Dear lord I want to try this cake now. The only thing I'd have to leave out is the coconut stuff. That crap makes me sick. >.<

ahh, I never really tried to coconut icing, I was lacking Icing sugar so it won't be horribly sweet, -gives you a small slice-

EA merely ported it to the PS3, just so you know, they don't own any rights

ahh thanks for clarifying that hehe, thats a nice avitar.

If I'm not mistaken, that's one of the exploding penguin "DOOD!" demons from Disgaea.

Cadcodemon from Doom 1 and 2.

Used to be a Prinny

It used to be, now I've got a cacodemon

Prinnys ^___^

Yeppers, -gives you a slice- it sure does

Where's the granulated rhubarb? D:

Hehehe, not available but -gives you a sicle-

Don't forget garnishes, such as:

fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped ethyl benzene
pull and peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
sediment shaped sediment

Hehe, I couldn't really find those ingredients, the crackers are available called 'Goldfish Crackers from Pepperidge Farms" as well as Twiizzlers Pull and Peel licorice.

3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire

hehehe

I'm here for *Cake* ^^

Hehe, -gives you a slice-

Caaaaaaaaaaaaake!

-gives you a slice-

Cake or death?
Eh, cake please.
Very well! Give him cake!
Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice.
You! Cake or death?
Uh … cake for me, too, please.
Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?
Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry…
You said death first, uh-uh, death first!
Well, I meant cake!
Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England! … Cake or death?

LOLZ.. Eddie Izzard is a hoot!

Is it delicious and moist?

Yes it is.

Do want :P

-gives you some cake-

This cake looks so delicious and moist! :9

it is, quite the fun recipe as well.

awesomeness!

I'd love to make one of these cakes, but first I need to get a round cake pan X3

yep, you should get two of em, but if you do make it be sure to cute it into small slices it is very rich.

what a trippy recipe; "preheat the oven" is step 7

yep, its typical in cake recipes to preheat, my oven heats up fast and sometimes burns stuff before I have to pull it out.

You're quite the chef! ;3

Thanks, I may do an apprenticeship to do that in the near future.

This will go down nicely after slaugtering some antlions and destroying an insane super computer.

Yep it sure will.

Cool! looks Good nice job. Can i have a slice?

sure -gives you a slice-

*drools*

-gives you a slice-

omnomnomnomnomnom

mmm. Cake n..n

-gives you a slice-

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEE!!!!

*slams head first into the screen and then passes out*

Hehehe, -revives you-

Someone though should follow the recipe to the letter, just to see what it would look like or if it would even make a cake at all (not just a mushy fishy crackery pile of poo!)

Hehe, thats what I did, I noticed the one with the strawberries lets just say between you and me it didn't look right.

Ahh but you left out so many important things!!

fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped ethyl benzene
pull and peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
sediment shaped sediment
a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer

I think it could be fun to see what a cake like that would look like. obviosly not like the cake in the game. but the 20-foot impermeable clay layer would sure make it a big undertaking!!

Of course this would not be an edible cake

true, I know they sell the fish shaped crackers and candies, as well as the pull and peel licorice but I wouldn't know where the get the other stuff, it was quite the fun recipe to bake up though, I was lacking icing sugar for the coconut frosting so it wasn't as sweet, and used high grade Cadbury Cocoa in the icing, the white stuff is deadly sweet though/

This is a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS!

Yep it sure was, it was a pretty rich cake too but was overshadowed by the Coconut icing which wasn't too sweet.

o:*om nom nom*

something tells me you like cake heh

<.w.< yesh i does

-gives you the cake-

<3*nibbles it*

hehehe -feeds you the cake-

Bow down to the cake king *Bows*

hehe thanks.

*pick up a cake*
in your face!!
*throws cake at his face*
LOL^^

hehehe

what about:
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioned
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

? :3

yep, thoses ound good though some of those ingredients are probably hard to find.

MMMMMM

Swear to God, GlaDOS... if I find any of that there solid waste >3

hehe, yep tis very good cake but coming to remember eating it the cake was a bit dry...

can i has a slice?

sure -gives you a slice-

*noms it happily*

Fav'd because this has got to be one of the most awesome submissi-
*Falls asleep with his head buried in a slice of cake*
ZZZzzzzzzz ZZZZzzzz ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz

YOU FORGOT THE DAMN CANDLE!!!

