Jailhouse Thug (Or 'Thug Gor' as he's commonly called) has always been known for being big on causing trouble, and small on having brains. Yes, if brains were thumbtacks our burly brutish ape friend here wouldn't have enough to hold up a half a crumb even if he was assisted with crazy glue. But what he lacks in brains he makes up for in muscle, which he has quite a bit of. Unfortunately for Thug Gor though small brains and big muscle means lots of trouble. Just ask the 100 or so Furs, orcs, scalies, dragons...and god knows whatever else he's beaten up in the past week or so.

But moving right along, the mention of the unfortunate souls to cross paths with Thug Gor brings us to the perdicament he's currently facing in the picture. Poor Thug Gor crossed paths with a wolf mage who was having a bad week, seems he'd lost his car keys earlier that day. So when Thug Gor ran afoul of this upset wolf mage who couldn't drive his car because he'd lost his keys, and punched him just because he didn't like his 'funny hat', rather then get mad, the wolf mage got even. He placed a horrible, awful, tragic spell on Thug Gor, making it impossible for him to ever again find a pair of pants he could lift up past his meaty thighs! Meaning our poor gargantuan gorilla would always have to walk around in nothing but his skimpy spandex underwear...

Or cotton, if the weather was ever cold enough.

So there you have it, you see before you one poor Jailhouse Thug-Gor who can never again lift pants past his thighs!

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