wow! Groat you cruel, insensitive bastard, we love you! XD

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO. XD

EPIC!!! LMFFAO

Hahahah, PeTA is murder!

/b/ could make themselves useful for once, and plague the shit out of PeTA. Some of their complaints are absolute bullshit. The entire organisation is similar to the way rich teens hate rich people.

People Eating Tasty Animals. =3~

ONLY IN MADISON.
FUCK I MISS IT

We miss you!!!

I wish these fools would come to Atlanta talking that shit. If they do and I'm in the area well let's just say it'll be on youtube.

You got free chicken for that?! I love KFC! Come to my town, PETA! I want free chicken for hating you too!

Sniffs! YOU are my hero!

I love this very much.

You are my new hero!

You fucking rock.

Dear lord.
You are one of my new heroes.

I'm sorry but....THATS WHY WE DOMESTICATED CHICKENS!!! Would they rather us eat endangered animals? Animals NATIVE to our country? I'm sorry but thats what cows, pigs, chickens, sheep, and any other domesticated live stock were created for. TO EAT!!

YOU GO DUDE!!! ^_^

Nice job, you were very tactful in getting your point across, with your little cardboard sign, and without yelling, insulting, or throwing a shit fit. KUDOS! Those large blown up photos they have are their own works. They kill animals, take the pictures, and say KFC did it. They cant get access to any of these places. So they do their own films and photo shoots. Yes obviously you need to kill an animal to eat it. but they think we never seen dead chickens or beef in a butcher shop or grocery store. So they do their own "murder" and make it as grotesque as passable. Like going Gallagher on a bunch of chickens. Again, nice photo.

I bet that cop in the background was rollin.

You sir, I raise a drink to. Cheers, doctor!

I am not much of a KFC customer, but I applaud this one; You sir, are made of WIN!!!

Good job!

I can agree that the way some animals are raised in tiny, dirty boxes is not acceptable (and probably makes the food less healthy), but the whole blanket statement that "meat is murder" makes no sense to me. For instance, I love my cats, and my cats need to eat chicken and other meat to survive. Carnivores deserve love too!

Lol, did you hear about PETA's latest deal, wanting Ben & Jerrys to use human milk instead of cow milk? Oh PETA.

You good sirah, are a hero. An AMERICAN hero. *blazing guitar solo*

I'm an animal lover, it's the way I grew up, but I also know that to survive, you must take life, even vegitarians need to kill the plants they eat.

And frankly, Chickens and bovies are pretty damn stupid, plus, we've specicially bred them FOR the market and their biproducts (milk, eggs, etc), so I have ZERO qualms about eating me a chicken or a nice thick slab of steak.

I undertand some people will picket certain animal rights, and I say this:

if it's cute and/or intellegent, don't eat it. Like tame bunnies, dogs, and things like Dolphins.

But these PETA people...

They are the same ones who yell that a video of a bunny yelling back to his owner is animal abuse.

I ain't kidding, the bunny is NOT contained and the guy yells "BUNAAAAY!" and then the bunny lets out the cutest loud bunny howl I ever heard, then goes back to eating. he yells bunny again, the bunny yells back, but this time keep yammering while it eats,. Didn't run, didn't fight, didn't show any sign of displeasure, but PETA fags got on the horn and kept yelling that it was animal abuse, so the cute vid is gone.

Same with the newborn baby bunny being bottle fed and was squeeking the whole time because he was a little cold, and the packman frog who was so pissed off at everything that it was trying to kill a pencap.

Is there a Youtube video of that?

Which one?

Both, if you do have a link.
Just how you described them sounds cute.

Well, the bunny clips were removed due to the peta shit on the comments.

Sorry.

I havn't seen something so funny in a while, that's awesome x3 You get +1 Nassywin :D

Heh its funny but sad too. I keep hearing complaints about trolls from the Furry Community. But its a whatever really. Trolls are everywhere even within the fandom. Just go with the flow. Trolling is pointless, protesting for the most part is pointless. Meh whatever. Kind of a fail for me.

you're my hero!

you do realize by playing the part of overweight asshole noshing down a bucket of grease only made peta look pretty damn favorable in this situation.

anyways, how dare people worry about animal treatment!, and PETA ARE STOOPID etc etc

Awww, are you upset young man? That the icky photo bothered you?

heh, not really, just making some observations. it's pretty difficult for me to get excited over KFC.

you're my new hero

WIN

peta stands for People Eating Tasty Animals! give them hell jim see you at ac-09.