I know, I didn't have any candles, but I will be making a different version of this cake very soon.

ya know, ive been meaning to make a cake like this
to eat with all my geek friends.

but it sould be interesting to see

hehe, it was a pretty complicated recipe, as the one on the site seemed a bit out of order.

Neh, ill make my own.

Screw some "speical" recipe.

Im not bound by their laws!

awesome!!!

thanks ^^ it was very fun to bake, 3 different types of icings, and it wasn't too sweet.

even better!

hehe, errp that ones the sweet one, the link I posted in my shout has the sequel which I was telling you about hehe

I LOL'ed hard when this loaded as your Featured Submission. XD

Hehe, you should see the one I did up very recently, it is like the second picture in my galelry ^^

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

yep -gives you a slice-

that cake looks delicious

yep it does ^^

hey, who doesn't like a cake that's not a lie for once?! XD

Hehe

Chocolate? =3

yep

AAAA-*OMNOMNOM* X3

Black Forest Cake! Yum!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Forest_gateau
I'm gonna go make me one..

cool ^^ I do have a clone recipe of it it http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2101870/ but nothing beats the original portal cake hehe

Original recipe had too much rhubarb and fish shaped organic compounds. (lol) But yeah, besides those.. Man, that cake is delish. I ate like.. A whole cake in the course of a week.
I was actually thinking perhaps I should hold off on making it until the day before the 4th of July. Share it with my boyfriend to celebrate our 1 year anniversary.

But man.. I want cake so bad now. Dammit.

oh my god.......

something tells me ya like it ^^

its..... not a lie?!?!?!?!

it depends hehe -quickly bakes you up a cake of that type and gives it to you-

0.0

*slowly draws it in, sniffing it*
it cant be.....

^^

what cake originally came with the container? since you put the not a lie in a store bought cake container.

well the cake was home made, I just needed a container to store it hehe

i knew it was homemade, i didnt doubt that.

Caektiemz nao?

yep ^^ -gives you a slice-

*hypernoms cake*

I made a Portal Cake before!

... Except I sat there and shaved 2 chocolate bars for a good hour and stuck it on the cake.
I could have used chocolate chips, but it looked more precise to use chocolate shavings. ^_^

ahh cool ^^, I have made a more recent one at http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2101870/ this was more of a clone recipe as I didn't use all the right ingredients.

yummy looks delicious. could I have a slice of it?

sure ^^ -gives you a slice-

Oh thanks xP nomnomnomnom^^

Thats a beautiful cake
Did you make that? =3

yep.

O.o

*Hugs*
Genius! ^^

OMFG DESU PORTAL CAKE

yeppers ^^

Oh you lucky bastard! Chocolate chips and fucking everything! 8O

hehe, I have a more simplified version of this recipe. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2101870/

X that cake = OTP

ITS THE PORTAL CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you sure it isn't a lie :P

I'm sure.

okie *steals a slice* Heeee

^^

ohm...I think it's a little stale by now.....but....I'd like a slice =D :3

hehe, yep I think so, -gives you a slice-

Hrmms we should get you a cake that is made out of Tastycakes :)

that would be awesome, though I need to make that right after Anthrocon.

"The Cake Is Not A Lie" Lies! It IS a lie.

yep it pretty much is ^^

m going to get one of those huge cakes from Costco for a fur party this weekend. Mmmmmmm, caaaake.

nice ^^

but it IS a lie! They even say it in the game.....but since you offered it anyways :3

yep.

Looks like a lie to me.

yeppers ^^

The cake's a freakin' spy

I HOPE u did put the music in the background: Now these points of data make a beautiful line...

cake looks delicious

thanks ^^

Is it delicious and moist?

yep, it tasted pretty good, though was a tad dry, my oven cooks fast.

I'd make one myself but I think I'm allergic to something in chocolate pastries :/ And I don't often like coconut. It looks good though T ^T;

thanks

im sure its a tasty lie....its gotta be tooo good to be true X3

yep it is hehe

This was a triumph indeed.

yea ; it sure is.

D:<

MY CAKE! *STEALS YOUR CAKE*

eeep?

