I don't have to
But I want too

im patting you down =P

i have handcuffs if you wana be arrested;3

Now that's the story Of A Lifetime...you leave In The Morning Day , on your way to an awesome concert On A Saturday Night and wait for a legendary band To Play Some Music, only to see that the local law enforcement eager to stop the fun.

In this instance, it's best to comply from the beginning...don't Keep On Runnin', but instead welcome them with Open Arms. When they think you're willing to behave yourself (rather than simply enjoying the concert Any Way You Want It), in most cases they'll let you make your Escape and you can go your Separate Ways.

Please slide into these handcuffs, sir.. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to perform a strip search...

I understand your carrying a counseled weapon, in your shorts, i'll have to undo your pants look for myself.

You are arrestedfor sexy!

Maybe........