Hate those people. If PETA had it's way every Type 1 Diabetic like myself would be dead.

Fucking brilliant! I salute you sir!

=3 *gives off a crisp salute*
now how about some finger licking good torture? Anyone?

*noms on chicken*

It takes more than a bare body to persuade this dragon.

Nice trolling. I never really liked PETA. Not because of what they protest, but because of how hypocritical they are and damaging to the world in other aspects.

I actually get sick of what KFC does. Sick at how they charge too much for their food I mean, I don't give a rat's ass about what they do to the chickens =P

I wish I had the balls to do something like that!! Although I'm not sure if PETA do much protesting in the UK.

you made me day dude XD it was a really slow and boring day today till i saw this. PETA sucks like the pig fucks they are. i remember when there were a small protesters group out side of the mall parking lot holding anti fur signs for a new fur suit store (not THOSE fur suits :P) and i just wanted to hold up a sign back at them when my car drove by them. sadly i don't think what i had in mind could beat your sign. ASSHOLE MAN forever!! :D

................

.....why the HELL would you want to eat KFC's!?

Jesus Christ man, I mean sleeping pills would be easier (And less painful!)

God yes. I would totally do this. Leaning next to a pole eating some chicken. I can imagine things they'd say.
"Do you know what they do to those poor chickens."
Me: "Obviously you don't either. Nice photo by the way. Take it yourself?"

or

"Murder! I hope you feel good about yourselfs."
Me: "Yes my taste buds or dancing with delight. I hope you feel could about yourself, wearing leather shoes."

I agree with you on that!

Probaly the third best win I've ever seen, good job bro.

EPIC WIN !

I tried the new grilled chicken from KFC, it's so nom.

- W -
* Someday in the future..... PETA vs Furries *

Wow. XP

OMG is that seriousely you holding the sign? Cause if so you are now my hero

I realize this is like a jillion years later, but you are amazing and I would have hugged you had I been there in person.

Toasting in an epic bread.

I love animals but hate peta. All they do is start riots,they don't care. They don't really care about non-slaughterhouse and non-fur things either.

PETA, is this some kind of Hippie-organisation?

You never heard of PETA?

I heard of it. But I never cared for these Hippies.

I think there are not many of these people in Germany XDDD

I bet you can find them there. These wannabee feel good touchie feelie types are usually in many of the Western nations. Go visit their website and have a shock and a great laugh.

Fight the good fight for freedom and common sense! I have a friend doing similar things in Germany. They have organizations there that publically burn (actuelly it's publically throwing in trash cans, ''because fire's too dangerous'') violent video games. They're those nuts that believe violent video games are the root of all evil in the youth, and should be smited from the face of the earth.

So basically, my pal shows up with his pals in anon masks goosestepping and heiling, daaamn it's funny.

mmm...tasty tasty murder

I hate those PETA nuts. Their real agenda is to stop all human use of animals, no matter what it is. And they use horrible propaganda which casts the worst abuses of small operations as the norm for the whole industry. I'm eagerly watching for when their organisation implodes and dies.

Way to go man,they are the worst group,they have killed more animals than any other group except alf there all superassholes pardeon my language,I woul not piss on them if they were on fire

Good Sir, I must salute you!!!

Epic win!

You just made my day

Rabbi-Tom! You're my hero!

You know, I have seen this pic numerous times and I must say I am proud of you of pissing off those dumbass PETA freaks and additionally getting this pic with the two naked girls. XD Too damn funny!

I really like this photo.. I will have to agree with a one or two of PETAs points. But I know the human body needs meat protein. If you are going to kill something kill it humanely.

I know they take things to the extreme and that causes me to worry about them.... And what will they do next! I have had a few of then get in my face a few times and told then I would be happy to put half in holes in them... When they see a shoulder holster they tend to get out of your face in a hurry. Mind you there was nothing in that holster....

femm

PETA - People Entirely Trolled AGAIN!

I love protesting PETA, too:

The "Sea Kitten" incident - http://www.furaffinity.net/full/1924871