Have some of my pie. ill eat yur whole cake I'm a pie lover.

sure.

*waggwaggwagg* Ohhh I want that cake in my throat hole!!! >.<

-feeds it to you- ^^

*om nom nom nom* aaaahhh much better. *uurp* *tummyrubs self* *hugs*

purrs an -wraps your tail around myself-

You can have as much of my tail as you want *wagg*

GIVE ME THAT CAKE!!!!!!

-gives it to you- ^^

yay!!! *om nom nom!!, hug*

NOM.

^^

Oh, sorry, did you want some? :O

oh no its fine hehe

THERE'S A SANDVICH IN MY GALLERY PARTNER!

oh cool, I gotta see it.

HECK YEAH!

yep ; sorry it took so long to get back to ya, was away for the weekend and had limited time to check my FA.

Oh, its ok!

This is not cake.

It's a photo of cake.

Therefore the cake is still a lie!

hehe

Oo it looks yummy!

thanks ; it was.

omg, look! *noms the cake*no cake now^^; *urp*

pfew... took me awhile to get down here haha, that cake is awesome! portals!

thanks, I kinda kept it as my featured, surprising its still getting comments and favorites after all this time.

id like to see blue eat that cake and not gain at least 400 pounds! XD it looks yummy

hehe, thanks.

your very welcome!

hehehe, happy birthday

1961

hmm?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrwn.....OpU&fmt=18

nvm

zomg portal cake

yep I made it a good while back, I will see if it gets submitted to the  FACCC

muffin?

ME WANTS

mine isnt either!!!!!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2165136/

The cake so delicious, I need so milk with that mmmm XD

Thanks for making the cake actually look good. Too bad it couldn't look like this in the game.

Thanks.

lol win XD

MMm.... delicious caeks.

I like cake. Please give me teh noms or I will not be held accountable for my actions. XD

hehe

Don't tell me you forgot the fish shaped solid waste, man.

yea I didn't have every ingredient

Hehe, yea I didn't have every ingredient

"There really is a cake."

"tha cake"

yep it is hehe

CAKE!!! NOM NOM NOM!!! *turns red and inflates*

*picks up whats left of the and eats it all*

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU teh cake is a lie every one has told me that that must be a picture of a picture there is no way you couldnt have gotten cake im a cake whore i loves cake :( *aruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu* i wants cake but if its a lie i cant have any but i so so so so want some ...*Howls for teh cake *

hehe

*looks back and forth ,Gives you a cookie* SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! Dun tell any one i has these :P

The cake is not a lie; the toaster is

zomg the cake

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!! WHY MY COMPANION CUBE!!!? FOR WHAT!? AT WHAT COST!!!?

-huggles- I still wonder what the big thing for Portal 2 will be.

God! I have the biggest craving for cake right now! xD
And it does look temptimg Owo
This cake isn't a lie!

yep hehe http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2101870/

That would be God's Birthday cake

yep it would be ^^

This was a triumph, I'm just making a note here; your cake was a huge success!

thanks hehe, I made a second version about a year later, http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2101870/ I liked the second one a lot better though.

yummy cake, in the game the blue personality when killing glados tell u how to made da cake, I wanna order someone to make me a cake that looks like the companion cude it be funny and better to eat it that incinarating it

yumm cake

It's so delicious and moist. ^______^

yep, I wonder if there is going to be a new cake when Portal 2 comes out.

the cake is a spy

Oh course it is. *psst* little secret those cherries are actually eyes, tasty eyes but eyes none the less ;3

XD

Yay for cake.... epic cake

D: CAYKE! I haz!?

sure ^^

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2953111/
^w^

Looks so good :O

thanks ^^

How can it be a lie if it's right in my face. I mean I can practically taste it.

LIES!

hehe yep.

... but this lie was a piece of cake!

i did the same thing for my friend! except without chocolate chips. HIGH FIVE!

::"accidentally" trips, face smashing into cake::

NOM!

X9

...I don't know how many times I've passed by your page and seen this but I JUST NOW REALIZED WHAT THIS IS! I feel so stupid now TnT

XD organic material

OR IS IT!?
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Wh...what? You mean a whole cake isn't a portion? ;____;